No, I don't mean you're not normal. I don't mean you're not...
I'm not normal.
I mean, it seems you work so hard. It seems like, like with 2002 coming up,
oh, you've got more homework to do, like up until then, you know?
Well, you know, I try to keep my schedule.
Not too busy, but still keep it sane, you know?
And it's a little hard at times when I'm traveling around the world,
and I can't travel with my friends or anything,
so it's kind of just like a little quiet, but...
Any boys? Any boys?
Hey, did that Leonardo DiCaprio guy ever call you? Maybe you're on that?
No!
After all the hints we dropped on last time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, last time, yeah.
Now, you've seen that movie a couple of times.
A couple of times. Only a couple.
Yeah, yeah.
So that would be the guy.
That would be the guy.
That's what you want to shoot for for 2002.
Yeah, yeah.
You're blushing, you're blushing.
So then you just start all over again.
If you had won the gold this time, would you still be going in 2002?
Yes.
Yeah, okay, well that's good. That's good.
Yeah.
Okay. Because that's the important thing. You don't want to make it.
Because I...
In America, people sometimes have this thing of number one and number two is way over here,
but it's so...
You lost the gold. How do you feel?
I'm like, I didn't lose the gold, I won the silver.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Exactly, that's what I mean.
People have this terrible competitive thing, and I think you have the best attitude about it.
And that's exactly what you need.
Let me ask you about the...
Now, your book has already been updated, right?
This is your... your 17, so it's not real thick, but yeah.
No.
The whole boy chapters aren't in there yet, but...
But you already have... this has been updated to include all the Olympic stuff, right?
Well, I talked to the writers after I competed and kind of told them my memories of the Nagano experience,
and they're coming out March 2nd already.
Oh, wow.
With the new edition, they added on to the book.
Well, that's great. You know, we're real proud of you.
You know you're a real American hero. You have the right attitude.
You've got a good head on.
Thanks, Michelle.
Michelle Kwan, be right back with Richard Dreyfus right after this.
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Hi, I'm Giselle Fernandez. Join me for Access Hollywood at 7.30 on NBC4.
Alrighty. My next guest, an Oscar winning actor who started Mr. Holland's Opus, his new movie is called Crippenorf's Tribe.
That opens tomorrow. Please welcome one of our favorites, Richard Dreyfuss.
You were great. You were great. You were great.
May I point out that we are both brown and black combination.
We are both doing brown and black. Thank you.
My daughter thinks I'm a fashion loser so I...
Really?
I just wore this all to prove her wrong.
And it all works with the hat.
Yeah, well, this is, you either get this or you get my Rogaine thing.
Now, were you with the Grammys last night by any chance?
No. No. Well, you were up for a Grammy once, weren't you?
No. No, that was the other Richard Dreyfuss.
No, no, no, no. Why aren't you up for a Grammy? I could...
No.
Because you know, I have a piece of footage of you singing and I...
I think it's about... No, wait, no, no, no. I think...
I think it's about 1969. Do you remember a song called Hello Down There?
Oh dear. Oh dear. Okay, okay, okay.
Well, let's take a look. We shall. Let's see. Let's see the Grammy winning performance.
That was Danny Bonaduce.
We could have a whale of a time.
Oh, man. Was that even your... Was that even your voice?
No, that was Danny Bonaduce's voice, I think.
No, no, no. No, it wasn't. They didn't trust us to do that in those days.
I was... No, no.
Are you musical at all?
Well, I conduct.
Oh, that's right. You did that in Mr. Hollands.
Yeah. Well, I also did it for Doc.
Okay.
I conducted for Doc Severinsen. Did you know that?
I didn't know that, man.
Doc Severinsen ran the Phoenix Pops.
Right.
And I conducted Ein Klein Nach Musik.
Oh, yes.
Six performances of Ein Klein Nach Musik by Wolfgang Mozart.
And on the second night or the third night, one of the guys in the orchestra came up and said,
Hey, man, you were pretty good out there tonight. We almost followed you a couple of times.
No, I don't... I have no musical...
No musical ability at all. No.
Now, your new movie, This Krippendorf's Lie, I was thinking about this because this movie, Tribe,
this movie is based on a lie, right? This guy makes up this whole lie that he has to keep going through the movie.
Do you ever lie? Are you a liar in real life?
No.
Let me think. Aside from adultery?
No.
Aside from adultery?
No.
No, I don't lie about anything.
When I was a child, I had a lie thing going.
What do you mean you had a lie thing going?
I used to lie to my mother. I used to lie to my parents.
But my mother had this thing called the lie corner.
The lie corner was a place between the sofa and the Encyclopedia Britannica.
And she would ask me a question and I would lie.
