Good eye.
The Russia House will continue on TBS.
Hello, Dave.
Hello, Ed.
Back so soon?
I hear Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is back.
But, try this.
Not bad.
Now try this.
Wendy's Spicy Chicken is a whole breast fillet seasoned with Dave's own brand of pepper and spices for a very spicy sandwich.
Too bad it's not around all the time.
Didn't I tell you? People like it so much, it's on the menu four times.
Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich. Now you can get it whenever you want it.
I'll be back.
And I'll be waiting.
They say Gateway 2000 changed how the world buys computers.
Factory direct over the phone.
Now we bring you Destination.
It's a big screen PC.
This is cool.
It is a TV-air computer.
It's huge.
Oh my gosh.
You're gonna want one of these, you know.
Where does it come out?
South Dakota.
Gateway computers feature the Intel Pentium processor.
To find out more about Destination or other PCs, call 1-800-GATEWAY.
You've got a friend in the business.
Friday night on Larry King Live.
Juggling the kids in a career can be tough, so we present a Mother's Day salute.
With Jane Seymour, Mary Hart and other hard-working moms.
Friday night, 9 Eastern on CNN.
Send your package in two days with FedEx and people are impressed.
Cost, about $12.
Send your package in two days with UPS and people are impressed.
Cost, about $6.
Send your package in two to three days with priority mail from the U.S. Postal Service
and people are impressed.
Cost exactly $3.
So, 12, 6, 3, what's your priority?
Priority mail.
12, 6, 3, what's your priority?
Priority mail from the U.S. Postal Service.
Johnson, Kingdome, Jonah Kersy, Torrance.
They'll all be there to compete when the new Olympic Stadium is unveiled to the world.
The Atlanta Grand Prix.
Catch the action Saturday, May 18th at 1, only on TNT.
Teacher, nurse, referee, where did mom get this strength?
NFTD and Alstomaria means strength.
She was always there to bait a hook or kiss away a tear.
A rose means love.
Was she born wise or was she flying by the seat of her pants?
And an orchid means wisdom.
This Mother's Day, only the loving thoughts bouquet from an FTD florist says it all in
the language of the heart.
See your FTD florist or call 1-800-SEND-FTD.
I wasn't satisfied with my headache medicine and then my doctor told me about a rudis.
Now in non-prescription strength, a rudis KP.
Just 25 milligrams is as effective as 400 of Motrin IB.
440 of Alee for 1,000 of Tylenol.
A rudis KT.
Sandy had an awful allergy attack so we went to her pediatrician.
She said Dimetapp Elixir.
It gives the relief she needs and has the great taste she loves.
No wonder pediatricians recommend Dimetapp 3 to 1 over Benadryl.
Doctors say Dimetapp for good reason.
Billy, what's wrong?
I can't get this math.
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Thursday Night Heroes continues with Sean Connery in Shalako.
Next on TBS.
Now back to the Russia House on TBS.
The Russia House will continue on TBS.
Sunday on TBS.
The Forbidden African Desert.
Follow the Cousteau Expedition through Namibia in search of Diamonds of the Desert.
A Cousteau special.
Sunday night, 10 Eastern.
Turn to TBS.
You really want a cellular phone.
But you're afraid of the service plans, activations, the true costs.
So you go back and forth.
And back and forth again.
Don't do that.
Come into Radio Shack.
We'll patiently explain everything you need to know about going cellular.
Then we can even sign you up.
You'll see that not only are cellular phones nothing to be afraid of,
they're actually quite friendly.
Radio Shack.
You've got questions, we've got answers.
There's a hostage situation on Alcatraz.
On June 7th, you refuse payment, I launch the gas.
How hard does chemicals be on anything you can imagine?
Alcatraz is on the rock.
You broke out.
Yes, successfully.
Is back in business.
Welcome to the Rock.
Of Don Simpson and Jeff Pruckheimer, the producers of Top Gun and Crimson Tide.
Are you enjoying this?
Sean Connery, Nicholas Cage, Ed Harris.
The Rock.
Directed by Michael Bay.
Rated R.
Mortgage payments, college tuition, career choices.
People can get so lost in their day-to-day concerns that they simply avoid planning for their retirement.
Unfortunately, that's life.
New York Life has all kinds of life insurance policies to help make sure you enjoy your retirement.
We can even help you catch up if you started planning late.
That's New York Life, the company you keep.
Allergies became a problem? I thought a prescription was the answer.
Instead, my allergist recommends Dymatap.
Said an allergy study showed its antihistamine is even more effective than selenium.
A leading prescription. Ask your doctor.
Doctors say Dymatap for good reason.
