I feel so stupid, so used.
I never felt so close to anyone before.
I thought that it was the same for Mike, but all the time I was just another notch in his
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And that基本 construction practice.
Hey, what a surprise. You look marvelous.
Well, since Lily couldn't join us for lunch, I thought perhaps we could all have dinner together here at the club.
It's a marvelous idea, man. At first I have to go to the station, so something came up.
That's fine. I'll keep Lily company till you come back.
Lily's still at work, Mama.
Really? So late? What could possibly be that important?
I don't know. Janice Maxwell called and said there was some sort of a problem.
Well, whatever it is, it shouldn't take precedence over her health.
I mean, to stay up so late to work such long hours, it cannot be good for her or for the child.
Mama, please, don't you think I know that?
Now, why don't you make yourself comfortable and let me deal with Janice's problem and my wife.
Lily? Please. I'm sorry I lost my temper. I didn't mean to blow up like that.
But the idea of being forced to resign, of losing everything I've worked so hard to accomplish here, is very upsetting.
I understand your anger.
I'm not sure you do, Janice. In any case, I'm very busy right now, so why don't you just go home?
I'd rather stay here and talk this out. Please listen.
To what? The facts aren't going to change. You hired a racist skinhead and used W.O.A.K.'s money.
You did it secretly and in defiance of Kim's orders. We have nothing to talk about.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have the Paul is on Harry Smith interview to get ready for.
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Lily, I don't blame you for being angry. I realized I was wrong to involve this guy Jones in what I was trying to do.
You sidestepped a policy you didn't like.
I just know. I disagreed. I was just trying to keep the option alive. It won't happen again, I swear.
What's important right now is this interview. I feel like I know Harry Smith and Paul Ozan. I watch their show almost every morning.
I could do the interview cold right now. Plus, I have experience on camera. There's no reason for you to do all this work.
Believe it or not, Damien and I do watch television. Yes. And I'm very familiar with their show. And I feel very comfortable in front of an audience. That's it.
Lily, please. There's a big difference between singing a set now and then at your husband's club and doing an interview like this.
You are really something. You know that? I have no qualms about doing the interview. If I run into a problem, I'm sure Harry and Paula will help me out.
How can you be so damn casual about something this big? I'm not being casual. I just don't want or need your help.
If you force me to resign, I'll have to put together a reel of my best work. This interview could be the highlight. You owe me this shot.
Wrong. We've given you every shot possible. And you have betrayed our trust in return. I don't owe you a thing. You deserve this, W-O-A-K. Now, please, goodbye, Janice.
Are you telling me that Damien agrees with this? I'm not going to speak for Damien, okay? But we're partners.
Partners. He gives that word so easily. I wonder how Damien would feel about your partnership if he knew.
If I knew what, Janice? What's going on here? Oh, hello, hello, hello.
Oh, it's freezing in that library. It's that first lady. How can you? Oh, my goodness. Where is everybody?
I thought Julie would be fixing supper or Rosanna? Is Caleb not home yet?
Yeah, he is. Julie talked Caleb into a movie in Mabel's Red Hots. Oh.
Rosanna, she's out of the pond. Alone? She's having problems with Mike. She's pretty upset.
Well, maybe I should go. I already did. Oh, me too. Yeah. Yeah? It surprised me, too.
Anyway, she said she wanted to spend some time alone. Oh. I'll get it.
Okay. Hello. Hi. Hi. How are you doing? Good. Is it bedtime? No, no. Come on in.
Oh, you have company. Mama, this is Tracy Donnelly and her son, RJ. Nice to meet you. Hi, RJ.
I think you used to go to school with my Meg. Yeah, we were good friends, but my name was Sullivan then.
Yes, I know. I knew your daddy, Klein. He used to work on projects with me at the Pharmacist Association.
He was a lovely, lovely man. Yeah, I thought so, too. I miss him. So does RJ.
It's good to see you again, RJ. I have got something for you. It's, uh...
It's softball, right? Right.
I found out that I used to play catch a lot, and I hear that you used to play catch, too, with your grandpa.
And I thought that maybe you and I could play catch together sometime.
I'm sorry, Holden. He's just not over losing his grandpa yet. Oh, it's okay. I understand.
So, what brings you by? It's kind of complicated. There's a decision to be made, but I'm confused.
I just got back from Chicago, and I promise I won't burden you. I just need somebody to talk to about it.
