The Blues Brothers, starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd, will return.
Will you kill me?
Sure.
What has Chevy Chase stumbled into now?
How about crooked cops?
Will it be fledgling?
Gently doggies?
And bare-dressed women?
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
For the first time on television, Chevy Chase.
Whew!
Chevy Chase.
And Chevy Chase.
Please, drop your shorts and bend over.
In his funniest chase ever.
Oops.
Fletch.
7 p.m. Monday.
Right now, the only thing that would taste better than a nice cold one is a cold-filtered one.
Yeah, if you want a beer whose real draft taste hasn't been changed by heat pasteurization, we've got it down cold.
Cold-filtered Miller Genuine Draft.
It's as real as it gets.
The human zooms.
Back and forth they go, trying to take just the pictures they want.
Now, Pentax puts an end to the human zoom by inventing the IQ zoom.
The world's only fully automatic camera with a built-in power zoom lens.
All you have to move is your thumb so you can get this, this, this, this, and this.
Put an end to the human zoom, get the Pentax IQ zoom, voted European Compact Camera of the Year.
Folks need a little help?
And how will you be paying for that?
American Express.
If you stop by our Minneapolis office tomorrow, you can pick up a new card.
I'm having some trouble checking into this hotel.
I can take care of it. Let me just talk to the hotel manager.
Thank you.
A friendly voice in the middle of the night. Membership has its privileges.
This is important.
Enjoy your favorite Star Trek of the series.
Meet me at 6 on Colorado's Starbase, Denver's Tomb.
Stand by for further orders.
Big cheeses have more cheeses. Big cheeses have more cheeses.
Big cheeses have more for you to love.
It's a triple taste treat that can't be beat.
Burger King introduces the Big Cheese.
Swiss, Jack, and American on a flame-broiled burger.
There's more for you to love.
Cause we do it like you do it at Burger King.
I love this old car of mine. That's why I changed the oil just like clockwork.
You need Walmart. Walmart has everything the Weekend Mechanic needs for less.
Like Havilland 10W40 motor oil. Just $2.93 a gallon.
And Fram oil filters. They're always a great buy at just $2.67.
There's no reason to ever pay too much for auto supplies.
When you can always find the top names for less at Walmart.
You want the best prices.
I found them.
You need Walmart.
That's the Walmart way.
Flip for the crisp of Chris Bich.
The crisp that will make you flip.
Corn on this side. Rice on the flip side. So crisp.
You're gonna flip for the crisp of Chris Bich.
You love the way corn crumbles and the way rice rumbles.
You see why the crispy taste is gonna make you fly.
When you flip, flip, flip, flip.
For the crisp of Chris Bich.
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If you're not a little nervous.
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Tomorrow night Chevy Chase stars in Fletch.
Now back to the Blues Brothers.
The Blues Brothers starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd will return.
The Blues Brothers.
Gonzo Golfers.
Gorilla Gardeners.
Goofball Golfers.
Great Balls of Fire.
It's Caddy Jack.
Hey everybody. Let's all take a shower.
Rodney Dangerfield.
Chevy Chase.
And Bill Murray.
Hello Mr. Golfer.
The movie that put the whack into Wacko.
Caddy Jack.
Wacko Week continues. 7pm on Denver's 2 Wednesday.
You gotta stop and taste the high life.
Take a hard earned break every now and again.
Stop and taste the high life.
Kick back and drink it in.
Spend some time just finding out.
What you're working for.
What it's all about.
Miller High Life. Brew to be smooth, never bitter.
Takes time to make, time to enjoy.
Stop and taste the high life.
Miller High Life.
Here's a double good, double nickel deal from Walgreens Photo Center.
Get a second set of 4 by 6 inch super size show prints for a nickel a print.
Including a free $1.99 value album.
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Pardon me but you look like a woman who is yearning to share her deepest emotions.
Primo's thoughts.
Jello pudding snack.
You know I admire a woman who has no need for artificial colors or flavors.
A woman who knows the only thing better than a snack with 70% skim milk
is sharing it with someone you love.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I know I admire a woman who has no need for artificial colors or flavors.
A woman who knows the only thing better than a snack with 70% skim milk
is sharing it with someone you love.
Pardon me.
New Jello pudding snacks.
Pretty smart for a kid.
From the Channel 2 Newsroom.
This is a Channel 2 News Brief.
Good evening, I'm Dave Young.
In the spotlight once again tonight,
will there ever be a metro-wide police chase policy?
That question arises in light of last night's chase of a motorhome
that reached speeds of more than 80 miles an hour
and a second chase tonight just a few hours ago.
Is there a need for more recreation area in Arapahoe County?
A proposed regional park is up for debate this week
as a panel takes public input on what Arapahoe residents would like to see.
