WWE shop.
Dr. Muto is here.
The genius morgues.
Disturbing characters.
Weird gadgets.
And far-off worlds.
Rated Teen.
Before the mansion.
Before the disaster.
Evil is born.
The beginning of the nightmare.
Resident Evil Zero.
Exclusively for Nintendo GameCube.
Rated M for Mature.
They built an empire based on loyalty.
All this right here is family.
This Friday.
I got this investment opportunity.
There's this white guy.
The hottest cat on Wall Street.
I didn't know you could bring it to me on cash.
If you cross one of them.
Hey, Vince, he took the money.
You cross them all.
You saying Jack did this to you?
Who came in our face?
I gotta call the war man.
Go back to your get-up.
Empire. Rated R.
At theaters Friday.
Friday, December 14th, you know you can't be silent.
Oh, this is bad.
Sly Cooper. He's one cunning, devious, devious racoonist.
Rated E for everyone.
So brutal.
So evil.
So deadly.
Welcome at Deadly Plyance.
Rated Mature.
Hello?
Hey, it's your dad.
I'm at the electronics store and I think I made a big mistake.
You're kidding.
I was already here.
PCs were right there. It looks so easy.
But if I don't get some help.
Dad.
I should have just listened to you.
They don't even have what I'm looking for.
Dad, I told you.
For your perfect PC, just call Dell and they'll help you.
Throw away.
It's up to you, BJ.
Right.
You deal with your pivots.
How's this?
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Goldfinger.
Tomorrow at 9.
Only on the new TNN.
You think you can mess with Brock Lesnar?
I don't think so.
Go ahead and run.
I will find you.
F5.
Smackdown.
Shut your mouth.
Smackdown, shut your mouth.
Rated T.
For every good in the universe,
he says he's a mirror for me.
There is an evil.
I must deactivate you.
Why?
Because you are dangerous.
And the only way to conquer it,
Resistance is futile.
is to face it.
I'm a mirror for you as well.
Don't be so vain.
On December 13,
a generation's final journey begins.
Star Trek Nemesis.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, December 13.
The most powerful game system has the best holiday offer.
Now get an Xbox, Sega GT, and Jet Set Radio Future for $199.99.
Two free games, $100 value, and an Xbox.
All for just $199.99.
Rated E to T.
For a great deal this holiday,
there's no power greater than X.
Product range from Rated T.
Tonight at 8 on Animal Planet.
Ah!
When Animal Planet's wildlife expert,
Jeff Corwin, works with the world's most exotic animals...
Watching you, sloppy.
Things don't always go as planned.
That feels good.
Please don't bite me.
Animal Planet's caught Jeff Corwin in the act.
A seriously funny special with Jeff Corwin's best bloopers and outtakes.
Tonight at 8 only on Animal Planet.
Direct TV, Channel 282.
Is it 5 16ths or 9 30 seconds?
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He revolutionized the world of wrestling.
Starring in a new genre of entertainment embraced by millions around the globe.
While leaving a legacy etched in the annals of time.
Read the story of the red and yellow warrior through his own eyes.
From a little fat kid named Terry Bollea.
To the larger than life superhero that revolutionized sports entertainment.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
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My name's Jack.
Dead to rights, rated M for mature.
You couldn't catch a cold.
You couldn't catch a cold.
It's go time.
Yo, I'm bad.
Get out my house.
How do you like me, man?
Back to the road.
Zips his pants over the metal.
Your defense is offensive.
Your defense is offensive.
What a dork.
NFL 3 to 2003.
Online football is no power greater than X rated E for everyone.
Today's engine works hard.
It needs Castrol GTX.
Engineered for the best protection against viscosity and thermal breakdown of any leading order.
Castrol GTX.
Put it in.
Far as neither rates and knives.
Not to mention troubles with sparks and bubbles.
Chickens on the run.
Frozen in their tracks.
Hold that purple dragon, don't come back.
Don't come back.
Pack up the sheep and close the barn door.
He ain't just a fire hazard anymore.
Rating N for it.
Pack up the sheep and close the barn door.
He ain't just a fire hazard anymore.
The hero.
The adventure.
Spider-Man.
The DVD.
With Spider-Rhythmic X-Force.
Spider-Man.
The number one movie of the year catches you in its web.
