Twice will continue on TBS.
TBS Thursday Night Heroes and Keystone Lite bring you tonight's bitter moment.
Sean Connery.
Are you happy with him?
Do you like him?
Does he make you laugh?
He won the Mathematics Olympiad.
He was extremely brilliant.
Naturally, if you are not so intelligent, you'll be jealous.
This Bitter Moment brought to you by TBS and Keystone Lite.
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Coming up, Sean Connery in the Russia house as Thursday Night Heroes continues on TBS.
You're waiting for your blind date.
You're scanning the room.
You've got minty fresh breath and you're oozing chyme.
Then it hits you.
Larry?
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Sunday on CNN Presents.
The heartrending story of three couples, each desperately seeking a child to call their own.
You almost feel like they're going to the highest bidder.
Prepared to face the endless red tape and legal nightmares of adoption.
That nobody wants this little boy.
That was heartbreaking for me and that's when I finally lost it.
Would-be parents out to win the baby chase.
On the next CNN Presents, Sunday, 9 Eastern.
Just think, a whole week at the lake.
And it's allergy season.
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Spring in the air.
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We didn't put Dodge Intrepid's windshield in the usual place.
We moved it forward and down to enhance visibility and aerodynamics.
The wheels were moved toward the corners to make it more stable.
And now many features that were options are standard.
So even though Intrepid has air, speed control, power windows and more.
The price isn't where you'd expect to find it either.
It's lower.
Dodge Intrepid.
This changes everything.
Hollywood Pictures presents Leslie Nielsen as a secret agent with a license to spill.
He's going into the line of fire.
In the year's biggest cliffhanger.
When the mission's this impossible, only one man's up to speed.
Next stop, Marrows.
I think.
Spy Hearts.
Ready, PG-13.
Starts Friday, May 24th.
They say Gateway 2000 changed how the world buys computers.
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It's a big screen PC.
This is cool.
It is TV-Erica, dude.
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You've got a friend in the business.
My customers like to shop in my store.
Because I know money's very important to people.
I have a lot of customers now watching the prices to see if we actually are the low price leader.
And they want a good value.
And I'm pretty sure that they go to our competitors and check it out.
We do have the lowest prices.
They check the beans.
They check the cereals.
They trust me to give them good value.
They do come through my line and say that we are, you know, basically the low price leaders.
We're not going to be beat on prices.
We're gonna have the lowest prices.
Every day.
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I'm ready to paint the whole house.
Blue Saturday.
Sears has every gallon of paint on sale.
All the best brands.
Easy Living, Weather Beater, and Dutch Boy.
One Coke.
Done.
For the best finish, the best place to start is Sears and Sears Hardware Stores.
I'm ready to paint the whole neighborhood.
Now back to You Only Live Twice on TBS.
You Only Live Twice will continue on TBS.
Sunday on TBS.
The Forbidden African Desert.
Follow the Cousteau Expedition through Namibia in search of Diamonds of the Desert.
A Cousteau Special.
Sunday night, 10 Eastern.
Turn to TBS.
Most days, this is where you'll find Dodge engineers.
The best time to get your hands on the best parts of the world.
This is where you'll find Dodge engineers.
Turning ideas into trucks that break rules.
Mini vans that set standards.
And cars that change everything.
But while working in here makes some great engineers.
It's playing out here that makes the Dodge engineers.
The New Dodge.
K-The Guy!
He'll juice you up.
You might want to put on a bathing suit because you'll be channel surfing in no time.
He'll track you down.
Hey, buddy!
He shows up wherever I go. He won't leave me alone.
On June 14th.
Once you're hooked.
He's gonna need some teeth love.
You're his.
Don't do that! You're gonna get me too!
Oh, Billy!
Jim Carrey.
Matthew Broderick.
The Cable Guy.
I'm just messing with you.
Rated PG-13.
At theaters Friday, June 14th.
Pizza Hut.
Your triple deckeroni pizza.
Maybe.
Wow!
What a pizza!
New Pizza Hut Triple Deckeroni Pizza.
90 pepperoni pieces, 6 cheeses, 2 crusts, 1 Horatious taste.
