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I mean, the kid is an absolute master at manipulating Julie's sympathies.
He's got her completely covered.
I'm beginning to understand the whole point behind babies.
Out they pop, they're cute, they're helpless, they're very agreeable.
So you become attached to them.
That way, when they're 14 and they turn into juvenile delinquents, there's no need to throw them into a threshing machine.
I don't think Pete is that bad.
Gee, a threshing machine out on the farm might be just the place for him.
Any piece of farm equipment in a pinch, you know.
I don't know, I know Pete has got a lot of problems, and I'm trying not to be a hard-nosed jerk about this, but...
It's like, all this stuff is going on around him, he doesn't even notice.
He's completely wrapped up in himself.
A safe could fall on Julie's head.
He'd wonder why his lunch is late.
Caleb's wrong.
Kids are acutely aware of tension around them.
Were you worried about Jennifer and Will?
Mm-hmm.
I kind of wish I could snap my fingers and make everything right between me and Barbara for their sake.
I kind of wish you could, too.
You know, I hope you guys work it out, I really do.
But don't worry about your kids, Hal. You're a terrific dad.
You know, maybe I could take Adam to the park, see another Cubs game. What do you think?
Well, Tom is in Springfield.
Yeah, well, how about if I take Adam to the park? Just me and Adam.
Pull back into some kind of involvement with his aunt.
Oh, please, don't ask me to feel sorry for Alan Michael.
No, no, nobody pushed him into getting together with his aunt to try and bleed me dry.
He brought all this on himself, Ed.
And this lawsuit hanging over his head?
Well, that's nothing compared to if she wins, he's going to have another lawsuit from me,
because I know he's going to survive, but I'm not so sure that I will.
Look, I'm very sorry about this.
I didn't mean to come here and do this.
I didn't want to accuse you of anything or make you angry or get upset myself.
It's just that I'm trying so hard to keep my business.
It's all I've got.
Look, I'm sorry. I don't know where Alan Michael is.
I wouldn't know where to begin to look for him.
I'll take that up a step.
Good night.
Are you okay?
I saw you in the hospital talking to Lillian the other day.
Oh, yeah.
How's the baby doing?
Please don't tell anyone that I'm pregnant.
All right, I won't. I won't tell Saul. You have nothing to worry about.
Oh, yes, I do. I think I have a lot to worry about right now.
Look, Jenna, getting upset like this isn't going to do you any good.
The most important thing you need to do is rest and proper nourishment.
Now, when was the last time you ate?
Oh, I've got too much to sort out. I've got to find Alan Michael before I can eat anything.
You are going to eat now, then, my dear.
I'm going to give you a nice big salad. You sit yourself down. There you go.
And if you'd been here a few minutes later, you would have gotten a delicious souffle.
But salad ain't bad, hopefully.
I'm sorry.
Jenna, do you have anybody helping you?
No.
I want so much to tell the father, but I can't tell him, not until I'm settled.
He's got so much to deal with right now.
The car's loaded.
I said the car's loaded. Come on, get the lead out. Come on.
No, but it looks like you did it again.
What?
Something wonderful.
What is it? What, have I got six hours to live? Why is everybody being so nice to me?
Come on, what is all this coming at me for? What?
Well, Dad, because you deserve it.
I'm done for.
Oh, no, don't say that. My head will get big. I need my head to keep you guys in line.
Great idea, Lina. Everybody, line up for a picture. Just a perfect chance. Come on, everybody.
Stop, Rose, Frank, Lainey.
I'm getting...
Lucy, tell her how beautiful she looks.
You are the only happy couple I've been looking for, okay?
Everybody, smile. Oops, forgot to flash. Okay, ready? Go.
So, any big plans for tonight?
I don't think so. Do you have plans?
No, yeah, no plans.
Ah, you looking for something, detective?
Dinner would be nice.
Try the special.
Okay.
Hey, uh, this is Cutter. I just wanted to clear the air about something.
You know, yesterday when Blake came to you, she was trying to con you into getting information about Tangie's boyfriend?
So?
Do you know who he is?
Oh, forget it. You know, why tell me your name? See, then I'd know what you'd know and it wouldn't be any fun, right?
Well, how about, why are you here?
That book I gave you, I, uh, was afraid you might burn it.
