Keep it down!
No!
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It's the J.C. Penney Biggest Sale of them all.
It only happens once a year.
Everything in the store is on sale.
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I was sitting in a restaurant with my girlfriend.
We were going to meet her, her boss and her boss's fiance.
I'd never met either, but she couldn't remember the fiance's name.
And they were coming in like three minutes.
And then I said, wait, it's on their wedding website.
So I took the iPhone out under the table and I was like pulling up the wedding website.
And just scrolled down to see the name.
That's it.
So just then we got up and we just, you know, we confidently introduced ourselves.
You know, her boss and fiance don't know that I don't remember their names.
I think it was Meredith.
This is the story of how the all new Highlander with an available backup camera redeemed the
world's worst parallel parker in his old car.
When attempting to park, Dan slammed his landlady's bumper 341 times and nailed the maple tree 481
times, eventually resulting in 226 trips to the body shop.
But all that changed when Dan got his all new Highlander with the backup camera.
Dan, you are the man.
Until now, guys that sweat a lot had to have a backup plan.
Now there's a better plan.
New Gillette clinical strength antiperspirant, powerful wetness protection, 34% better than
a prescription product, a lot more confidence.
Hey Jason, you got that report right?
You bet.
There's something different about you.
Did you get hair cut?
Gillette clinical strength antiperspirant will change your life.
Not your shirt.
You finished that report yet?
I think my pen got wet.
Come on.
We can't stay in the same place too long.
Hey look, donuts.
Wait, you don't want those donuts.
Yeah I do.
Ooh.
They use them as bait to trap people into pointless meetings.
Ah, that's cruel.
Hey, ice cream cake.
Glad you could make it Todd.
So six...
I'll see you in about eight hours.
Do more than just survive the work week.
A better job awaits at CareerBuilder.com.
It's your first blind date.
And surprise, you found a prince that's quite charming.
But what if your teeth aren't exactly snow white?
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When is it super to get up early?
Super Saturday at Coles.
And I can get over 100 early bird specials from 6am to 1pm.
I'll find 50-60% off Apartment 9 and Access for the two of us.
And great sportswear for all of us.
And extra savings on all Kitchen Electric.
Time for a new digital video recorder and camera.
And a portable DVD player at these prices.
Plus an extra 15% off fine jewelry already 60% off.
So set those alarms.
You'll want to get up in time for Super Saturday at Coles.
Expect great things.
This ain't a lunch table, baby.
This is a lunch table.
Full of the flavors that bring people together.
Applebee's new pick and pair lunch combo.
Over 60 combinations starting at $5.99.
Applebee's. Get it together, baby.
Music.
Well, if I'm going to do one of those HP computer hand commercials, it's got to be in New York.
In fact, I just made a movie about New York where I play a bee.
Look out, giant finger monster.
Now I can follow the game with my baseball gadget.
You're out of air.
Oh, message from DreamWorks.
Don't forget two Bee Movie mentions and HP spot.
Fine.
You know what? This is a business lunch.
The HP Pavilion Entertainment Notebook with Windows Vista Home Premium.
My name is Timothy Smith, senior.
I'm in the United States Air Force.
I'm from Biloxi, Mississippi.
My current job position is integrated avionics systems journeyman.
I deal with all the computers, motors, navigation, making sure the plane is up in the air, looking down on the ground, keeping everybody safe.
People realize I'm in the Air Force and give me handshakes, say thank you.
That's when I remember that I'm doing something bigger than me.
See more videos at dosomethingamazing.com.
For the next Friday Night SmackDown, who will walk into SmackDown as the World Heavyweight Champion?
Friday Night SmackDown, tomorrow at 8, 7 Central on the CW.
Take one delivery guy, his loving wife, and this happy-go-lucky father-in-law, put them all together.
How dare you?
All right, let's just get the fight going.
And you get the King of Claims, weeknights on the CW.
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I never actually thought I'd be disarming bombs and driving robots, but you know, it would just happen.