Now on DVD and video.
Rated PG-13.
This just in from Greyhound.
You want low fares, Greyhound is there.
No, we're not nuts from 15 bucks.
That's right, Greyhound has fares starting at $15 to hundreds of places this holiday season.
So go Greyhound.
And leave the driving to us.
Who are you doing that?
Oh, come on.
Unreal Championship, rated N for sure.
Go online with Xbox Live and take on the world.
He was a magical boy who had the power to get any woman he wants.
Have you ever heard of knocking man?
Now Austin's back and sexier than ever.
I am a sexy beast.
And he's about to discover.
Dad!
It runs in the family.
I thought you were being tortured.
Well, there was some talk about time here.
The biggest comedy of the year.
Austin Powers in Goldmember.
I swear to God that never happens.
Available December 3rd on VHS and Infinifilm DVD.
Before the mansion, before the disaster, evil is born.
The beginning of the nightmare.
Resident Evil Zero, exclusively for Nintendo GameCube, rated N for mature.
Oh, this is bad.
Sly Cooper, he's one cunning, devious, devious racoonist, rated E for everyone.
They built an empire based on loyalty.
All this right here is family.
This Friday.
I got this investment opportunity.
There's this white guy, the hottest cat on Wall Street.
I didn't know you could bring it to me on cash.
If you cross one of them.
Hey, Fag, he took the money.
You cross them all.
You saying Jack did this to you?
Who came in our face?
I got him called a war man.
I'm gonna live forever, I'm never gonna die.
Only thing I fear is that I'm never gonna fly.
Carry me home, baby.
Go back to your get out.
Empire, rated R at theaters Friday.
Dr. Muto is here.
New genius morms, disturbing characters, weird gadgets, and far-off worlds, rated T.
Feast your eyes on the new fajita grilled stuffed burrito from Taco Bell.
Sizzling strips of marinated steak and grilled veggies.
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Ooh, fajitas.
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Taste the new fajita grilled stuffed burrito and think outside the bun.
Hello?
Hey, it's your dad.
I'm at the electronics store and I think I made a big mistake.
You're kidding.
I was already here.
PCs were right there, it looks so easy.
But if I don't get some help, Dad, I should have just listened to you.
They don't even have what I'm looking for.
Dad, I told you, for your perfect PC just call Dell and they'll help you get the PC you need at a great price.
It's easy.
I don't need a candy cane.
Hold on, I'll get you some help.
That's my father, you're pretty much his only hope.
Thank you for calling Dell, Mr. Sabian.
I'm on the phone.
Ow.
Stop it.
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Could you get me a Dell?
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One week from Saturday, we come to Fort Myers.
There's nothing like World Wrestling Entertainment live.
This guy fell to his death wearing prescription eyeglasses.
Jumpers take their glasses off.
The new TNN's got television's number one show.
So what are you waiting for?
What?
The first season of CSI.
Coming up next, only on the new TNN.
Exterminating evil gives you strength.
But are you strong enough to face your greatest fear?
Metroid Fusion, only on Game Boy Advance.
Rated E for everyone.
Sorry about that.
Hey, if you're going to make a collect call, be sure to download on the Senate 1-800-CALL-ATT.
Show them, gang.
Free for you and cheap for them.
Watch this.
Later!
Save on every call.
Download 1-800-CALL-ATT for collect calls.
Who are you doing that?
Oh, come on.
Unreal Championship.
Rated M for mature.
Go online with Xbox Live and take on the world.
For every force in the universe, there is an opposite.
For every good, evil, you're dangerous.
I must deactivate you.
And the only way to stop it is to face it.
It's about destiny and conquests.
It's going off to Earth.
Kill everything on that ship.
Star Trek Nemesis.
Rated BG-13.
Confirmed.
Starts Friday, December 13th.
Rated Mature.
Red Faction 2.
Grant City. Hardest place on Earth.
And lately, I've been on its bad side.
And it's only gonna get worse.
At some point, a man's gotta stand for something.
Guess I'll stand for myself.
Dead to rights.
Rated M for mature.
And now, the WWE Boot of the Week brought to you by Lugs.
Get ready to take over the streets and break it down Lug style.
Smooth moves, sleek new shoes, all with Lugs attitude.
The streets are ours. Lugs.