Look, don't be silly, all right? I'm not going to destroy a beautiful piece of literature just because the man who gave it to me is a bad judge of character.
And nicely done, by the way, avoiding my second question.
You avoid a third and you're out.
Look, I've already apologized. What more do you want from me?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I didn't ask for this either.
No, I want you to have this. Look, and you're right, I didn't come here to apologize. I came here hoping you would.
Me? Apologize? I did absolutely nothing.
Look, as angry as I was that you would violate my privacy, I assume that rather I was flattered to think that you would want to find out more about me.
I didn't.
No, you didn't. And I'm profoundly sorry, not only at my assumption, but as you so well put it, my poor judgment.
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Well, so? Well, so, Tangy Hill's friend is a dead end to me and that's the end of the subject.
So what are the specials today? Look, I can't take care of your mom. I can take care of Cutter, alright?
I got things to do. Okay, you're right.
Alright.
Oh, and what is my cute wife doing here? You know, you're not supposed to be doing this.
We're continuing our marriage battles tomorrow. You know that?
Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. I don't have as many people to think for this one.
Well, you mean like the first time we got married? Look, tomorrow we are supposed to just enjoy ourselves.
We will enjoy ourselves. Yes, we will.
Runs into family, eh? What?
Them in there, all that care and love and they say they learned that from you, huh?
Oh, I don't know about that.
She's humble, too. It's a good thing Buzz has that ring on your finger because every man that sees you on the TV is a goner.
You were just saying that to be nice. Make me feel good.
You see, that's what does it. That big smile, the little dimples.
I didn't see that. I see you good. No more cooking, no more anything. That is it.
Frank, I... That's it. Come on, we're out of here.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, just a second. We do have a daughter. Okay, can you please watch out for Marina Sabros with her stairs?
I love you. Your son is insane, but I love you.
Love you too, mom. See you later. Where are you going, Frankie?
I wish you'd tell me.
I have a date with my wife.
I thought I was Jennifer's second, didn't you?
I... I...
Yeah, you did.
No.
She... I know how Nadine must feel every time you look at her. It's all it makes you feel like you're never enough.
I can imagine. She just wants to just disappear off the face of the earth.
Well, I don't mean to do it. Doesn't make any better, does it?
You're right, though. She... She comes here...
to think...
that woman...
she doesn't feel, you know?
She thinks only rich people can be happy.
You don't like thinking about it anymore than you like seeing me think about it.
Oh, I'm like that Russian guy's dog.
Pavlov.
Yeah, Pavlov.
He rings the bell and Falcom's running or something.
Worse. He slobbers.
I don't know. I think I'm fine. I'm gonna be fine. I've got control of my feelings. And then, wow. Boom.
Well, pow. There I am. And I'm just in the middle of it again.
Why do I keep thinking about it?
I mean, it's like I got some wire, some bonds, some connection inside me, and I just can't break it.
Why?
There's nothing holding us together.
Why can't I break it?
Oh, wow.
Isn't it incredible?
It's amazing.
No matter how many times I can see one of these.
Jenna, I'm so happy for you.
Thank you.
It's amazing, isn't it?
That salad was delicious. I was so hungry.
Oh, I'm glad you liked it.
It was so good. The dressing was yummy.
Well, listen, now the most important thing is for you to take care of yourself.
Eat all the good things.
Lay off the alcohol.
Not even wine.
Nope. Not a thing.
I've had a bit lately. You probably know.
In fact, that's what I was talking to Lillian about. I was a bit concerned.
She tried to reassure me.
Good.
Eve, I know we don't know each other very well.
But thank you. I needed a friend today.
You were a good friend to me. I mean, you liked my salad dressing. That is a friend.
The big test is yet to come, the old souffle.
Oh, I have a feeling you're going to pass with flumming colors.
I was just leaving, Dr. Ed.
If you do get a chance to talk to Michael, would you tell him to get in touch with me as soon as possible?
Yeah, I'll do that, Jenna.
Thanks, Eve.
Take care.
Look, this is really silly.
Why don't we just forgive each other and have a glass of iced tea?
I'm sorry that I got angry. I was upset at my friend.
She was a very well-intended but busybody in my business, and that's why I got angry.
