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Nothing works faster, nothing works better.
All I know is I feel like a million bucks.
There must be some mistake.
30 full-size feminine napkins in this little box?
You'd need a box twice as big.
Introducing new Shura Natural Maxi Shields,
the incredible feminine napkins nowhere near as thick
and much more comfortable than you'd expect.
The inside story is new super fibers
that let a lot of women give up thick napkins
for one that's thin and comfortable.
New Shura Natural Maxi Shields.
If you're like a lot of women,
give up thick for thin and comfortable.
Arco Graphite, the black super oil,
challenges the best oil from Mobil,
Quaker State, and Pennzoil on engine wear.
That, Arco Graphite, is better
because it reduces friction better.
That's why it reduces engine wear better,
which can give your engine a longer life
than any leading motor oil.
Why?
Arco Graphite has two lubricants,
Premium Motor Oil plus Graphite,
that reduce friction better than any leading motor oil.
So help give your engine a longer life.
Use Arco Graphite, the super oil that's packed, not friction.
Oh, Mary, like some coffee?
Oh, Mr. White, coffee stains my dentures.
Discover extra strength Effordent.
The most powerful Effordent ever.
Here's coffee stain on denture material.
Effordent looks powerful.
It has five cleaning ingredients
that remove stubborn stains.
Even in between.
Ah, how'd you like Effordent?
How'd you like to give me some coffee?
Black.
Extra strength Effordent
removes even stubborn stains between teeth.
And if you brush, use Effordent Denture Cleanser Paste.
Brushes off stain, brushes on mouthwash freshness.
This fall, ABC brings you the biggest lineup
of movies in television history.
Saturday Night Fever, A Star is Born,
Coma, Invasion of the Body Statues, Norma Ray,
the movies on ABC, the super hits from the superstars.
Hey, listen, tonight you order anything you want.
Hey!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Meet Lipton Ice Tea Lover Don Meredith.
Hey, after that workout,
I need some refreshing Lipton Ice Tea.
Folks ask me why Lipton's so different.
Well, it's what's in this bag.
They tell me Lipton has a special blend no other tea has.
About 20 quality teas,
all carefully selected to work together.
And that's what gives you that standy taste.
You try some, and you'll be a Lipton Tea Lover too.
Listen to this, Gina.
Ragout spaghetti sauce is all natural.
Natural, go on.
They use ripe tomatoes, huh?
Yep.
Romano cheese, hmm?
Hmm.
Herbs, spices, garlic, hmm?
They got it all.
And what else?
Just good things.
No additives, no preservatives.
Gina, ragout makes sauce the way you do.
Like I always tell you, Joseph,
you gotta try new things.
All natural ragout spaghetti sauce, that's Italian.
Tostitos brand tortilla chips.
As a boy, I ran up to school to my Uncle Emiliano's bakery.
He made the best tortillas in town.
I'd help him stir the stone ground corn
and taste the hot fresh tortilla chips.
So today when I tell you,
Tostitos tortilla chips have authentic taste,
it's from experience.
Light, crispy, delicious.
Uncle Emiliano, even you'd approve.
Tostitos, an authentic tortilla taste.
You still catch tuna the old way
with strong foes and strong arms.
Let's take them home.
But now comes Miller time.
When it's time to relax.
Time for the best tasting beer you can find.
One beer's time to spare.
America's quality beer, Miller-Harmic.
If you've got the time.
We've got the beer.
New beer.
What'll we do?
The apprenticeship of Dirty Crappits
starring Richard Dreyfuss and Jack Wharton
will continue in a moment.
Richard Queen, the recently released hostage
tomorrow on Good Morning America.
Let's face it,
the dollar just isn't what it used to be.
That's why people like you and me,
we gotta be careful to get the most value for our money.
That's why I come here, Taco Bell.
I can feed my whole family for
$5.59.
Two tacos, two bean burritos,
two tostadas,
two tacos,
two bean burritos, two tostadas,
pintos and cheese and soft drinks.
Only $5.59.
Like they're saying, Taco Bell.
What a meal, what a deal.
No kidding.
Taco, Taco, Taco Bell.
This is Nine News Brief.
Good evening, I'm Linda Benzel
in the Nine News Room.
The Shah of Iran is dead.
His death touched off bloody rioting in Washington, D.C. today
between pro and anti-Homaini factions.
The Shah died this morning
of complications from his battle with cancer.
Denver police are searching for
a rapist to attack two women in their
Capitol Hill apartments this weekend,
and the city of Johnstown continues
to struggle with its water system.
How long we been at this?
I started surgery in 1932.
Mesh, following
Nine News at Ten on Channel 9.
Frontier days are over for another year.
Join Ward, Lucas, and me tonight at Ten.
