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What do you mean a dry spell? You've had to be in a wet spell.
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Get the moron out of the pool.
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Actually, I felt kind of good.
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The price of perfection has never been this high.
Here is the lottery tip you left inside my client.
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Our professional lives are over.
Don't miss the Showtime magazine calls
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Nip Tuck. All-new Tuesday at 10 p.m.
Only on FX.