Sure, I'd love to listen, but... I promise I won't burden you. I just...
I used to talk things over with my dad, but he's gone, and so I thought of you.
Holden, I'm going to take Aaron out to see the car. And how about RJ? Would he like to come along?
RJ, would you like to come along? RJ, would you like to come along?
Do you want to see a great car? Yes, the old car.
It'll be fun. I'll come in a minute, okay?
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let me take your coat. Okay, thanks.
Can I get you some tea or something? Tea would be great.
All right.
Wait, let me do your coat. Wait just a minute.
Hello, hello, hello, gentlemen. I was looking for Rosanna. Is she inside?
No, she's not. She's down in our pond. She was upset about something.
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Yeah, not so fast though. What?
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Well, Olenia, you're not intruding at all. What can I do for you?
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The tape will run on patterns. It's a very short notice, but a fabulous shot for WOAK. Lily and I were just discussing who would do the interview.
And I told you I'd do it.
When are Harry and Paula supposed to be here?
Tonight.
Lily, you've been working since early this morning.
Yes, and I still have a lot of reading to do, so...
Lily, I think you shouldn't push yourself so hard.
That's just what I was saying. I'd be more than happy to do the interview so you and Lily can go home.
Janice, please, I'd like to talk to Lily alone.
Okay, sure. I just want you to know that I called you down here...
I don't care, Janice, please. Leave us alone now.
You were right. I thought it was maybe just a momentary interruption, but it's as dead as a door now. I won't play a lick.
Well, it'll make a great planter. We could put begonias on the top and dwarf cacti and violets on the turntable. It'd be great.
Yeah, I can see it now. The spinning gardens, the Luther's corners.
Or we can just wait until Mike gets here and he fixes it.
Yeah, because I've got to have my jukebox so I can dance with my wife.
My wife? What a concept.
I know. I keep trying to say my husband in every conversation I have.
Yeah, you do?
Yeah.
Shoot, I just remembered something I meant to do.
What?
I wanted to go talk to Kirk today. I've treated him pretty badly and I really do owe him for standing by me through this really tough time.
Well, I guess in a way I owe him too, so if you track him down, you explain about our impromptu wedding.
Yeah, I will.
There he is.
Come on in, young man. You're just in time.
Hey, I've discovered in married life that a working jukebox is more important than your stove or your refrigerator.
Matter of fact.
Hey, Mike. Well, Kirk is still at the office so I'm going to go pay him a visit. I'll be back before you even know I'm gone.
Okay, okay. Hurry up. And good luck.
Thanks.
See you later.
Listen, I've been meaning to ask you, how'd you and Ludibel do in that turkey 200?
Well, not bad, I guess.
Not bad, huh?
Not bad what? Not bad as in we weren't doing too bad until the engine fell out or not bad but we finished dead last?
As in I won the race.
Wait a minute, I thought I heard you say that you won.
Yeah.
Well, you won what? You won your heat or what?
I won the damn race, okay?
You won the race and it's not bad? Okay?
I knew you were a hell of a driver.
Well, you know, don't get overexcited about it.
You know, I've seen a man with severe shins but it's looked happier. What's bothering you?
Rosanna.
Hi, dear. Hello.
Dad.
What are you doing out here?
I just came to look for you. Emma told me I had to find you out here.
Well, I wish that she hadn't. I'm not in any mood for company.
Yeah, she told me you were a little upset.
I'm not upset. I just, I just want to be alone.
Well, you certainly make the right place for it. It's cold, it's dark.
Listen, Rosanna, I just came to town on business. I thought it would be nice to see you.
I haven't had a chance to talk to you since the wedding.
Look, it might be hard for you to believe but I do miss you and I thought we'd get a chance to catch up.
That could take years.
Yes, I know, but we've got to start somewhere. So how about dinner tonight?
No, I... Thanks. I just, I don't think that I'm up to it.
Well, how about we talk now? Here.
No, it's, it's no big deal, all right?
Well, why don't you tell me what this no big deal is all about?
Because I can't. I can't, all right?
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I was surprised to find you working so late, Lucinda.
It's a beautiful room. Your decorator has exquisite taste.
Yes, I do. Thank you.
Oh, I'm really sorry. I should have known.
It's essential to have beautiful surroundings when you work as hard as you do.
Yes, of course. I think every room should be wonderful.
I didn't show you my famille noire.
I'm admiring your necklace.
