We'll return in a moment.
All stories want just one thing to be good enough for kids and their families.
That's when they get to be Nickelodeon family classics.
Here's a peek at our first.
It's not the same old story. This is too big for TV.
Imagine visiting another time and place where ghosts rule in a magic space.
It's A Christmas Carol, a real Broadway musical from the composer of Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast.
Look for more about A Christmas Carol from Nickelodeon family classics, where good stories live.
If you want to get out of this place alive, you're going to need a compass,
camouflage clothing, a two-week supply of food and water, and a high-powered radio, and some bug repellent.
But you're not getting none of that. All you're getting is bananas and underwear.
You ever try to get to level 10 in your underwear, boy?
Disney's The Jungle Book for Genesis, Game Gear, Game Boy, NES, and Super NES systems.
Chips Ahoy!
Chips Ahoy! A thousand chips delicious!
Sure, you know what to do with those cookies, but what do you do with the bag?
You can turn it into a really cool X-Men tin if you send two proofs in $1.99.
See marked bags of Chips Ahoy! and Rich Bit sandwiches and you can collect four Marvel Comics tins.
I believe in fairy winkles. See, they're moving in with me. Fairy winkles, fairy winkles.
Time to play with Tick and Tock. They come to live with me.
They're in my secret nursery club. I believe in fairy winkles.
And who's hiding my jewelry box? Prim, proper, and biscuit.
Believe they're magical, yes, I do. I believe in fairy winkles.
Tea time, don't you? I do, I do. Me too, me too.
Fairy winkles nursery clock and jewelry box, each sold separately.
It's a big couch. Someone's gotta sit in it.
Get your butt on the big orange couch and snick this Saturday on Nickelodeon.
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Now, class, P is for Pizza, pizza.
Pizza, pizza, po-pizza, banana, feta, po-pizza, me, my, mo, me, za.
Pizza, little Caesar, po-pizza, po-pizza, banana, banana, po-pizza, me, my, mo, me, za.
Little Caesar, break it down, yeah. Nothing can beat him, so come on, let's eat him.
Little Caesar, Caesar, Caesar, po-pizza, banana, feta, po-pizza.
Now you can get a free toy. Surprise prize at Little Caesar's.
Come on, everybody.
Attention, pet lovers. Are you plagued by pet hair?
Here's good news. The PureBread Pet Mitt.
It gently ridges your pet of irritating, dead, loose hair.
How much hair? Imagine this mess in your favorite chair.
The flexible fingertips gently stimulate oil glands, giving their coat a beautiful sheen.
They groom around legs and tails with ease, lifting out dust, dirt, and dull, dead hair.
Just look at what came out of there.
Forget scratchy brushes and combs.
PureBread's gentle massaging action is so soothing, he won't even know he's being groomed.
But you'll know by the piles of loose hair attached to PureBread.
It's even great on furniture.
PureBread wipes away your pet hair problems and is yours for $14.95.
So put an end to pet hair with PureBread.
Use your credit card and call now toll-free 1-800-847-7300.
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So call 1-800-847-7300 now.
Coming up next on Nickelodeon, it's The Muppet Show.
Bink, bink, bink.
Burn it.
Back with more of The Muppet Show on Nickelodeon.
Mighty Maxx, Mighty Maxx. Shark Attack, Shark Attack.
Meet Maneater Maxx.
A killer submarine, yikes.
Now step into my torture chamber.
No way, Squid Lips, I got other fish to fry.
Away, Ray.
Maneater at all for Mighty Maxx Dooms on play sets sold separately.
I'm Polly Pocket with fun for you.
My Stampin' School play set has lots to do.
Wow.
Stampers.
In her art class Polly's making designs.
Big hearts and stars. It's a real good time.
Polly Pocket.
Stampin' School play set, each sold separately.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
The Shadow knows.
Armed with Quick Draw 45s, the mysterious clan fighter faces the evil show on Khan.
Now ready for battle, but Shadows hit no eyes, cloud men's minds.
You will obey.
I will obey.
But Khan escapes on his serpent bike.
After him, Shadow.
Khan fires first.
Shadow's cycle pops a wheelie launching a counter missile.
Each sold separately.
End of the road, Khan.
Or is it?
Who knows?
The Shadow knows.
Everybody loves my Wimpy Christmas.
Puppy in my pocket, there's cutest candy.
It's Puppy in my Pocket.
So many different puppies to collect and love.
Each puppy has a name and collector card.
It looks so real.
Now I can take them all home with me.
Puppy in my Pocket comes with five puppies in a pack.
Each sold separately.
And now, back to The Muppet Show on Nickelodeon.