So if you're angry with me or you feel I've hurt your feelings, please tell me.
No. No, I'm just at a loss for words.
Forgiveness is foreign to me. I rarely give it or get it.
Why?
The omnipresent scorecard. When I was growing up, someone was always keeping score.
When I would make a mistake and get caught, they would go,
Aha! You owe me one. A family trait I fortunately or unfortunately inherited.
I was always brought up to view forgiveness as a sign of weakness.
Sounds very competitive.
Mm-hmm. Always.
Well, I'm glad that I didn't grow up so competitive. I mean, look where it got me.
As long as it's where you want to be. Is it?
Why? No one's keeping score?
Well, thank heavens for... You know, how is it that you do this?
Do what?
No, you do this. You do this. You all of a sudden are asking questions and I'm giving you answers.
Forgive me.
Second time today, you know, you're pushing your luck.
All right, the answer to your question is that I'm just happy that I've gotten to a place in my life where I know what I don't want.
Oh. Knowing what I want is my specialty.
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I don't believe it.
What?
It rose and then it fell.
Look at it.
No, don't look at it.
What's the matter?
No, no, I don't want you to look at it because I mean I did everything perfectly.
I went and I bought the souffle dish, the whisk, everything that followed the directions just like it said.
Yeah.
And it fell and I don't understand.
Let me take a little bit.
I don't want you to even look at it.
I'll tell you what.
You know what?
I'll clean it up, throw it out and maybe I'll start all over again or something.
Hold on.
Don't look.
All right.
Look, how about if I just put some hamburgers on the grill?
Okay, how about that?
Yeah, whatever you want.
You know what?
From now on, I'll stick to surgery.
Salad is going to be great.
Salad?
Good Lord, that woman ate us out of house and home, didn't she?
Come on.
Well, you know, you can just assume from now on that whenever you're with me, you're going to starve to death.
No salad, no souffle.
That's funny, huh?
All right, listen, I'll just clean it up, okay?
Oh, look.
Where's the soap?
There's no soap.
I'm out of...
What do you mean there's no soap?
I think you get soaked.
Look.
Am I totally un-domestic?
Please, you don't have to cook for me.
Ever.
I just thought it would be fun tonight as kind of an adventure.
I thought it would be a fun adventure too.
It's not a fun adventure.
It's going to be.
It's going to turn into it.
There are more ways to a man's heart than through his stomach.
It was a joke.
I mean, it was a mild little joke, mildly music on a scale from one to ten.
The only thing you ever have to do for me is promise me you'll never leave me.
That's all.
Okay, be careful.
Watch your step, watch your step.
Come here, quick, quick, quick.
I have a surprise.
You're making a mess.
Okay, don't move.
Okay, okay.
And don't peek.
Okay.
Okay, I'm going away for just a second.
You're peeking.
I am not peeking.
Okay.
Where are we, Frank?
Where are we?
And now.
Okay, I can open?
Open your eyes.
Oh, Frank, this is beautiful.
I can't believe you did all of this.
Sweetheart, I always felt bad that you and I never got a chance to date before we got
married, like all the other couples get to, you know?
This is so neat.
Is this really what all American students who are not in high school do?
Every year before graduation, yeah?
Oh, Frank, you must have been the king of all the crumbs because, of course, I think
you're the most handsome man in the world, but wearing one of these things, all the girls
must have been chasing you.
I'll be quite honest with you.
I never had a chance to go to my prom just like you.
I was too busy back in the old days getting into trouble, but I always wanted to know
what it would be like.
So you waited until you met some crazy, creepy girl from Gritty, and you decided to share
your fantasy with her, huh?
Yeah.
Boy, I'm glad I'm perfect.
Me too, because I want to share every fantasy with you for the rest of my life.
Oh, that sounds great.
And I really want tomorrow to be special.
It will be.
We don't need anything fancy because, Frankie, I love you, and I will always love you.
All you have to do is just be there.
Is that right?
Yes, that's right.
You think you'd love me more if I got a skywriter to write our names up in the sky?
No, I don't think so.
I can't possibly love you more.
Oh, well, do you think you'd love me more if I got someone to shoot up skyrockets or jump
out of planes or release a flock of does?
You think you'd love me more then?
No, absolutely not.
Is that right?