Thank you.
You look so festive. You probably are going someplace else.
Why don't we continue this conversation over dinner?
Oh, thank you. I am. I'm joining Damien and Lily at the Folcomb Club.
We'd be delighted if you would come, too.
Well, I thank you very much. I accept. Good.
It's a funny thing.
I do work hard, and sometimes you wouldn't believe it, but I do forget to eat.
And I know it's not healthy. I do know better.
Yes, well, I just wish Lily knew better.
She works such long, hard hours, and I worry about her.
She's grown up with a working mother.
Long, hard hours are normal to her.
Long, hard hours aren't normal when you're in her condition.
I wish she would rest before the baby is born.
Well, I certainly can understand your concern, Olenna, but...
Lily won't do anything to endanger this baby.
No, no, of course not.
I just hope that you and I together could exert a subtle influence on her, too,
just to make her slow down a bit.
I thought I'd sort of made that clear when we first met,
that I haven't got that kind of influence that I can exert on my grown daughter,
subtle or any other kind.
But she's smart, you know. She's smart. She will make the right choices.
Yes, yes, yes. That's all well and good.
But you and I...
No, you've got to believe something, please, Olenna.
I beg of you, believe that Lily will be a good mother.
And I want to be a grandmother. I want to be involved in this child.
And so I will not exert any kind of influence, subtle or any other kind, on my grown-up daughter.
I will tippy-toe around it. I would suggest that possibly that might be the right course
with you and your son, because I love him, but he surely is as headstrong as Lily.
Yes, well, I think we've said all we have to say for the moment, Lucinda.
I hope I will see you at the Falkland Club.
Do have a few words with Lily, for our grandchild's sake.
See you, Mac.
I'm not talking about a special school.
This is a special program that's supposed to help kids like R.J. make it in a regular school
by giving them the necessary support. It's called mainstreaming.
Sounds good, but the way you say supposed to makes me think you're not sold.
Oh, I'm sold on the idea. It's working like gangbusters in Chicago.
It's making it work down here that's the problem.
Why is that?
R.J.'s the only hearing-impaired kid in Luther's corners,
and the grade school just isn't equipped to deal with him.
I mean, the law requires that they provide an interpreter,
but so far they can't find one around here, neither can I.
So have you talked to the school officials?
I have talked to the principal, the assistant district supervisor, the supervisor, the PTA.
I've collared anybody who'll listen.
And?
Oh, they're all smart as hell and full of theories,
and they'll talk your ear off with psychology and optimum result curves.
But my problem is very simple and very hard.
What's the best thing for R.J.?
How do I give him a chance for a life, a real life?
Well, he's already got a good head start.
You.
I'm just passing on the love that my dad gave me.
But see, that's part of my confusion, too.
R.J. and I love that farm, but if I keep him there,
then I might be depriving him of an education he needs and deserves.
I mean, you know, he's so smart,
and the director of the program in Chicago thinks that by being in a regular school
with other kids like himself and a support staff of trained professionals
that it might help him to adapt better and open up to the world.
Well, that seems to make sense.
It does, but...
it's assuming R.J.'s only problem is that he's hearing impaired,
and I'm not sure that that's true.
He's had a lot of emotional upheaval in his short life,
and I hate the idea of moving to Chicago.
Is moving to Chicago the only choice?
Unless the school here somehow gets its act together, yeah.
It's a little too far to commute,
which means extra expenses just for living and keeping him in school,
which means I'd have to sell my dad's farm, and that idea just kills me.
It's the only thing I have left of my family,
and I want to hand it on to R.J.
I don't know what to do.
Do I risk the security he has here by taking him to school in Chicago,
or do I keep him here and risk blowing his whole future?
Damn it!
I'm sorry.
I understand what he's trying to do, Lily, but it's too much.
This is not a whim. This is part of my job.
It would be good publicity for the station
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Yeah, well, I'm sure Kim will be delighted,
but I'm just worried about...
I told Cal I would take over the responsibilities while he was away.
This interview will be good business for the station
and good business for the partnership, and I cannot just ignore that.
Do you know what time it is? It's late.
You're obviously tired. You haven't eaten.
I'll have something delivered.
What? Pizza? Sandwich? Come on.
Jamie, please! It's been bad enough dealing with Janice all day.
Exactly! You're not supposed to get stressed.
You're supposed to avoid it.
I want you to leave running the station to Parker.
