["Wild World Theme Song"] I'm a real wild world, wild world Gonna need all my friends, wanna have a single ball Gonna get a whole lot of wild world When it comes to clean, fresh taste, it won't fill you up and never let you down Last stop, Southport ["Wild World Theme Song"] But life delivers I'm a wild one By the time Dad was finished talking, I was scared to death of buying a car. I know how these people operate, he goes. So when Dad announced he was coming along, I didn't stop him. Pretty soon, I even thought he really knew what he was talking about. Scary, huh? Then I had this idea. Dad goes, let me do the talking. But at Saturn, there were no hassles, even over the price. The thing about Dad is, he likes to feel useful, and that's cool. We need a break. We need a break. A McDonald's break. Yeah, a Big Mac. Fries. Yeah, large fries. An ice cold medium coke classic. Oh, gimme a break. Everything, all of it, right now, just $2.99. $2.99 for all that? Are we getting a break? Yes. I get a Big Mac sandwich, large fries, and a medium coke, all for just $2.99? That's incredible. Extra value meal. What you want is what you get at McDonald's today. Eventually, they would probably have closed the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. But for us, eventually, it was too late. Oh, baby, come on. Let me show you where it's at. Whoa, whoa, whoa, let me show you where it's at. Come on, Miller Lite, I like it like that. Come on! While styles change and rearrange, Miller Lite is brewed from the start to be the one great-tasting beer that's less filling. It's everything you want a beer to be. Then, now, and forever. Come on. She's a blue-eyed blonde with a black Cadillac, deep-dish chrome, and her hair tied back. On the seat next to her is the Taco Bell sack, burritos from Taco Bell. Combo burritos with beans and beef, onion dress sauce and cheddar cheese. Delicious chilitos with chili and cheddar bean burritos, but she's never tasted better. A bright red sweater and a smile on her face, her eyes light up with every taste. Burritos from Taco Bell, round for border. You're looking at something you haven't seen much this political season. Everyone on this list has something nice to say about a candidate. His name's Ted Kulingosky. They've praised his impatience with crime, his legal skills, and nonpartisan approach. They've said he's tough, fair, smart, hardworking, committed to putting consequences back in our criminal justice system. Ted Kulingosky. Finally, someone to vote for. I'm Craig Berkman, chairman of the Oregon Republican Party, and I'd like to get something off my chest about Measure 9. It's just plain wrong, and I'll tell you why. Every time we pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States, we're saying we have the courage to stand up to anyone who singles out any group for special treatment or for lousy treatment, whether it comes from the Bible or the Bill of Rights. It's a principle so important, Americans have given their lives to preserve it. That's why we all have to vote no on 9. Oh, baby, don't you weep if I could Nothing you've ever seen can prepare you for what's coming. Dracula! Bram Stoker's Dracula. A Francis Ford Coppola film, rated R, at theaters Friday the 13th of November. Castrol GTX is the only leading motor oil that meets the world's toughest requirements for viscosity breakdown in every grade. This is the only way to get that kind of performance from any other leading brand. Castrol GTX, engineered for today's smaller cars. With the widest dynamic range of any high-vias tape, it's no wonder TDK is the tape Rock sticks to better. TDK, as serious as you can get. In G.I. Joe's Dollar-a-Day Sale. Whoop-de-doo, as if you really cared what it was called. All that counts is what's on sale, right? Well, here it is. Winter jackets, it is $29 each, an array of 2010 products, a buck apiece, and high-tech man's teacon hikers, only $29 a pair. Notice, all the prices have two things in common. No unruly change to deal with. Easy to calculate. In fact, they should call it G.I. Joe's No-Scent Sale from November 1st through November 7th. But hurry, because that's only eight... seven days long. Low price week at Smith's Home Burnishings means 10 to 50% off on thousands of items store-wide. That means low prices on furniture. Low prices on appliances. Low prices on mattresses. Low prices on computers. Low prices on Oriental rugs. Low prices on audio. Low prices on electronics. Plus no down payment, monthly payments, or interest for an entire year. So shop and save 10 to 50% store-wide. During low price week at Smith's Home Burnishings. The King Before I take yours away... The Oilers. The Steelers. A battle for AFC Central Supremacy Sunday. Now, here I'm Ralph Roe. Avoid election at gridlock. Portland, would you please watch the Wednesday election coverage? You will not regret it. Elizabeth First She's running to change the way Congress does business. She's Elizabeth First, and this is where she stands. First wants new priorities in federal policies. She wants a 50% reduction in military spending with one half going to reduce the deficit. First wants to bring our tax dollars home, for education, health care, to create jobs and put us back to work. And Elizabeth First supports a woman's right to choose. There was only one choice this year. Elizabeth First for Congress. For us. Ainge and Abdel Nabi on Life After Blazers, Wednesday at 6.30.