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Dad, can I take a glass of water?
Sure, why?
I'm looking for lead and asbestos in mom's glass.
Huh?
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Dad, can I help?
No, no, no.
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Oh, it's magic, you know.
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You look at Braves baseball over the course of six months, you could really equate it to a soap opera.
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In his world, there's only one way to survive.
How come you ain't been scouted?
Always be the last one standing.
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Robert Redford.
Some say you're dead.
Others say you never will be.
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My wife was on the plane.
But your husband was not.
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If they find out about my husband, it's in the newspaper.
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All they need is each other.
Could you characterize your relationship with the sergeant?
I was wondering if you'd come.
There's so many reasons I might be doing this.
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Where do some of America's most successful people get their start?
Did somebody say McDonald's?
Took the family to see the four-for-99 tire deal at Pet Boys.
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Found these four-for-169.
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My dad taught me what it means to be a true fan.
Right, Dad?
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I'm more the quiet type.
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Mom doesn't make it out to the games.
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They've won more games in the 90s than any other team.
They'll get up on the win.
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Their string of seven consecutive division titles is the best in Major League history.
Well, we expect them to win.
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He is Goldberg.
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Michael J. Fox, the secret of my success, next on the TV at Superstation.
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