You should come work out with us guys.
I'd love to work out with you guys, Barbara.
Because you know, I really miss the extra energy I get after a good workout, but I just don't have the time to get to the gym anymore.
Let alone do separate toning and aerobic workouts.
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Now there's a hearing aid for Miracle Ear, so advanced it's virtually invisible.
Now you see it?
Now you don't.
It's the Mirage hearing aid for Miracle Ear.
Call now.
We'll send you these free booklets that tell you how the virtually invisible Mirage may help you hear better.
If you call 1-800-581-5577 right now, we'll also send you this free videotape, Hearing Loss & You.
It'll show you the most common causes and solutions for hearing loss,
and we'll include the free booklets about the Mirage hearing aid for Miracle Ear.
You see, Mirage is our most advanced hearing aid that fits completely into the ear canal.
It's not only small, it's virtually invisible.
Call Miracle Ear at 1-800-581-5577.
We'll send you important new information about hearing loss and the virtually invisible Mirage.
It's amazing. I know he's wearing it, but I can't see it.
So call Miracle Ear at 1-800-581-5577.
Call now.
Now, back to the Russia House on TDS.
This presentation is brought to you by FTD.
This Mother's Day, call 1-800-SEND-FTD and speak the language of the heart.
Teacher, nurse, referee, where did Mom get this strength?
At FTD, an Alstomarian means strength.
She was always there to bait a hook or kiss away a tear.
A rose means love.
Was she born wise, or was she flying by the seat of her pants?
And an orchid means wisdom.
This Mother's Day, only the loving thoughts bouquet from an FTD florist says it all in the language of the heart.
See your FTD florist or call 1-800-SEND-FTD.
You're at the party. You got a cold beer and a brand new shirt.
You're a tiger. Then...
Whoa! Bitter beer face!
Don't be a victim of bitter beer.
Drink Keystone.
America's least bitter beer is extra smooth, so there's never a bad taste, never a bitter face.
Pack your bags. We sail tonight.
Stop making faces. Drink Keystone.
When my allergies became a problem, I thought a prescription was the answer.
I went to an allergist. Instead, he recommends Dymatap Extend Taps.
I was amazed. It said an allergy study showed its antihistamine is even more effective than Selvain, a leading prescription.
Ask your doctor. Dymatap relieved my sneezing, runny nose, and didn't make me as drowsy as Benadryl.
It really works.
Doctors say Dymatap for good reason.
And for allergies with sinus pain, try Dymatap Allergy Sinus.
Thursday Night Heroes continues with Sean Connery in Shalako, next on TBS.
Hello, Dave. Hello, Red. Next so soon?
I hear Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is back.
But try this.
Not bad. Now try this.
Wendy's Spicy Chicken is a whole breast fillet seasoned with Dave's own blend of pepper and spices for a very spicy sandwich.
Too bad it's not around all the time.
Didn't I tell you? People like it so much, it's on the menu full time.
Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich. Now you can get it whenever you want it.
I'll be back.
And I'll be with you.
Hey, is that what I think it is?
Yeah, it's my new Wagner Power Painter.
Can you edge with it?
Yeah, you can edge like this or adjust it to control the paint up close.
And when I'm done, I'm gonna switch nozzles and stain my deck.
Do a lot of other jobs I've been meaning to do.
Well, does it clean up easy?
Yeah, it's quicker than you think.
Why am I painting this by hand?
Good question. Get a Wagner.
You want them? TBS has them. Movies for guys who like movies. This Sunday, Ackroyd and Belushi.
Neighbors. Movies for guys who like movies. 7 Eastern Sunday night. Only on TBS.
Nobody knows the value of protection better than a quarterback. So take it from me.
Your car needs protection from the sun. So don't just use any old stuff on the vinyl and rubber.
Shine and protect them with Armor All Protective. Test-Prove Armor All blocks up to four times more of the sun's damaging UV rays than the number two brand.
Shine's good, but it's not protection.
Let's face it, my head shines, but I still wouldn't play without my helmet.
So don't just shine your car. Armor it with Armor All.
I'm ready to paint the whole house.
Blue Saturday. Sears has every gallon of paint on sale. All the best brands. Easy Living, Weather Beater, and Dutch Boy.
One Coke. Done.
For the best finish, the best place to start is Sears and Sears Hardware Stores.
I'm ready to paint the whole neighborhood.
This Friday night on Dinner in a Movie. Don't miss the Blues Brothers.
And find out how to make their funky chicken with Paul and Annabelle.
Four fried chickens and some dry white toast.
Dinner in a Movie. 1030 Eastern this Friday. Only on TBS.
Now back to the Russia House on TBS.