Yes, that's right.
Well, how about if I got it to snow?
Would you love me more if I could get it to snow in August?
Oh, my goodness, Frank.
I mean, getting it to snow, I mean, that's kind of impressive, but getting it to snow
in August.
I think perhaps that I could love you just a little bit more.
I mean, if that is possible.
Yes, I would love you more if you could make it snow.
Oh, good.
That's great.
Well, Dad, if it's that bad, why don't you just go off someplace and find that someone
or something that makes you so happy.
What?
No, come on, just listen.
Hear me out, right?
I mean, tonight, think about it.
You were on such a high because you thought that you were going to come out and you were
going to see her here.
No, I didn't.
That's wrong.
I'm happy because my son and his wife are getting married again.
I missed it the first time.
I mean, it's part of it.
I was part of it.
I watched from the bushes, but I gave him steaks, and that's not part of it.
So if I'm overdoing it a little...
A little?
Well, what?
It's a chance.
It's a second chance.
You got to grab them.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, you're right about something.
Maybe I don't appreciate Nadine enough.
I mean, you know, I do feel like running every other Tuesday.
You know what stops me?
Nothing about you and Frank.
That makes me stay.
That's great.
Or this big anchor, then, around your neck that just keeps you here.
Not a big anchor, just an anchor, period.
An anchor that keeps me steady when the world is rocking, when everything is rough.
Oh, God, I am tired.
I'm so tired of bouncing around.
I don't have freedom.
I know what it costs.
I know what it tastes.
And it's bitter.
So believe me, when I tell you I wouldn't trade this for the world.
I'll wake up in the morning, let's see what's ahead of me.
Like someone I once knew said, it ain't bloody bad.
I'm dreaming tomorrow.
You'll come back.
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When their last boy moved out, the Hansons looked forward to the American dream.
Make love on the living room floor.
What they got was a nightmare.
I lost my job. She kicked me out of the house. I want to move back in.
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The florist said that the wrist corsage is much better than the one that you pin on.
Do you know why?
It's beautiful, Frank. No, I don't know why. Why?
Well, because if you dance really close, it doesn't get squished.
And you see, most guys hope that by the end of the day, that they're dancing very close to their dates.
Wait a minute. I thought that you had never been to a prom.
Well, that's very true. See, I spent most of my time in juvenile hall during the prom.
When I got out, though, I escorted Harley to hers. I was her chaperone.
Oh, really? Did they really need to have chaperones?
Oh, yeah. You better believe it.
As a matter of fact, right over there, the principal would stand right there,
and he would pretend to be very excited about the whole thing.
And his wife, well, she seemed pretty awfully gosh darn bored about the whole thing.
And then I heard that there was this one teacher that every time the students would dance too close, she'd blow a whistle.
That sounds fun, actually. It must have been a very special time for everybody, actually.
Well, it was. It got kind of really hairy right around the time because all the committees had been working all year,
and then they had to pick what song to play, the decorations, and what music, and theme, and all that.
Go ahead. You can tell me more.
Okay.
Well, as the date got closer, everybody started freaking out because I wondered who would ask who, and who would hold out to the last minute.
And now I've got to tell you something. If you and I were in school together, it'd probably take me a whole week to ask you.
Yeah, I'd be one of those guys that'd stand by his locker and practice 6,000 times,
and then when it finally came down to it, I'd pretty much forget everything I practiced.
Oh, that's okay because if I went to school with you, I would wait that entire week for you to ask me, and then I would probably help you.
Mm-hmm.
And you know, if that didn't work, what would I do?
I would go to my best friend Martha, and I would ask her to talk to your best friend and tell you to hurry up and ask me,
and then when you finally did, I'd pretend and act surprised.
Really?
Oh, we better hurry up because it's almost the last dance.
What happens? I mean, what do we do? The boys and girls do when it's the last dance and it's almost over.
Well, I can only tell you about the guys.
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm. And if it were me, I'd walk you home past the country club.
Uh-huh.
And then I'd hope and pray that I'd luck out and that that magic would never wear off and that you'd let me kiss you before I got you home.
Hmm. Let's see. I think I like the country club. Walking through that, it's beautiful.
And then I would hope that before we got home, Frank would give me a nice big kiss goodnight.