A sparkling ship on crystal waters is coming.
Absolutely gorgeous. It was so much fun.
The perfect lobster is coming.
Our readers, they would do anything for us.
Perfection is coming.
A gift from the captain.
Memories are coming.
3 or 4 days in Royal Caribbean's Baja are coming.
You've got some Royal Caribbean coming.
Royal Studios Florida.
Sherwin-Williams.
Where to get it.
Hey, honey. I see you looking at me.
Do you think this new coat of paint is me?
Steel tanks, fake wear, and huge wicker baskets.
Pretty please. You'll be the first place.
I'll always try, cause power gear now has a softer side.
Come see the softer side of Sears.
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Now, back to you only live twice on TBS.
Come on.
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Excuse me. Yes. Would your customers be interested in salon quality products at a fraction of the price?
I don't think so.
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I'm ready to paint the whole house.
Blue Saturday. Sears has every gallon of paid on sale.
All the best brands. Easy Living, Weather Beater, and Dutch Boy.
One coat. Done.
For the best finish, the best place to start is Sears and Sears hardware stores.
I'm ready to paint the whole neighborhood.
You're on the TBS NASCAR circuit with Brooks and Dunn.
So Bill, these babies are the latest rage, aren't they?
Man, you bet.
You know, we call them Cowboy Cadillacs and you guys take them and strap 625 horses under the hood.
It makes for one heck of another rodeo, don't it?
Sure does.
I mean, the folks at Homemaster, what's different about this truck than the one they drive? What are you going to tell them?
Man, I tell them these trucks haul blood.
The Nelson Truck Equipment 200, Saturday at 3.35 Eastern.
Turn to TBS.
And don't forget to pick up the new Brooks and Dunn CD, Borderline.
They say, surround yourself with Earth's forms and you'll find tranquility.
In the presence of power, you'll achieve peace of mind.
Remove yourself from chaos and you'll experience rejuvenation.
Hence, our newest addition, Wide Open Spaces.
Introducing the longer, roomier, Jaguar Vanden Pla.
And it all started over there.
When I was growing up, my dad used to barbecue steak every weekend.
My dad had the grill.
I wanted to enter the cook-off and they said I couldn't. No women were allowed.
I've always barbecued. I love to barbecue. And they go, no, you can't.
That's me. That's my grandpa.
I got in the contest. I won first place.
I love the smell. To me, it's like, I just do. I love it.
Oh, I would love to find one of those. That would be marvelous.
I...
Oh, my God.
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This Friday night on Dinner in a Movie, don't miss the Blues Brothers and find out how to make their funky chicken with Paul and Annabelle.
Four fried chickens.
And some dry weight toast, please.
Dinner in a Movie, 10.30 Eastern this Friday, only on TBS.
Now, back to You Only Live Twice on TBS.
Dr. Burch, telephone, please.
Hi.
Are you okay?
I'm fine. Relax.
It's not broken. The doctor said I was pretty lucky.
Does it hurt? What did they give you?
Tylenol, extra strength.
Really?
Yeah.
With everything they have here?
The Tylenol is working great. Let's go home.
In hospitals, emergency medicine doctors recommend Tylenol the most.
You sure you're okay?
I'll be fine. But we should talk about the car.
We just followed the, I'm sure we're...
You're lost, aren't you?
We're, we're lost.
Do you have any idea where we're going?
Yeah, we're right, right...
It wasn't a highway, it was a ketchup stain.
Where are more and more people taking their rugged off-road vehicles these days?
This is looking real good. We're here.
The Audi A6 Quattro.
With Quattro all-wheel drive and all the comforts of a German luxury car,
it's where more and more 4x4 owners are heading every day.
Hey, honey, I see you looking at me.
Do you think this new coat of paint is mean?
Steel tanks, big wear, and huge wicker baskets, pretty please.
You'll be the first place.
I'll always try the power gear.
Now has a softer side.
Come see the softer side of Sears.
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You can go court-side with TMT or TVS, home of the NBA playoffs.
Then watch for Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, coming May 22nd.