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Long Fence and Home talking about our preseason special. Here it is already
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the next one. Call us right now. It's the hottest game in the world and now Sev is
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No crying, no crying, no crying, no crying, no crying, no crying, no crying.
Who's that the Eagles? Who is that? There's a cover of it actually. Someone knew who was singing.
Oh really? Yeah. Then you wake up in the new morning, the sun is shining and there's a new...
Who sings it? It's gonna bother me. Yeah. People are gonna fax us. Who? Yeah, Jerry
Jerry Rafferty? Jerry Rafferty! There you go! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Give that person a prize!
Speaking of prizes, hey, you know how much fun it is to watch one of those things on TV where the guy gets picked from the audience and he throws a basketball from full court and it gets in and he wins a million dollars, you know?
Like, watch, here we have a clip, like this guy, watch.
Here he goes. He shoots a million bucks, okay?
Come on, you know? That changes somebody's life. Isn't it fun to watch that? So I thought, you know, damn it, I'd like to have a million dollar contest here on our show.
And well, we do, ladies and gentlemen. The million dollar shot at Rosie O'Donnell.
Million dollar shot, okay? You're gonna have to shoot a coach ball.
By million dollars we do not mean an actual million dollars. We mean any cheap drinkers we could get for free. Please do not sue. Voidware prohibited. Good luck and God bless America.
You know, it's true. Come on, we can't give away a million dollars, you know, we're a TV show. But this is what we're giving away, a cruise in the Caribbean. The big red boat, look.
And the thing about it is, on this cruise, see this? They have, look at this, they have little Looney Tune characters to tuck your kid into bed. Look at that.
Now tell me, that's not frightening and your kid's not gonna need therapy for the rest of his life. He's gonna wake up screaming, mommy, no more Tweety, you know?
Alright, so here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna have to shoot the coach ball from our little starting point through the Fabio thing and if you win, you get the cruise and if you lose, you get a hundred dollar gift certificate from Kmart.
Attention, Kmart staffers.
Okay, everybody, look underneath your seat. The coach ball takes your seat. If it's you, come on down.
Who has it? Come on down!
Hello!
We're gonna put a mic on you while I talk because I couldn't hold the mic and talk to you. What's your name?
Jill.
Jill, talking to my lab.
Jill Auerbach.
Nice to meet you, Jill. Have you ever shot a Coug before?
Never.
It's exciting, isn't it?
Yeah.
I'm gonna give you a practice shot or two before we go.
And let me tell you, you gotta stand here on this mark. You see Fabio. You see the target. I mean the target, right?
You take the Coug, you load it in the launcher. Let's get rid of this tape because that is an unfair thing. There you go.
Here's my advice. You see, look, is that your kid up there? He's looking, he's going, why wasn't it me?
Alright, make sure this part is touching your wrist, okay? You pull the Coug, you're gonna have to pull it out.
Alright, make sure this part is touching your wrist, okay? You pull the Coug back, you aim towards the target and you let go.
See how close I was?
Now you get a practice shot first. Do a practice shot.
Okay, not exactly right but we're getting close.
Now a little advice. Make sure it's a straight line tee. See how this makes a tee? Like perpendicular, okay?
Make a straight line tee, aim towards the target, okay? It's possible. I've done it. Trust me, I was here all week.
This is your shot again. What's your name again? I forgot.
Jill, sorry. What a dork I am.
Alright, Jill, come on. This is for the big money. The cruise or Kmart?
Jill, turn around. Here's your gift certificate from Kmart.
And we will be doing this all week until we get a winner. So stay tuned. This week someone will win.
Let's go, America!
You know, they say a picture's worth a thousand words. Take a look at these before and after photographs. We can transform your home if it's in bad need of painting.
No more sanding, no more scraping, no more painting. If you call Long Fence today, here it is already August. Before long we're going to be heading into the fall and winter months.
And if you're tired of having to paint your home year after year, you can go to the Kmart store and get a free copy of the book.
And if you call Long Fence today, here it is already August. Before long we're going to be heading into the fall and winter months.
And if you're tired of having to paint your home year after year, I want you to take a look at the premium vinyl siding from Long Fence and Home.
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It provides firm backing, solid support, and great energy savings. Pick up that telephone, call us right now for our preseason special.
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And how about no payment until December. Free socket set for calling today with your in-home estimate, 1-800-492-LONG.
Lots of phone calls coming in today. If you get a busy signal, hang up and call us right back. Long Fence and Home.
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I love that Tracy Chapman, right?
I got a fast car, he's got a fast car.
We got a ticket to the bottle holder.
I love her new song, give it all we've got to stay here, and I'll turn my back around.
I love her. Why can't you do our show?
Excuse me.
What the heck was that?
I thought that was you riffing Tracy Chapman for me. All of a sudden I heard it coming from there. Hello.
Our next guest is a talented comedian who stars in the hit TV series, Hanging with Mr. Cooper.
Beginning August 17th, you can see him in his own HBO special. Please welcome the very funny Mark Curry.
Hi, how's it going?
I'm doing great.
Mark Curry!
Hi Mark!
Thank you.
How's it going?
It's going excellent, excellent, excellent.
How you been?
I've been doing excellent.
You look very nice today.
I've got my little summer Copa Beyond that thing going on.
It is working.
Thank you very much.
How are you?
I'm doing fine.
HBO special?
