after an unclogged cell phone.
Pain is part of the puzzle.
Blood.
Get me out of here!
It's the price of fatal death.
It's not that easy.
SOG 3.
Ah!
Bigot R.
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The Break Up, now on DVD.
We got three limites.
What my baby wants, my baby gets.
I wanted 12. Baby wanted 12.
Ah!
You think I'm gonna move out of the place and let her keep it?
I don't know. I'm a Columbo.
The Break Up, also available on HD DVD.
On a new Drawn Together.
You are the new champ of spelling.
Botany's on top, but will it all end?
You can't win, Bot!
When she exchanges words with her most deleterious opponent yet.
You'll never beat him. Go get him, kid!
New Drawn Together, tomorrow at 10 30 after an encore of South Park.
It pulls you back to the times you remember.
The unforgettable taste of Frangelico.
It pulls you back.
You'll always remember your first Frangelico.
Satellite from North Korea shows in their continental ballistic missile
which strikes the United States in 30 minutes.
We won't let that happen.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Their mission to North Korea will take them back.
Behind enemy lines.
Behind enemy lines, too, today.
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Papa's back with a brand new bag of tricks.
Crypto's back to probe the world and unleash a devastating new arsenal of alien weapons
and mental abilities.
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Destroying humans is my business.
And business is good.
This time, team up with a friend and destroy all humans together.
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Satellite from North Korea shows in their continental ballistic missile.
We'll strike the United States in 30 minutes.
We won't let that happen.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Their mission to North Korea will take them back.
Behind enemy lines.
Behind enemy lines, too, today.
I have an idea. To save gas, all the homes can be built on hills.
So cars can just coast down.
But going home would be uphill.
Half-baked.
From Ben and Jerry's cookie dough and chocolate fudge brownie ice cream.
Tomorrow night, a teacher's indiscretion.
They'll say our love is wrong.
A student's innocence.
But we can't let anybody know.
And an affair so shocking it will rub south part.
They'll never understand.
A special encore tomorrow with Ted followed by a new throwing together.
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My name is Borat. My government sent me to USNA to make a movie film.
Hello, I'm new in town.
Careful, he bites.
What is a nut?
I would say that suit is black.
Not.
This suit is not black.
I like you, you people.
How can I be like you?
What's up, vanilla face?
Borat.
Please, you come see my film.
If it's not success, I will be executed.
Rated R. November 3rd only in theaters.
A secret recipe handed down for centuries.
Rambui and soda. The spirit lives on.
The omen today with extended scenes too scary for theaters.
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I couldn't afford my health insurance anymore so I just started wearing this helmet instead.
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Music.
The Omen today with extended scenes too scary for theaters.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Grand Theft Auto by City Stories rated M for Mature.
You know FedEx gave us solutions for all our domestic shipping needs. Maybe we should go international.
Well FedEx has been in China for over 20 years.
Hey Bill, put a push pin in China.
Bill, that's Russia.
That's Greenland, Bill. You have no idea where China is, do you?
Whoa.
FedEx. Shipping to over 200 cities in China.
My father never spoke about the war or the flag raising.
People could sacrifice so much for us. The wounds they suffered.
They may have fought for their country but they died for their friends.
Flags of our fathers rated R.
Do you believe in the paranormal?
Thursday. The hunting season is here.
Is this what you're looking for?
13 nights of Halloween only on ABC Family.
Somebody help me.
For 13 nights every night is another fright.
It all begins with a television premiere of Tim Burton's Corpse Bride.
Maggot.
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Oh, here he is.
Alas, someone who isn't the missing lady.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's just hop.
Grand Theft Auto By City Stories. Rated M for Mature.
The Colbert Report is brought to you by Sony Bravia LCD TV.
The world's first television for men and women.
Nice picture.
Listen, would you like to...
Don't.
Tonight's the playoffs.
And without your words of wisdom and fatherly coaching style, we don't have a chance.
But I was fired for introducing you to rock and roll.
None of that matters now.
Come with me.
Yeah!
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Dale, I'm being followed.
How are you being followed? You're not moving.
I'm being followed by a woman's voice.
