Al Bundy is a man of the times, a career man.
I want something that goes with this dress.
A bubbling cauldron.
He's the father who knows best.
Now I think that we can all learn something from this.
What, Dad?
I don't know. Go to bed.
He's the courageous protector.
I just shot Stephen Marcy's dog.
And the thoughtful neighbor.
You are gonna hear what I have to say.
Al Bundy.
Don't know me as the love one.
7 o'clock Sunday on KSHB-TV 41.
We publish over 100,000 words on an average day at the Kansas City Star and Times.
Not to mention photographs and illustrations, financial listings, sports scores,
ads and classifieds, letters, cartoons, and the personal milestones of your fellow citizens.
We put it all down on paper so you can pick out what you want, when you want it.
Check the source. The Kansas City Star and Times.
What harm can a little water do?
Ordinary paint can't withstand the sneaking, creeping effects of water and time.
That's why there's rust-oleum.
We put our own exclusive ingredients in for one simple reason, to keep moisture out.
So if it's going to get wet, get rust-oleum.
Hi, Don Fortune for Doug's Dodge, Western Missouri's number one Dodge truck and van dealer.
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Out they go, we won't be undersold.
At your number one retail Chrysler Plymouth dealer, Mitch Crawford Holiday Chrysler Plymouth in Raytown.
87 inventory liquidation of over 600 new used cars and vans.
Interest is low at 1.9% or up to $750 cash back.
We won't be undersold. Write your own deal on rows and rows of LeBaron coupes.
We won't be undersold on Reliance, Turismo, Caravelle, LeBaron GTS's, some for under $200 per month.
Out they go, Sundance's from $162 per month.
It's 87 inventory liquidation at Mitch Crawford Holiday Chrysler Plymouth in Raytown.
We're out to stay number one retail. We won't be undersold.
One magic night at the Silver Bar.
Oh, hi. Can I get you guys a course light?
My name is Secret.
And I'm Roy.
We are here to answer you out for live entertainment.
Great. What do you do?
We are the masters of illusion.
Oh, you mean car tricks. Well, customers love that stuff.
Hit it, Tiffy.
Behold.
What are you doing Saturday?
There's no slowing down with the Silver Bar tonight.
Hmm. What should I have for lunch today? Maybe a BBC. Hmm, maybe.
Of course, I could have a turkey bacon club.
Nah, I had that yesterday.
Ah, hot baked potato with cheese and broccoli. Now that's an idea.
Or I could have a Philly beef and cheese. Mmm.
I know. A chocolate chip shake.
Definitely. What else?
Yeah, a roast beef sandwich.
And fries.
Brax fast food with style.
If you were your car and you needed new brakes, you'd go to the $49.95 Car-X Brake Bonanza.
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This is a 41 Express Newsbreak.
Good evening, I'm Mary Horsch. The Middle East is a dangerous place to be these days.
More proof of that today from the Pentagon.
As of today, sailors in the Persian Gulf will be getting imminent danger pay.
That comes to an extra $110 a month.
The West German government says it will destroy its Pershing missiles if an arms agreement between the U.S. and Soviet Union can be worked out.
Until now, the German Pershings were not on the bargaining table.
Another record concerning foreign trade, and it's not a good one.
The U.S. trade deficit is up to $39.5 billion for the second quarter.
We'll have more news later.
I'm Jim Jaggers. This is Budget Car Sales News Update.
Automotive history is being made in the greater Kansas City area.
Here's Oliver C. Reed at Budget Car Sales.
Jim, it's an amazing guarantee. A $3,000 guaranteed minimum trade-in allowance on every red-tag car and truck in stock.
There's 100% financing. A zero-down payment with bank representatives on the premises to assure immediate delivery.
And Jim, this guarantee will positively end August 31st right here at 7810 West 63rd Street.
More Budget Car Sales News Update later.
KSHB-TV 41's Wednesday Western, the Magnificent Seven Ride, will return after these messages.
