Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
The prince takes a bride.
Tonight, the prince will be the bride.
The prince will be the bride.
The prince will be the bride.
The prince will be the bride.
Tonight, me and Campbell's gonna take a boring chicken
and make that better delicioso in no time.
Looking for a new recipe?
Look on the back of most Campbell's soup cans
and turn the same old things into extraordinary things,
like easy chicken and pasta.
Mmm, this is delicious.
My compliments to the chef.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank me.
It's my recipe. It's on the can.
Campbell's.
Only one adult cereal could be this much fun to eat.
Basic Four.
A playful mixture of textures and tastes
with crispy flakes, sweet and tangy fruits, and crunchy nuts.
Splash on cold milk and get something tasty from the Four Food Groups.
Basic Four.
Tastes so good.
Will that be all, son?
You'll forget it's for adults.
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This is a surprise for Christmas.
A Craftsman 56-piece mechanics tool set.
You put it around like this.
With zipper case and two quick-release ratchets.
Just $49.99.
Yeah, I want to give them to my dad.
Only at Sears.
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Why so serious?
Can't be that bad.
Sit down. Take a load off.
Where's that mother of yours?
Oh, no, she's probably up there flying the airplane.
Probably. She's about as wired as I am.
Yeah, she's pretty charged up.
How about you?
What about me?
You just seem kind of serious or something. You seem worried.
Ah, I was nervous, I guess.
Are you sure that's all it is?
Yeah, well, not that's all it is.
Because if something's wrong, you're bothering me and you can talk to me about it, you know?
It's nothing you can do anything about.
Well, then there is something.
The only thing that is worrying me is that this doesn't turn out to be everything that you're hoping it will be.
How can we miss, hmm?
Gordon and Don are two of the best. We got our families here.
Most of all, we got you and me.
Fine.
Nothing is going to go wrong.
Nothing? This is the greatest, Macy. It doesn't get better than this.
You know what the best part is? This is just the start.
This is the first big concert of a very long career.
We're young.
Hell, we could be doing this for the next 40 years if our voices last.
Yeah.
If our voices last.
What is it, Sally?
I didn't mean to intrude. I was just looking for a place to sit down.
You have a place to sit?
Uh, well, not for the foreseeable future.
You're not mine, are you?
Sally, I have a lot of work to do.
Well, you can always work when you get to the hotel.
I don't want to work at the hotel. I want to work here.
Oh, all right. Suit yourself.
I promise I won't disturb you.
That looks like it's going to be a beautiful dress.
All right, Sally.
Why don't you tell me what it is you want to say, and then you can go back to your seat.
That is a little difficult when you're being so unfriendly.
Okay. What is it?
That's better. That's much better.
Uh, Miss?
Yes?
A couple of martinis, very dry.
And honey, don't be stingy.
I'm sorry.
About what?
It's just that I'm so sensitive about that.
About our sleeping arrangements?
Listen, Leila, I promised you I wouldn't pressure you, and I won't.
But you're a man.
And you think that men have no control over their appetites?
What's the big sigh all about?
This is going to be so uncomfortable.
No, it isn't. Not for me.
Yes, especially for you.
How can you live your life married to a woman that you love and you can't sleep with?
I suppose it's a bit like being on a diet.
A diet?
Yes. You control yourself and try not to think of your hunger.
But it's still there, isn't it?
My dearest, sweetest wife, I am telling you, this is not going to be a problem for me.
Now what are you going to do?
Go out and celebrate Rome?
Or stand here and have your first argument with me about whether or not I can keep my hands off you?
Let's go see Rome.
I have a question.
Am I still allowed to admire that magical smile of yours, or is that off limits too?
This is going to be a very interesting honeymoon.
Little is known of Princess Leila.
Some reports indicate that she is not of royal descent, possibly even a commoner.
While others claim she's European, even American.
One thing seems certain. Prince Omar Rashid is keeping his new bride while under wraps.
Possibly even American.
Those eyes.
Look what we got!
Toss across!
Let's play!
Yeah!
It's as easy as tic-tac-toe, but a lot more fun.
Lady Toss!
Toss across!
Bandy, you won!
Toss across from Tycho.
Everybody's looking for value nowadays, me too.
But you know, just because something's cheap doesn't mean it's the best value.
We use good cuts of meat and jimmy deen sausage, so when you cook it, it doesn't all cook away.
Now that's value. Taste that country goodness.
If your happiest wishes came true, a new friend just might come to you.
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I love working in the theater, and despite the arthritis that runs in my family, I plan to keep right on working.
The Arthritis Foundation is working too, to find a cure.
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How in the world do you ignite a passion?
Gorgeous.
Very sexy.
Build a fire?
Finish what you started.
Or steal the heart?
Had the bags packed, why didn't you split?
Because I love you.
Talk with a great romance, as the world turns.