If you feel you have to work,
you can help him with the plans for the Kingsley Malta new offices here in Oakdale.
You can start by talking to the decorator.
I'll make curtains. I'll knit booties.
Oh, my God, I'm sure your mother has a list of acceptable jobs for women.
Leave my mother out of this! You leave your mother out of this!
I have a job to do.
Just like this?
Since when does work become more important than me and our family?
Jamie, I have to choose between the two.
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I haven't decided anything yet.
I was simply suggesting that you take care of yourself for the sake of our baby.
I would never do anything to harm the health of this child. You know that.
You know?
Yet here you are, working too late, too hard, not eating properly, not getting the proper rest.
What do you call that? Huh?
Why are you letting this argument with Janice and this stupid interview get you all upset?
You are the one that's upsetting me right now.
The last thing I need is my husband yelling at me.
Why I wouldn't be yelling if you come to your senses?
You should be home right now.
Doing what a woman's supposed to do to get ready to give birth to her baby.
I'm working. You don't need to work.
I'm taking care of you, don't I? I make money, right?
Oh, you, Tarzan, me, Jane. Come on, Damien.
Living this century. This isn't about money.
This is about self-respect, doing something that I like to do.
And you not telling me what to do and when to do. You understand?
Bassa! I've had enough with this.
You're my wife. You hear me?
You should do as I ask without question.
Or... this, I didn't.
If you are truly your father's son, then you are truly married to the wrong woman.
Let me just say, perhaps I am too much my father's son.
Too much the old world husband for you, at least.
Well, obviously, something must be changed.
And I'll see the way that it does.
Forgive me for going on like that, Holden.
God, I hate it when I fall apart.
You call that falling apart? Ten seconds of tears in one nose blow?
Oh, you're an amateur.
I've had moments when I've lost control.
I just can't afford them anymore. Not with RJ.
Listen, about RJ's schooling, I'll bet you have more options than you think.
I have some business connections in Chicago.
And if you do have to move there, maybe we can line you up with a job that's good enough so you don't have to sell the farm.
Maybe we could even find a tenant to farm it for you.
Thanks, Holden, but...
No, no buts. No buts.
Maybe you won't even have to move at all.
Maybe there's a teacher out there who has the expertise and the training that RJ needs,
so maybe they're tired of living in the city and maybe they'd like to come and live and work in Luther's corners.
You see that? You've got me feeling more hopeful already.
Hey.
Hello, hello.
Did you have a good time?
Well, he was very excited by the car, but he tried not to show it.
But Aaron just loves that car.
Oh yeah, he loves anything with wheels on it, don't you, buddy?
Listen, we have this terrific pond and it's very beautiful in the moonlight.
Maybe we could go out and have a look at it.
RJ, do you want to see a pond?
We don't need that paragraph in the deem...
Well, I'll be damned.
Hi, I thought you might be in here. Thanks for waiting.
How'd you like the wedding picture I ran in the City Times? I thought it was kind of spiffy.
Cal and I both liked it.
Listen, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Cal and I both liked it.
Listen, about the wedding, it was very spur of the moment.
You know, we had it in the barn, nothing fancy, no formal invitations.
But you had people there. Or so I was told.
Yeah, we had people there.
Listen, the truth is that Cal and I didn't think you'd want to be invited.
Maybe not. But I'd have liked the choice.
Or at least to have been told up close and personal before Evan had a chance to rub my nose in it.
I'm sorry, Kirk. You're right. You deserve better.
I'm sorry that I hurt you.
Hurt me? No. You just made it clear where we stand.
I'm not sure what that means. After everything you've done for me, I consider you a very dear friend.
Really?
I don't think you consider me at all.
That is not true.
Look, maybe I should have invited you to the wedding, but it was a mistake. It was not a definition of my feelings.
I like you, Kirk. And I'm grateful for the way you've stood by me.
Well, under the circumstances, that could be considered...
damning with faint praise.
Kirk, please. I think that you're a wonderful man.
And you deserve a woman who loves you as...
Spare me the cliches. I don't need to hear that speech.
All right. But this is not a cliché. I care about you very much. And I would like to be friends.
That would be nice.
But it's not possible.
Congratulations.
Stay happy.
Everybody's looking for value nowadays. Me, too.
But you know, just because something's cheap doesn't mean it's the best value.
We use good cuts of meat and jimmy deen sausage, so when you cook it, it doesn't all cook away.