This is C. Erman Lewis on explosive ordnance disposal.
And right now I'm about to use the robot, the F-6, to place a counter charge to take care of an IED that's placed in the back of this vehicle.
By counter charging an IED, it lets us blow it up under our conditions, you know, that way nobody gets hurt.
Boom.
See more videos at DoSomethingAmazing.com.
My name is Brian Howlett. I work for Sportsman's Warehouse in Kennewick, Washington.
When I started with CW, we found a way to fit a niche or demographic in the market that most people wouldn't consider in what we do, and that's women.
And it's been great to work with CW.
And the fact that they think outside the box, that marketing ticket is not just in what they want, but what my needs are.
And their programming line-up fits that need that I have in marketing to women who are the number one growing demographic in marketing today.
What the hell is going on?
Fast cars and faster women.
Do you like to play with danger?
I dabble.
The story tale they don't want you to see.
It all comes down to endorphins and genitalia.
Reaper, all new Tuesday, 9, 8 Central on the CW.
Catch the latest Gossip Girl, all new this Wednesday at 9, 8 Central on the CW.
Hey guys, they were out of Snickers.
No!
But I got these Snickers Dark Bars with dark chocolate instead.
Yay!
Look at that.
You know why I love Walmart?
Because I'm getting to do the impossible.
I'm giving my husband an HD DVD player, a Toshiba.
I mean, movies look unbelievable on this thing.
And the price was incredible.
Even for Walmart, I was surprised.
All I know is that Christmas is going to be a very, very good day.
Visit Walmart.com for secret and store specials this Friday, including an Acer laptop for only $348.
Save money, live better.
Walmart.
Hey yeah!
Every morning, every evening, we got fun.
So inviting, so exciting, yeah we got fun.
Do as you like here, there's so much to choose.
We got it all on our fun ship cruise.
On a Carnival cruise, at any one moment, there are millions ways to have fun.
Carnival, the fun ships.
Think back to when you were a child.
What did you dream of as you fell asleep?
Space travel?
Maybe you dreamed of a magic screen you could carry in your pocket.
A screen that held your favorite music, pictures, and stories.
And it brought all of this to you at the speed of light.
That was your dream.
And with the magic of Sprint Speed, it all came true.
The U.S. Army Reserve takes a different kind of strength.
The strength to help people one day and lead people the next.
The strength to build confidence one day and build knowledge the next.
The strength to improve your country one day and your career the next.
The strength to be both a citizen and a soldier in the U.S. Army Reserve.
There's strong and then there's Army strong.
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This Sunday, sometimes the hardest part of starting over in a new world.
Like you've ever broken a rule in your life.
I can be bad.
Really?
Is forgetting who you are just to fit in.
Let's live a little. Let's dine and dash.
Wait, what?
Are you nuts?
Maybe a little.
Dad, I can explain.
This has got to be an all-time low for parenting.
Life is wild. All new this Sunday at 8, 7 Central on the CW.
A door is a door is a door, except when it's more of a portal, a portal to doing good.
When you go through our doors, 5% of our income goes out and into your communities.
That's $3 million a week for education, arts, and social services,
which could open a lot of doors for a lot of people.
Doing good is easy when doing good is automatic.
Your crispy melt pizza.
Mmm, crispy and melty.
Oh yeah, two totally different things.
Acting as one.
In perfect harmony.
Domino's new crispy melt pizza.
Melted cheese and a topping between two crispy crusts.
Get a medium for just $9.99.
Now when you gotta go, you can go strong or you can go soft.
Introducing a new world of Charmin.
New Charmin Ultra Strong for those who want a little more strength.
And Charmin Ultra Soft for those who want a little more softness.
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You don't want to be LeBron James.
I can inspire you.
Impress you.
Make you believe.
I'm just one man.
Nothing about my game is great yet.
I still have work to do.
More challenges to face.
Much more to learn.
To be as good as I can be.