From the shopping to the shows to the food to those free Friday night concerts, Crown Center really lets the good times roll.
Like many other well-proportioned Hollywood hard bodies, I have designed my own spa and fitness program.
For starters, I suggest the drinking of diet A&W root beer. It's got just one calorie and a great new taste.
Then I advise that you combine your rich and creamy diet A&W with a program of sensible exercise, but not at the same time.
For yourself a diet A&W, now with 100% NutraSweet.
A lot of men shop at Foreman & Clark to look their best at work.
Those same men will tell you it's more important to look good when you're out with someone special.
Now, different men have different tastes in everything. That's why Foreman & Clark has such a wide variety of styles and colors.
But it's not like buying something off the shelf. Every garment at Foreman & Clark is promptly tailored to fit you, and it doesn't cost a penny more.
Think of that. Clothing that fits any taste, and savings that let you enjoy the finer things in life.
Looking for the best truck deal in town? Your Nissan dealer's got it.
With sensational year-end savings up to $900 on the biggest selection of hard-body trucks and rugged four-wheel drive Pathfinders.
We've got to make room for the 88 models, so we're dealing on every truck and Pathfinder in stock.
And now special factory incentives could save you up to $900 more.
That means this could be your best chance ever to get the deal of a lifetime on a new Nissan truck.
But hurry, incentives in soon at your nearby Nissan dealer.
He'll charge the first line because he's got...
Thursday at 8 on KSHB TV 41. Every skier's greatest fear.
The spinal cord's completely severed. All we can do is wait and hope.
I'm gonna walk out of this place. No!
Can we help? We're just coming through!
Maryland Hassett. Bow Bridges. The other side of the mountain. Thursday at 8 on KSHB TV 41.
Out they go. We won't be undersold. At your number one retail Chrysler Plymouth dealer, Mitch Crawford Holiday Chrysler Plymouth in Raytown.
It's the 87 inventory liquidation of over 600 new used cars and vans.
Interest is low at 1.9% or up to $750 cash back.
We won't be undersold. Write your own deal on rows and rows of LeBaron coupes.
We won't be undersold on Reliance, Teresmas, Caravelles, LeBaron GTSs, some for under $200 per month.
Out they go. Sundance is from $162 per month.
It's 87 inventory liquidation at Mitch Crawford Holiday Chrysler Plymouth in Raytown.
We're out to stay number one retail. We won't be undersold.
McDonald's presents the most wanted mug in America.
Who could resist a mug like this?
Four colorful glass Garfield mugs you can buy.
Believe me, I'm worth it. For just 69 cents with any McDonald's food purchase.
There's a different mug each week featuring Garfield.
Garfield?
Just getting my mug ready for my public.
This summer, McDonald's is serving up four Garfield mugs.
Sum, sum, summertime, serving up summertime.
It's the most wanted mug in America.
At McDonald's.
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They're smarty pants, fancy pants, hot pants, and ants in your pants.
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So get your work pants, the scaredy pants, kick in the pants.
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We'll be back with the conclusion of the magnificent 7 Ride, the KSHB TV 41, Wednesday Western.
Hi Bob, new sandwich? Mmm, make me one.
Three kinds, surprise me.
Multi-grain bun, ooh.
Chicken fillet, fresh tomato, crisp lettuce, creamy mayonnaise, and the others.
Now for a short time. Roast beef, ham and cheese, chicken fillet.
New supreme specialty sandwiches, only from Hardee's because we're out to win you over.
Bob, just one more screen full.
In recent years, automobiles have become more and more efficient, more and more advanced.
Incorporate more features, and are more and more alike.
Which is one reason why if you're considering buying another car, you probably shouldn't until you've seen the Sterling.
When I got $200,000 from Libya, a lot of people thought it was because of my brother.
It's just not true. I was giving them advice.
Whether you believe me or not, I'm going to give you some advice.
Try eat his Grand Light. It's as good as regular ice cream, but it's a lot lower in calories, all natural, and 93% fat free.
I'd rather eat this and be President of the United States.