But if she put me in the lie corner, I would tell the truth.
Oh, I see.
It was very simple. She knew that if I lied, I knew that if I lied in the lie corner, she would beat the bejesus out of me.
Right. I see.
Now, was your dad strict too?
Not in that way. No. No. We never had... My grandfather was. My grandfather was five foot one and weighed over 300 pounds.
Wow.
He was wider around than he was tall.
And my brother and I once ticked him off and he took off his belt and he went racing around the house to get us.
But he couldn't bend low enough to get to us. We just laughed. We thought it was a joke.
Years later, we realized that if he had gotten to us, we would have been dead.
Right. Right.
Now, I see you had your whole family back then. Of course, these kids apparently had no discipline at all, judging from what...
I walk in and kids are like hanging on the fixtures.
One is hanging with no teeth hanging off the thing and the other one is crawling underneath something.
Are you a strict dad? You look like you're obviously probably a pushover. Are you a pushover?
Well, I will say this. I once asked Emily and Ben, my two oldest kids, I said, about school, when you were at school,
who of the parents at school are the easiest to pull the wool over their eyes?
And they both looked at me and said, you. So apparently, you know...
Do they fib? Have you caught them fibbing?
I don't want to catch them fibbing. I think I have, but I just ignored it because I don't want to have to deal with it.
Because when you're a kid, it's hard to put the lie in proportion. You know, you don't understand proportions of lying.
You know what I'm saying? Like when you're a kid, you'll go, a monster came in and you don't realize that's preposterous.
Then you have to sort of get the lie down to fit, you think.
That's right. You never caught them fibbing.
And I didn't have sexual relations with that woman either.
Well, let me ask you. You slept at the White House, right?
I slept alone at the White House.
Did you sleep alone at the White House?
Yes, I did. I slept in the Lincoln bedroom.
By yourself?
By myself, except for Lincoln. Lincoln is all over the Lincoln bedroom. Let me tell you one quick story.
In the Lincoln bedroom, they hide it behind a door, is a portrait of Lincoln that is the only malevolent picture of Lincoln that anyone's ever seen.
It's just a dark, evil-looking Lincoln.
And the night that I was there, I went to bed and I had this horrible dream about Lincoln.
It was really...
Wow. The next day you step in the street and we're hit by a Lincoln.
Now, did you notice anything when you were sleeping?
Did you hear anybody tiptoe down the hall or anything?
I mean, did you hear like...
Did you hear...
The night that I was there, the only thing that was happening was that they were taking the picture of Ken Starr off the wall.
Oh, really?
They were just taking it outside.
Have you talked to the president lately? Because I know you're involved. You're connected. You're one of those top people that are on the inside.
No, I haven't.
No?
I haven't. I've talked to other heads of state, but I...
Really? Really?
Knocked out a few Bruskies with Paul Gorbachev?
Yeah, exactly.
Now, tell us about Kripendorf's tribe. This is very funny. The lie it's based on is what?
So we can...
It's a... This guy is a teacher. He's in a bind. He's in a situation. And he lies and creates...
In a lecture, he creates a tribe that doesn't exist.
And he gets stuck behind this lie, and he gets to go further and further, making it more elaborate, shooting his family to make up the evidence for this tribe.
That's what it's about. And this particular scene... You're going to do a clip?
Yeah, we've got a clip right here. Here we go.
This is a circumcision clip.
Oh, this is the... So this is the... These people think this is the real tribe.
Yes.
Okay, the circumcision... Let's take a look.
Now, this act, which has been fashioned from stone, has been used to circumcise tribal members for thousands and thousands of years.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Now, this is interesting. The older brother here is performing a ritual dance, the purpose of which is to ask the gods for a steady hand for what will surely be a delicate procedure.
And here we are.
He just moves feet...
Let me add something else.
You're like Alf at Hitchcock.
You always sneak your kids in your movies somewhere.
Are any of your kids in this?
My kids are not in this and my name is Mud because of it.
I happen to have...
My kids are exactly the right ages for these parts and they wanted to play them and I wouldn't
let them so I'm dead.
Well I wouldn't want to be your kid.
You're probably looking to see...
He's now in the Vienna Boys Choir.
Why did you not want him in there?
I don't want them to have a professional career until they can drive themselves to the interviews.
Well that's good.
That's good.
Well that's good.
That's good.
Well the movie opens tomorrow.
It's called Cribbendorf's Tribe.
Richard, good seeing you.
Very fine movie.
We'll be right back with Foo Fighters right after this.
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All right, my guest, Richard Dreyfuss, Crimadorf's Tribe.
It opens tomorrow.
I know you've got the premiere tonight, so thank you for sticking around.
And thank you very much.
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