You know what?
What?
Thank you.
Oh, sweetie. Thank you. This has been the most wonderful present.
You know, I know this great shortcut through the country club.
Do you?
Want to go?
Yeah. I might even let you kiss me.
Now, this was good.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm. Now, I think I'm finally over the collapse of the souffle. I don't think it's going to destroy me or us.
Who are you competing with here?
You know, Maureen collapsed her Cheris souffles, too. I'm not comparing you to anybody.
You spend a lot of time comparing me to Nick?
Want me to go out and buy a long black wig and an earring? I mean, you want me to compete with all your boyfriends? How pathetic that would be.
No, well, I don't. I never said I did. And besides, the wig doesn't work. I tried it.
Feels like such a long time ago.
And we both have pasts. I mean, but we don't have to be bound to them, you know. We could live now. We could live in the present. We could live today.
It would just be a hell of a lot easier to live today if maybe your wife hadn't been so perfect. Maybe if people in town all weren't so in love with her, if she was maybe a shrew or a gossip or a hot-headed mean woman.
I'd be a lot less intimidated. Don't you understand that?
You're my life. You're my whole life now. You're everything I want.
I wish I could say it some other way, but that's it. That's it.
Here you are.
Thank you. Professionally, what are you aiming for?
A paycheck.
You can have anything you want.
Oh, which reminds me what I don't want. The rat race. Climb up the corporate ladder. I don't want to rule the world. I don't want to run a corporation. And as if you haven't noticed, nobody's exactly banging my door down asking me.
Perhaps they prefer a call.
Good evening. Tangee Hill here.
Hi. It's your favorite cop.
Hi.
Listen, I was heading out for a bite to eat and I was wondering if you'd like to join me.
Actually, I'm in for the night.
You sure I can't make you change your mind?
Positive.
Okay. Good night.
Whatever you want to do, you want to be successful, don't you?
It matters what you mean by success. I don't want to give up my life for it. At the same time, I would like to live comfortably enough so that I wouldn't have to work too hard.
Understood. Would you like to be in love?
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Jake and I were befuddled. Our search for Arizona had gone awry. Then some kindly strangers appeared and led us to JCPenney. And that's where we found it. Arizona. Jeans, shirts, jackets. Arizona had something for everyone. Then suddenly, the strangers vanished. Had they been wandering spirits? Who cares? At least the clothes were real. Arizona Gene Company. Only at JCPenney.
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Well, we're here with tropical fish dealer Rudy Lazlo who thinks his zipper bags are fine and won't switch to Gladlock zipper bags.
That's correct.
Rudy, what do you say we drop these piranhas here into your little fish heaven?
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Sealed in either your bag or the Gladlock bag with the yellow and blue make green seal which means the bag is closed. Your bag doesn't have a green seal.
These are my little friends. Use the Gladlock.
When it really counts, get Gladlock. Can you hear that? They're applauding you. Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.
We've shifted gears, have we? I can't imagine any guidance counselor asking me that question. And even if they did, I mean, who would say no?
Do I take that as a yes?
Yes.
I mean, everybody wants to be in love, but you don't go looking for love in the one end. You can't go about looking for love the way you do a job.
Some people would disagree.
Loving somebody shouldn't be a job. I mean, I certainly wouldn't want to go shopping for it.
Some people do exactly that.
Who are these some people? I mean, all I know is that it's me, myself, and I. And if love comes our way, then great. If it doesn't, then I can do without it.
And speaking of being alone, what do you do? I mean, do you ride around in this limousine around town just like not stopping for anything or anybody but red lights?
That's not quite accurate, but sometimes that's exactly how I feel. Traveling through like a stranger, looking in from the outside at all the lights in the windows.
Never really belonging. Moving in and out of people's lives. Even my family's.
Well, how about if you stop long enough here tomorrow night to have dinner?
That's a lovely invitation, but yes, there has to be a degree of trust.
You don't know that Blake's not going to be in the bushes hiding out trying to attack.
Open up, it's the police.
Hey, Dean, this is this is terrific.
No, you really have a talent for this thing. Great.
Listen, I bought a lot more bills. Where do you think we should put them?
She brought she brought she brought a flashlight and she brings batteries to show us that batteries.
You're going to break my bones.