We'll tell you why.
And we'll have more in just a moment.
Your car pulls to the one side.
Let Midas check your alignment.
You see, we're serious about safety.
Nobody beats Midas.
Nobody.
She's a mom who had a special reason to celebrate today.
Daisy Lovejoy had her birthday on Mother's Day
and her grandchildren and great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren
helped her have a good time.
We'll take you to her 104th.
Weather-wise, it looks like we might be in for a very nice week.
We'll hear from Karen Merritt on what to expect.
So join us for all today's news, weather and sports, a little later tonight at 930,
right after the movie.
Your whites won't look yellow. No, they won't look dull or mellow. So bye-bye, Tinchies, don't worry about them. New Tide with bleach can make all look new again. Yeah, it whitens white as liquid bleach and great tides clean on colors too. Oh yeah, new Tide with bleach, the power's all brand new.
While the whites and cleaner colors so thin, new Tide with bleach can make all look new again.
When the burning, itching and soreness of hemorrhoids flare up, Tuck's medicated pads give you soothing, cooling relief on contact.
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It's out there again, waiting. Allergy season, but allergies don't have to be a big problem. Not the fast-acting Benadryl, the most prescribed allergy medication ever.
It takes some pretty strong language to describe 7C's Viva Italian dressing.
7C's oil is actually pre-seasoned with exotic spices, then re-seasoned for a bolder, livelier taste. So if 7C's Viva Italian sounds bolder than other dressings, that's because it is.
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Tomorrow night, Chevy Chase stars in Fletch.
Now, back to the Blues Brothers.
The Blues Brothers, starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd, will return.
On Magnum.
I'm not gonna let you stay here alone.
Then stay with me.
Thomas is involved in the affair of his life.
You're falling in love.
I just met her.
This lady can be fatal.
And his client isn't telling the whole truth.
I'm telling you, our pal is in trouble.
It's an encounter you'll never forget.
Mondays at Magnum. She's in danger.
On Magnum. 10.30 on Denver's 2, Monday.
Right now, the only thing that would taste better than a nice, cold one is a cold, filtered one.
In our genuine draft.
Hot, isn't it?
Yeah, if you want a beer whose real draft taste hasn't been changed by heat pasteurization, we've got it down cold.
Cold, filtered Miller genuine draft.
It's as real as it gets.
Knocking.
And pinging.
It can bring out the animal in anyone.
So we developed high-octane Chevron Supreme.
And added the cleansing power of Tecfru.
Now you'll be free to go without a moment's hesitation.
Chevron. We fuel your freedom.
Citibank has this 800 number you can call?
Well, I couldn't believe it when they called me.
I noticed unusually heavy activity on her Citibank MasterCard.
I suspected someone got one of her carbons and was charging on her card fraudulently.
He told me I wasn't responsible for those charges.
While he was talking, I thought, am I glad my MasterCard is with Citibank?
With any other bank, chances are I'd be the one doing the talking.
Not just MasterCard. Citibank MasterCard.
Jack Tripper, ladies man, sensitive, smooth talking.
Talk to me, mama.
Please, company. Five thirty weekdays.
As natural as the great outdoors, the delicious new picante sauce from Old El Paso,
with a fresh taste that really freshens up the flavor of all kinds of fun foods.
The new all-natural picante sauce from Old El Paso. As natural as the great outdoors.
We're lucky it was only his arm this time. It's amazing kids survive, especially mine.
At least HMO Colorado pays for all this.
It's nice to have health coverage that hardly costs anything out of our pocket.
He's a pretty brave trooper.
Isn't he? Brave, but not too smart.
Mom.
HMO Colorado covers your family's health with very little out of your pocket.
From Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Colorado. When you need quality HMO coverage, we'll be there.
Today, leading health authorities, including cancer research specialists,
urge us to eat foods rich in beta-carotene. Foods like broccoli, spinach, kale.
Today, our scientists have added beta-carotene to a new, more complete centrum formula.
New centrum with more vitamins, including beta-carotene and minerals.
More complete than any leading brand. So please eat your vegetables.
And to help support your daily diet, add new centrum. More complete from A to zinc.
I just bought it. It's got everything. Except the tape deck.
You need Walmart. Add a great sounding Pioneer AMFM cassette stereo with auto-reverse.
Just $277.94 every day. Pioneer three-way speakers to go with it.
Only $99.87 a pair. Count on Walmart's automotive department to have all the brand names you want.
Like Armorall, at great everyday prices you can't find anywhere else.
You want the best price. I've gotta have it. You need Walmart.
That's the Walmart Play.
Tomorrow night, Chevy Chase stars in Fletch.
Now, back to the Blues Brothers.