The Blues Brothers, starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd, will return.
Will you kill me?
Sure.
What has Chevy Chase stumbled into now?
How about crooked cops?
Well, it'd be fledgling.
Shedley doggies.
Had barely dressed women.
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
For the first time on television, Chevy Chase.
Huh! Chevy Chase.
And Chevy Chase.
Rock your shorts and bend over.
It isn't funny as Chase ever.
Oops.
Fletch.
7 p.m. Monday.
Bill's Tours uses Texaco Super Unleaded.
Joe's Tour's Dustin.
I can't wait to see Mount Washington.
While Joe is knocking along, Bill's coming back.
My, that was a heavenly view.
Texaco Super Unleaded's higher octane blend helps eliminate knocking and restores lost power.
I can't wait to see Mount Washington.
And it's Pet Rock Stitchers and helps keep the power flowing.
I can't wait to...
Wait.
Up ahead, there's Texaco.
Star of the American Road.
They just have to be in the vicinity and it happens.
The soft drinks just...
disappear.
But now as your supply goes down,
come to 7-Eleven.
Where every day we have sales on some of your favorite soft drinks
that let you build a supply
almost as great as the demand.
7-Eleven where the good things come easy.
Uh, excuse me.
Six pack, 12 ounce cans of Coke, just a dollar sixty-nine.
The Colgate Plus toothbrush meets old Squarehead.
At first it was hard being the odd looking toothbrush,
but it's my dual bristle design and diamond shaped head
that helps me clean teeth and massage gums so well.
And so comfortably, no Squarehead could beat that.
So, my neighbor moved out and Peggy moved in.
Colgate Plus, the odd looking, super cleaning, comfy feeling toothbrush.
This is important.
Enjoy your favorite Star Trek of the Series.
Meet me at 6 on Colorado Starbase, Denver's 2.
Stand by for further orders.
I took my family to California on vacation.
I didn't need to carry a lot of cash
because I'd taken along my Citibank Visa.
Then in the middle of the trip, I lost it.
So I called the 800 number from Citibank.
I canceled his Citibank Visa
and immediately issued him a new one.
She got the new car to my hotel within 24 hours.
If it wasn't for Citibank,
the kids would have missed Disneyland.
Not just Visa, Citibank Visa.
Like a top-down neon driving,
like a Sugar Ray Express,
like made in the shade, like making the grade,
like the code of the old Wild West.
I'm an American original,
the first draft beer in a can
tap an ice cold booze
with a friend of yours.
Bro-refresh draft beer in bottles and cans.
That's been Coors for over 25 years.
Taste the original today.
Put a 12-ounce keg in your hand.
Lunch?
I grabbed a pizza.
Lunch?
I grabbed a burger.
The American Dietetic Association says
vegetables are an important part of a balanced diet.
Lunch?
I grabbed a hot dog.
No, vegetables have a VA.
When you can't get to eat vegetables, you can drink them.
One delicious glass of VA juice provides a serving of vegetables.
Thanks for putting me straight, Laura.
Drink VA.
Don't keep your diet straight.
Tomorrow night, Chevy Chase stars in Fletch.
Now, back to the Blues Brothers.
The Blues Brothers, starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd, will return.
So, you ready to have a good time tonight?
This is it, man.
I'm alright. I'm just hyperventilating.
It's a good one.
Even if this first joke bombs, you still gotta live.
This next guy I'm gonna bring up, it's his first time in the club tonight, Mr. John Campanaro.
This is as real as it gets.
Cold-filtered Miller Genuine draft.
It's as real as it gets.
Nissan hard-body trucks are put together the way truck people want a truck put together.
And now, Nissan has put something else together.
Hard-body trucks and cash.
For a limited time, you can get from $500 to $700 cash back from Nissan on hard-body trucks.
Two-wheel drives, four-wheel drives, long beds, king cabs, the works.
So, if you're looking for a tough truck, now's the time to get yourself a hard-body.
And a fistful of dollars.
For kids like Michael, most beds are either...
Too big.
Or...
Too little.
Or maybe just a bit...
Too hard.
At Big Sur Water Beds, we have super single-size beds just right for kids of all ages.
