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Hey.
Hey. So what'd they say?
Oh, same. Three hours.
Who's to beat my folks for Christmas?
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I say we start Christmas right now.
Oh, honey, this isn't very Christmassy.
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Slum Village and Chevy Empowered.
Chevy.
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Oh my God, I'm getting married tomorrow!
When are you guys getting married?
I would like to make a toast.
This holiday season, life is short.
Celebrate with family.
But marriage is long.
What happened back then?
Between your mother and me.
So, drink up.
And you and my grandmother.
Hey.
And it'll make it go a hell of a lot faster.
Rumor has it.
Maybe every girl in my family has to sleep with you.
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Kenny Chesney, one of America's biggest superstars,
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My life is more than just being on stage.
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Next Tuesday on an all-new Commander in Chief.
I'd like to introduce Richard McDonald.
There's a new guy in the house.
What are you doing here?
Nice to see you. They're keeping the Chief of Staff in the loop.
He's got an attitude.
They say you're the best.
I like that.
An agenda.
We need to talk about your hair.
What?
Go more sexy, sophisticated.
After he has his way with Washington.
Doesn't she look fantastic?
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Are you going to run for re-election?
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He didn't break up with me.
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I think maybe our cheerleading squad should boycott tuna for a while.
I was gonna be the only one with the white swimsuit,
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I think I spend more time in the air than I do on solid ground.
Face to face.
That's how I do business, no matter how far away.
11 cities in 20 days, that can affect anyone's memory.
That's why I always use my Discover card.
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Maybe Discover can also send me some reminders
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They will see us wavin' from such great height.
Come down now.
I will often just hit a chord
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Tonight after the awards, the good music and good times continue on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
This might be a good time to call your friends and wake them up.
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Toi qui n'a peut-être pas compris
Quand je t'ai dit au plus tôt
Paris, je, que je le pourrai dans ton pays
Je l'adore, can love is all that I can give to you
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They might be as seen on TV, but are they really as good as they are on TV?
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Jennifer Lopez, frolics on the French Riviera.
Her sexy transformation, the calendar girl.
Plus, Kirsty Alley's holiday makeover.
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It's the R.T. with the 340 horse Henny.
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Man plus, Cheryl Crowe, Eurythmics and the Rolling Stones, Lock on the American Music Awards.
Who's the man behind the wheel?
Perhaps a star.
Ride where you live and kids holler that's my car.
Talk of the town, the apple of your eye when I drove by so fly.
You swear I'm lifting off of the ground.
I'm moving to the east, my impala is clean.
Turning heads on the urban curves, it's girtin' in and out of the scene.
Pretty faces surround me, they blow me kisses.
The only wishes, the slide and the ride, so we can go together.
To my girls all across the world, come and eat with your mans in the streets and we burrow.
You see me shining and my lights ain't on.
It's that double HR, candy coated with the chrome.
Take a seat, hun, just relax.
Let the wind hit your face like the snare hit the claps.
We cruisin' now, listenin' to music now.
The revolution is here baby, now.
The golden era is back.
Slum Village and Chevy.
Chevy, an American revolution.
Yeah, you comin' out tonight?
To make sure?
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Oh no!
Meet Dick.
Sorry.
He has a loving family.
Just remind him to be a little less vocal.
And a promising career.
What's going on?
Until his company sold him out.
Our lawn was repossessed today.
We may be in a little bit of a pickle, Dick.
But this Christmas...
Want to grab a cup of coffee?
Ice mocha sounds nice.
Alright everybody, two ice mochas, let's go.
Whoa, jeez!
Are you okay, hon?
I'm okay.
Are these non-fat muffins?
Are they non-fat muffins?
I think so.
Oh jeez, hon, you gotta get some of those.
They're using their new skills.
Get him, get him!
Get him!
Oh, I'm dead!
To teach big business.
You want to rob Jack McAllister?
A lesson.
Put all those people out of work.
It's got to go.
Jim Carrey, Taeleone.
This place looks amazing.
What's your secret?
Fun with Dick and Jane.
We really should turn down that collar.
It shouldn't be that bad.
Ruff!
Ruff!
Ruff!
Ruff!
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When you bring Roche, you bring the holidays with you.
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Make the moment golden.
Here's the turkey.
Hon, the table looks great.
Tell your mother it looks great.
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For the first time, the survivors of flight 815 will meet.
I killed someone he loves.
For the reunion you'll never forget.
Why are you going to kill me?
At all new Lost, Wednesday, 9, 8 Central, only on ABC.
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