This is a story about a man named Harold Crick.
I'm sorry, did you hear that?
Mr. Crick, you have a voice speaking to you about me.
And with a better vocabulary.
Beleaguered and exorperated.
Shut up!
Cursing the heavens in futility.
No, I'm not, I'm cursing you, you stupid voice, so shut up and leave me alone!
Oh, goody.
This woman, Karen Eiffel, one of my favorite authors.
Sorry.
That's her, that's the voice, she's the narrator.
Little did Harold know that this would result in his imminent death.
What?
Come on!
On November 10th...
This isn't a story to me, it's my life.
Will Ferrell, in a comedy that proves truths...
My name is Harold Crick, I believe you're writing a story about me.
Is this a joke?
...is stranger than fiction.
Need to speak to Karen Eiffel?
I'm one of her characters.
And she's going to kill me.
Well, that sounds like a comedy.
Rated PG-13. In theaters everywhere November 10th.
Bye-bye.
The omen today, with extended seems too scared.
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You've been waiting, you've been waiting too long
Just when you thought you could go on
Forever your mind unwinds and your world keeps spinning round
How long
If you leave California tonight, you could be here
Experiencing the wonders of New Zealand by morning.
Why not?
On a new, drawn together.
You are the new champ of spelling.
Foxy's on top, but will it all end?
You can't win, Fox!
When she exchanges words with her most deleterious opponent yet.
You'll never beat him!
Go get him, kid!
New, drawn together, tomorrow at 10.30 after an encore of South Park.
This season on South Park, epic battles have been part of.
Conspiracy theories revealed.
And grave injustices committed.
Now who made Dookie and the urinals?
Dear God, what's next?
Find out on our new episode next Wednesday at 10.
Satellite over North Korea shows an intercontinental ballistic missile
which strikes the United States in 30 minutes.
We won't let that happen.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Their missions in North Korea will take them back.
Behind enemy lines.
Behind enemy lines 2 today.
I don't see it happening.
Now it's going to happen.
Yeah, that's right.
I don't see it happening.
No, it's gonna happen.
Let's go.
Hey, excuse me.
Oh, hey.
Uh, pardon me.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Pardon me.
Uh, come through.
Anyway, watch the fence.
Woo!
We have to ask God's man some questions.
From the director of Clear and Present Danger,
I am Joseph.
the threat was real.
Daddy!
What kind of man are you?
And the story is true.
Catch a fire.
Rated PG-13.
Football fans have become too reliant on one thing.
So what do we come up with?
The lock.
Uh, um...
Man, I propose you use nickel when you need five defensive backs
or dime when you need six.
I think it's about time we showed a little love
to offense.
Offense!
Let's issue a continuance on the defense
to give the offense a tryout this season.
You remember!
For great taste, there's no debate.
Miller Lite.
Oh, here he is.
Cup boy.
Big man.
Big.
And that's someone who isn't the missing lady.
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's just...
Grand Theft Auto, Vice City Stories.
Rated M for Mature.
Our target is an ugly, smelly, dirty little scab of rock
called Iwo Jima.
12,000 Japanese defenders in eight square miles.
They will not leave politely, gentlemen.
There she goes.
People on the street corner, they look at this picture,
and they took home.
The sentence, we are winning this war.
Flags of our fathers.
Rated R.
Starts Friday.
Nice place.
Listen, would you like to...
Listen, would you like to be my new shoe model?
Marco Newky.
Heels, pumps, sandals, and boots that thrill.
Bring back my views and extra thrill.
If they see a pair that I might just try on.
I'll have my cobbler bring them direct from the lawn.
And make it a shoe for you.
Uh-huh.
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Oh, here he is. Come on.
Big man.
And that's someone who isn't the missing lady.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's just hop back.
Grand Theft Auto. Fight City Stories.
My doctor didn't accept my new health insurance,
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The Daily Show heads to Ohio for a week of shows.
Come for the Buckeyes. Stay for the definition of Buckeyes.
Battlefield, Ohio.
The Daily Show's Midwest Midterm Netacular starts Monday, October 30th at 11.