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A cheese riddle.
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The work.
The sweat.
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For them, it's a lifetime.
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We now return to Apache Uprising, starring Rory Calhoun.
Today's Western Apache Uprising will continue in a moment.
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And now back to Apache Uprising on USA's Western Week.
Western Week will continue in a moment.
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A cheese riddle.
Excuse me, Giorgio, what do you get when you add mozzarella to an ordinary tomato?
Something to sing about.
That's right.
Cheese makes it taste better.
So don't forget the cheese.
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The desire to be first, the need to win.
It began with America's first Olympic team.
Let the games begin.
It continues to be the symbol of dreams.
After all the world was fashioned by dreamers.
Experience the dream of champions.
Angela Lansbury, David Arden Steyer.
The first Olympics, Athens 1896.
A USA premiere event, Sunday at one noon central.
We now return to Apache Uprising starring DeForest Kelly.
Today's Western Apache Uprising will continue in a moment.
In the flamboyant world of rock and roll, Robert Palmer stands out as the epitome of
sophisticated European style.
His hallmark is the streamlined Italian suit paired with a tapered shirt and tie.
Palmer has a keen sense of color and a talent for combining separates in ways that convey
a relaxed attitude and suave manner as appealing and distinctive as his music.
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Apache Uprising now continues on USA's Western Week.