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Anna is a doer.
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Out here, it's Monday.
In here, it's Friday.
Friday.
Tuesday.
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Wednesday.
Ooh, Thursday.
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The new Jack Platters, in here, at Fridays.
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It's at home in the Sahara.
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It's at home in the Australian Outback.
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The newly redefined 1998 Azusa Trooper.
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They broke the rules and rocked the house.
Biography gets rough with country.
She had a voice like no one has ever had.
Tammy Wynette.
Hank Williams.
Patsy Cline.
Barbara Mandrell.
Johnny Cash.
He's so completely original.
Yee-haw!
It's the hell-raisers and heartbreakers of going country on Biography.
Begins April 27th on A&E.
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There's a Best Western located close to the Basketball Hall of Fame.
Best Western.
Across the street from Ordinary.
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Your music changed.
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Vegas House of Cards will return on A&E.
There was once a person named Rumple.
I'm trying to create more fluent writers.
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You're watching A&E. Escape the ordinary.
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Riverdance. It swept Europe and now is sweeping the U.S.
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The following segment contains partial nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Saturday nights, Marge do-si-dos till midnight. And she doesn't let arthritis pain stop her.
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It wasn't much of a gift shop. It wasn't much of a fire.
It was pretty much everything to Joe and Linda. It was gone pretty fast.
A small bright dot in the night sky. Then nothing.
And by now someone may be watching this and saying, not unkindly, but still saying it,
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Down the door!
I said, we have to jump.
On May 1st, the passion that drives one man's escape, one man's relentless pursuit,
and two lovers' desire has a name.
Les Miserables.
The story you thought you knew is not what you expect.
Victor Hugo's Les Miserables, rated PG-13, opens everywhere May 1st.
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You're watching A&E, Escape the Ordinary.
Tonight on Biography.
This shy Swedish beauty went from modeling men's clothing to stealing their hearts.
She had fans throwing themselves under her car.
She wielded power like no actress before, yet she felt trapped in her own life.
Brett Agarbo, only on Biography.
Tonight on A&E.
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And here, it's Friday.
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Wednesday.
Ooh, Thursday.
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The new Jack Platters, in here, at Fridays.
Take the rest of the week off.
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This month on TCI.
Here come the Rugrats.
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Who do you wanna be today?
We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
Faster than pizza.
It's going to be a peri-bobby night.
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You're a little far apart again.
Don't you mean?
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