I have another idea.
You have an idea. This woman is full of ideas. What's the idea?
I was thinking that maybe we could get some flowers in the shape of a heart and put them right there in the gazebo.
So this way when Frank and Lenny repeat their vows, they'll be standing under them and they'll look just like the little plastic bride and groom on top of the cake.
What do you think?
Uh huh. Nadine, I just that's I'm speechless.
See, I knew you'd like it.
Yeah.
Hi.
Where's the rest of the dress?
I forgot to give it to me.
What's up? Where'd you get the monkey suit?
You know, very funny.
Well, never mind. I asked, baby.
Listen, what?
I gotta ask you a big favor, OK?
OK.
I really want tomorrow to be special for Elainey.
OK, I want it to be a night that she'll never forget.
All right.
Why do they call me P.D. Barnum, babe?
Hey, I got a good idea.
Why don't you line up and I'm going to take a picture.
What, in the dark?
I'll see.
All right, you're here.
All right.
All right, all right, all right.
We line up.
Smile.
It's perfect.
What's wrong?
You're not smiling. You got to smile, Buzz.
This is a smile.
Come on, Dad. Come on, Lucy.
Take the picture.
Lucy, are you OK, honey?
What's wrong?
What's wrong, baby?
That thing is so stupid.
What?
It's so beautiful and my family and my kids.
Oh.
Oh, my.
She's happy.
That's it.
Yeah, you know, you're right.
You know, she's right.
We are a piece of work, aren't we?
I'm telling you.
It's not one day goes by that the old man here
doesn't learn something from one of them.
I mean, you and Elanie, I mean, you've taught me
the meaning of the...
Well, you've taught me that commitment is not only
a word with three T's and two M's.
Two T's, honey.
Two.
C-O-M-M-I-T-A-M-E-N-T-E-S.
Oh, yeah, it's two T's.
If you can't...
To any way, the two of you, you go,
you punch each other's buttons,
you get through what's impossible.
It's inspiring.
Thank you.
Yeah, shut up.
Hey.
Hey, that's my wife.
Hey, hey.
Let me go over here.
And you.
Crazy game?
You make every day an adventure.
It's just a wacko crazy.
You are the meaning of G-U-T-S, guts,
determination and loyalty.
I mean, who'd stick with somebody like me for so long?
And you.
Ouch.
Whatever you've done.
You made me look and see what's right in front of me.
I mean, this family, this family is...
More than any guy could ask for.
I mean, you know, we should take a vow.
We were all, all of us should take a vow.
You know, through thick and thin,
we're gonna stick together and look out for each other.
Because there's nobody better than us.
Yeah.
Here, here.
It's okay.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Through thick and thin, we stick together.
Okay.
Three cheers for my dad.
Oh, absolutely.
Look at that.
Come here.
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Come on.
Oh.
Go ahead.
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Get ready to kick a pose.
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With wrinkled brows, the old have singing.
Deep sorrow, great joy.
What does it mean?
The touch, the feel, the fabric of our lives.
The touch, the feel of cotton, the fabric of our lives.
We're going to be a family too.
You and I, you'll see.
Although I wish, I wish I could see your daddy dance.
He's, he's quite something.
Uh oh.
What?
It's the witching hour.
Oh, come on.
We're just having fun.
Get a lot of sleep, kids.
Bye bye.
Don't forget your camera.
I'm trying to remember something.
What's that?
What it was that I was so upset about downstairs in the kitchen before.
I don't know.
I'll tell you what I remember.
How empty this bed is without you.
Do you know how happy I am to have you in this house?
So, I'm just a little tired.
I tried to tell you that on the phone.
Okay, okay.
I just thought you might want a little company.
I'm fine.
Okay.
Good night.
Sorry.
I thought it was a friend of mine.
He was just goofing around.
I should be going too.
It's after midnight.
Why, your limo turns into a pumpkin?
I walk tonight.
Listen, about tomorrow.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Trust is something I also rarely give or get.
But I trust you.
I'll be here.
Contact person Tangie Hill.
Maybe she'll be able to lead me to Alan's sporting.
That's a good number.
He's not an infant anymore.
Down here.
He's not yet a big boy.
Here we go.
He's a toddler.
There we go.
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Tonight, shape up!