Yes.
Rocking. I saw a tape.
I saw yours too.
Go on. Yours is good.
I saw Woody Allen in the park. He said hi.
I doubt it.
My mother said hello. My mother loves you. My mother and parents, they love you. My mother and father, they love you.
How's she doing?
She's doing fine.
Was she a strict mom when you were growing up?
Oh yes. I'm a baby of eight children. She used to drag us to church a lot.
And she'd try to keep us quiet. But eight kids, we made a lot of noise. She would do this to us.
We'd do that.
Why she talking like that?
One time she got mad. She would put the gun on me in church.
I'll kill you right here.
You grew up in Oakland?
Yeah, I grew up in Oakland, California.
MCA Hammon Territory.
Yeah, oh yeah, MCA Hammon Territory.
We grew up kind of poor, we didn't have that much money, but we always had toys.
We always had toys.
One of his mothers used to take us to toys, ask us to get anything we wanted.
Really?
Yeah, we just couldn't take the stuff out the store.
You get a sitting place.
Can we get a screwdriver, please?
He wanted to try this train set out.
What about a plug?
Now someone told me your Etch A Sketch was your favorite toy.
This is my, this is my, I bought this, this is the Etch A Sketch, this is for you.
Etch A Sketch is good, you know, I love to get on a plane, you know, you're on a plane, people have their laptops, you should pull out an Etch A Sketch, you know.
I'm doing graphs for my company, we made 60 million.
But you know, if you don't have this much money, this is a TV to you, you know, this could be any show.
This is, look, this is the Waltons, look, that's the Walton Mountain.
That was my favorite show, the Waltons.
The Waltons, I love that too.
What about that thing on John Boy's neck though?
It was here.
Oh, it was here?
It was right here.
Oh, my TV was here because we had a bad TV.
I don't know what that was, it was like fuzzy and black, I don't know.
I know, remember, remember, Grandpa Walt didn't want to touch it, don't touch me boy.
Go on boy, go to the Waltons Mountain or something.
We used to do it in our house, Night Mary Ellen, Night Elizabeth.
I know, right, John Boy always was in the barn for some reason.
Yeah, he was a lot.
I know.
Ellen's favorite show is the Y50, you like to buy it?
Good show.
Yeah, Steve McGarry with the hair.
For once on that show, I wanted to hear Danno say, no Steve, you booking.
I got a degree, let Tim do it.
Book him Danno.
Book him Danno.
I love that show, I love Ghost of Mrs. Mule.
Ghost of Mrs. Mule, the big dog, with the big ball, Jock who's Stoke would come on.
That was my favorite show.
Remember you knew everything about the Killer White Shark, but never get his butt in the water?
Never.
Never?
That's right.
I love the show, the Killer White Shark, capable of biting a man in half.
I would let my dad, Philippe, go in.
That was a show.
What other show?
Manix, remember Manix?
I love Manix.
Manix, remember Manix, had the black secretary, Peggy.
Remember they lived right down the street and never gave a ride home?
That's true.
I never thought of that, but that's true.
That Manix no matter, piece of turd, what was he thinking?
Right, right, right, right.
I Dream of Jeannie, I love that show.
Damn, black, I Dream of Jeannie, I Dream of Keisha, she had a 40 ounce bottle.
I ain't doing nothing today.
So I hear when you went to school you were a sports guy, you played houseball?
Yeah, I played ball, you know I wasn't that good, I played ball.
I used to keep my pants under my warm up because they never let me play.
So one time the coaches wanted me to go in, I had my Levi's on.
Did you watch the Olympics?
I loved the Olympics.
The Olympics was cool, and some of the guys, I think some people got called for steroids.
I didn't know that.
And I think they should have a steroid Olympics, wouldn't that be nice?
That was something I would love to see, I would love to see Johnson on steroids.
The 400 meters, can you imagine the 400 meters on steroids?
Ladies and gentlemen, here is lane number two.
He's finished three packets!
New world record!
Imagine a Paul Ball, he hit the blimp!
Imagine a gymnast, season C-497!
She'll get extra points for that dismount.
You having fun on Hangover, Mr. Cooper?
I'm having fun, I'm having big fun.
It's the fifth year, we're coming up on syndication, thank everybody for watching.
It's a great show.
And your HBO special is out in August, right?
Yes, it's called The Other Side.
The Other Side, Mark Curry, HBO, look for you, very funny man.
Thank you very much.
Robert!
Robert!
Very funny.
Thank you, Margaret.
Or, you know.
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We want to hear from you next.
We're at 5, 6, and 11.
7 Tony aside.
Guests fly in our official carrier, American Airlines,
together with American Eagles serving 36 destinations on 29 islands,
the most service of any airline to the Caribbean.
American Airlines, something special to the sun.
Our next guest is a seven-time Grammy Award winner whose latest CD, Wrecking Ball, also won a Grammy.
We're delighted to have Emmylou Harris!
I remember holding on
To your word
Somewhere in there, sure I made you cry.
But I, I can't remember if we said goodbye.
I'll only miss you here and now and then.
It's like a story, all along the Caribbean.
Post-November's, I break down and cry.
Cause I, I can't remember if we said goodbye.
But I recall, all along the town in Mexico.
One verse I will never forget.
Was I just off somewhere, or just too high?
But I, I can't remember if we said goodbye.
No, I can't remember if we said goodbye.
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