We continue with the apprenticeship of Goodie Krabitz.
Why me?
Joe's tax return is being audited today.
Why me?
So I just gave him new improved dial soap
with a new formula.
I need a new formula.
New dial still has twice the active deodorant ingredient
of the next best-selling deodorant soap.
And why settle for this much when dial gives you
twice as much for confidence all day long?
And this is gonna be some long day.
For that clean, confident feeling all day long,
don't face another day without dial.
Honey, I'm clean.
You know, it takes a lot to upset
an easy-going guy like me.
But tonight, I had meatballs,
and they're laying here like hardballs.
And the fettuccine feels like it'll be here next season.
It's enough to give a guy an upset stomach.
Upset stomach? Pepto-Bismol.
It coats, soothes, relieves.
Hey, I think I'll try a swig of this.
Billy, will you use a spoon?
Oh, no!
Look out, America.
ABC's program king is putting together
the brightest new shows for you this fall.
All right, all right, get the lead out.
Are you ready for the two-close-for-comfort cast, sir?
Yeah, on a double.
Has that Ted Knight come in yet?
Has old silver top shown up?
Watch it, buster.
Cute jammies.
Next time your sister has a date come by the house,
you are nothing less than a top coat.
Why do you always stick up for Jackie?
I'll take your side, sweetheart.
Or any other part you have to offer.
Sir, we need a time slot.
We need a time slot.
Two-close-for-comfort will be the new hit of Tuesday night,
right after Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley, and Three's Company.
Is the Riddick kid here yet?
Watch it, pretty boy.
You got a big new show following you this fall.
Be there with Joyce and Suzanne Tuesday, okay?
Aye-aye, your Hollywoodness. Checking out.
Sorry?
What a bunch of comedians.
The Best in Comedy, Tuesdays this fall on ABC.
You're someone special, you're striving for more
Trying to do things better than before
You're trying harder, you're reaching so tall
You're drinking Sprite, and you're giving it your all
You found more in Sprite
You found Lyman, you found more in you
So you keep on climbing when you're reaching for more
Reach for Sprite, when you're reaching for more
Reach for Sprite
We ask people who don't use eyedrops to take the Visine test.
With both eyes irritated and red,
we put a drop of Visine with Tetrahydrosaline into one eye
and left the other eye alone. Here's what they said.
You can see that my eye is much less red in my right eye where the Visine was placed.
The Visine eye looks a lot lighter.
The Visine makes my eyes cooler and more awake.
It made my eye clearer.
Take the Visine test and see for yourself.
Visine gets the red out of both your eyes.
It works.
Has inflation boxed you into an economy sedan?
How about a great classic convertible sports car at a once in a lifetime price?
Come in and make your best deal.
On top of that, you'll receive a $1,000 factory rebate on Triumph TR7,
$750 rebate on NGB,
and a $500 rebate on Triumph Spitfire.
It's our first all convertible, all-cash rebate.
But hurry, offer is for a limited time only.
Kathy Rigby for Stay Free MaxiPads.
Every performance, every exercise, every time, I try to give more than the time before.
And I choose Stay Free MaxiPads because they give me more.
More of what I want in feminine protection and comfort.
You see, Stay Free MaxiPads are beltless.
A wide adhesive strip holds them secure and they're full-size protection too.
Stay Free MaxiPads. There's a lot more to them than comfort.
The Apprenticeship of Dirty Krabbit, starring Richard Dreyfuss and Jack Wharton, will continue in a moment.
Monday, those girls from Texas are moving up any way they can.
The girls in the office.
Hello, Kat. We're gonna make a dry food just for you.
So tell us what you really crave.
Chicken? Uh-huh.
Crude? Uh-huh.
Oh, and milk.
Well, what if that food had more than just flavors, but the real protein-rich foods cats crave?
Would you like it?
Even crave it?
Then that's what we'll call it.
Crave.
From CalCan.
An energy message from Amaco.
This gasoline wasn't made from crude oil. It was made from rock, like this, oil shale.
Underneath this Amaco project in Colorado lie vast amounts of shale from which oil can be extracted.
It will be years before this shale can be converted into fuels on a large scale.
But this is just one of the ways Amaco is working to provide secure new supplies of energy in America.
America runs better on American oil.
The yogurt of France is called yoplait. Some Americans don't know about it yet.
But what happens when Americans get their first taste of yoplait?
They'll think it's different. It's creamy, smooth, all-natural yogurt with real fruit.
It's just amazing what happens when a real American gets a little taste of French culture.
C'est yogurt, yoplait. Fantastique. M'avigou. Sensational.
You'll play yogurt. Get a little taste of French culture.
Channel 9, KBTV, Denver.
We continue with the apprenticeship of Goody Krabitz.