Choose from lots of different styles, including our new Coralette groups, which let you design your own kids' room.
Shop Big Sur for kids' beds that are... Just right.
Big Sur Water Beds, America's largest waterbed retailer.
For years, we had a love affair.
Then we found out the butter we loved had cholesterol.
But now hearts are soaring once again, as people are discovering the fresh butter taste of...
I can't believe it's not butter.
I can't believe it's not butter is the name of a new spread flavored with sweet cream buttermilk, so it really tastes like butter.
But without the cholesterol to spoil the romance, I can't believe it's not butter.
I never thought it could be this good again.
I can't believe it's not butter, the taste you love without the cholesterol.
Jack Tripper, ladies man, sensitive, smooth talking.
Talk to me, mama.
Please, gobbity.
By 30 weekdays.
In today's post, you'll find some pretty amazing things.
At least $500 in daily cash prizes.
A hot new dirt bike.
Your own personal hot tub.
Even new cars like a Cadillac, a Camaro, and 4x4s.
They're all prizes in the Denver Post quarter of a million dollar easy street sweepstakes.
Look for the ad and entry form in today's post.
You may even win the grand prize of a brand new Ryder home.
You'll find it all inside the Denver Post.
Harry, if you don't want to end up in court, you better send a child support.
I'm calling about your son Grover.
You better send money, his ski trip's over.
Send the money now, you dick.
Or we won't make our next gig.
To send someone money fast, come to Western Union.
We'll make sure it gets to any of our 10,000 locations usually in 15 minutes or less.
Cruisin'.
Western Union, the fastest way to send money.
Cleanser, leave a grip.
Say hello to the shaker.
New foam stick and span.
Leave the clean, not the cleanser.
Rinse the stick and span.
Shake it, shake it, and span.
80% of all lung cancer victims are smokers.
Stop smoking before it stops you.
A health tip brought to you by University Hospital.
Tomorrow's care, today.
Tomorrow night, Chevy Chase stars in Fletch.
Now, back to the Blues Brothers.
Go, go!
Your whites won't look yellow.
No, they won't look dull or mellow.
So bye-bye, dingies, don't worry about them.
New Tide with bleach can make all look new again.
Yeah, it whitens white as liquid bleach.
And great tide clean on colors, too.
Oh yeah, new Tide with bleach, the power's all brand new.
Whiter, whiter, cleaner, color so thin.
New Tide with bleach can make all look new again.
Share the warmth, share the glow.
There's no soup like Progresso.
Welcome home, say hello.
There's no soup like Progresso.
When you taste Progresso, you know it.
There's no soup quite like it.
Progresso has that sunny Italian flavor,
a special goodness all its own.
There's no soup like Progresso.
We ask some of the most famous chefs in Colorado
to share their cooking secrets.
Gas provides the even controllable heat you don't get with electricity.
In our business, we have to keep costs under control.
And gas costs less than electricity.
And I don't have to wait for the guests to heat up or cool down.
You don't have to be a professional chef to cook like one.
Modern pipe of a self-cleaning gas ranges give you the natural gas advantage.
See your appliance dealer today.
Tantalizing TV star seeks dazzling pop star
to spare me from the same old scene.
Must be dramatically different
and keep me in prime shape for our prime time together.
Meet the dazzling, dramatic taste
of diet doctor Pepper
throw your diet a curve, diet doctor Pepper.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Gonzo Gulpins, Gorilla Gardiners,
Goofball Gulpins, Great Falls of Fire.
It's Caddy Jack!
Hey, everybody! Let's all take a shower!
Rodney Dangerfield, Chevy Chase, and Bill Murray.
Hello, Mr. Goldberg.
The movie that put the whack into Wacko!
Caddy Jack!
Wacko Week continues 7 p.m. on Denver's 2 Wednesday.
This is KWGM-TV, Denver's great movie station.
Coming up on Channel 2 News, a high-speed chase raises some continuing questions about public safety.
Arapahoe County needs more park space, or does it?
And Mother's Day, number 104, for a special mom.
Those stories and more next on Channel 2 News.
We'll be right back.