But I do see the light.
And it's up to me to go and get it.
I am LeBron James.
You don't want to be me.
You want to be better than me.
Monday. Working on the homecoming committee?
What fun. But you were a theme for the float?
Teen sex.
Bad idea.
There will be no girl on guy action.
No two girls and a guy action.
No two guys and a girl action.
Aliens in America. All new this Monday at 837.30 Central on the CW.
Hi, I'm Chef Tony.
And now there's a knife so sharp you can cut a pineapple in midair.
It's the Miracle Blade 3 Perfection Series.
This is my all purpose slicer.
The ultimate in slicing knives.
You'll also get rock and chop.
Rips through ribs.
Plus you'll receive my filet and bony knife.
Filet fish right down to the skin.
And my chop and scoop.
Chop parsley and fresh herbs in seconds.
Watch. Flex and scoop right to your favorite recipe.
And you get my paring knife.
Curved to peel fruits and veggies.
I'll also send you four steak knives.
Call now and you'll get my perfection shears.
And a second Miracle Blade slicer absolutely free.
But wait, we'll send you a second complete set of knives free.
Just imagine, that's now nearly $500 worth of knives for just one payment of only $39.95.
And if you don't think the Miracle Blades are the best knives you've ever used,
just return them for a full refund.
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At Express Grill we marinate and grill our meat fresh every day.
We use only the best ingredients.
For delicious oriental food at a great value you can't beat Express Grill.
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Do you love me?
It's time you were looking over Serena.
You should know that's enough.
There's something I have to tell you.
I don't want to talk about it.
So that's it?
What are you doing?
Made a mistake.
You can keep a secret, right?
Gossip Girl, all new this Wednesday at 9-8 Central on The CW.
Stay tuned for scenes from the next all-new Supernatural.
Q is back.
Arby's signature roast beef smothered in her own special barbecue sauce served on a toasted sesame seed bun.
And at $2 for just $4, they'll have you sing, I'm thinking Arby's.
Soon there will be a car you can't ignore.
The all-new Chef Malibu.
Even if no one in your family is sick, millions of viruses and bacteria are still spreading through your home.
But even if you can't see them, you can do something about them.
Help stop the spread of germs with Lysol disinfectant spray.
It kills more than 99.9% of viruses and bacteria like E. coli and rotavirus.
No wonder it's the number one pediatrician recommended brand.
Lysol disinfect to protect.
Also get trusted Lysol protection with Lysol wipes.
It's the JCPenney biggest sale of them all.
It only happens once a year.
Everything in the store is on sale.
This Saturday only from 6 a.m. to midnight.
To see everything on sale, go to JCP.com.
Denting ice.
I see fresh breath changes everything.
It's tattered.
It's dirty.
It's his best friend.
Introducing new Tide Pure Essentials with baking soda.
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It comes from the darkness every 37 years.
What's going on with you, bro? You look like you've seen a ghost.
The ghost ship is here.
I feel the ship.
Beware.
Supernatural all new next Thursday on the CW.
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Come to KFC now and bring home a big 12-piece bucket of chicken.
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And this isn't just any chicken, it's Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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And right now, you get 12 of the Colonel's famous original recipe
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Now that's value.
And while you're there, don't forget to pick up a delicious KFC famous bowl.
Looking for value? Come and get it at KFC.
I'm Troy Aikman, and for years I toughed out the pain of what I thought were just bad headaches.
After I retired, I finally decided to talk to my doctor about my symptoms.
He told me I had migraines and prescribed a migraine-specific medicine that has made a big difference.
I also learned to identify triggers that can cause my attacks.
Millions of Americans suffer from migraines.
To find out if your headaches could be migraines and how you can get effective relief,
go to this website, answer the questions, and share the results with your doctor.
You can win if you have the right migraine game plan.
Not without checking it first to see if it's right. Ryan!
It's fine.
Okay, then.
Still standing. Tomorrow on The CW.