Oh, all this league. Every bracelet, every earring, every chain, and more.
Gold, rich, classic gold. All my favorites. All at 50% off from the Carolina's leading jeweler.
When Brendos has a gold sale, you know it's the real thing.
Better hurry into Brendos for all the ideas you want.
Hey, boss.
Bob?
Gentlemen, Frankie.
Hi, fellas.
Hi, Lee. Do they really think they can pass this game?
No.
People know the genuine article when they see it, like the genuine Bell Atlantic Yellow Pages.
It has the information and choices that make shopping easier.
Nine out of ten users. The genuine Bell Atlantic Yellow Pages.
Hey, boys. Lost my way to vega.
Bell Atlantic, the heart of communication.
I'd like to present this to the man who's done so much for Big Eaters, Mr. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
Three years ago, I had a dream to make Wendy's Big Bacon Classic Cheeseburger to satisfy the biggest eater.
For the quarter pound of praise be to cheese, bacon, not two strips, three strips.
Plus a pile of Biggie fries and a nice 20-ounce drink.
And when I thought it was too big, I said, now it's perfect.
Wendy's Big Bacon Classic Combo, the official meal of the Big Eaters Club.
Let's do this thing.
Look at all these trucks. There's hundreds of them on sale at the Big Feral Truckathon in Salem, including over 170 Ford F-Series.
New 95 F-150 XLT 4x4s start at just $299 a month.
Take your pick of a new Ford Ranger or Mazda pickup, each $149 a month.
96 Ford Explorer 4x4s, just $349 a month.
And there are thousands now during the Feral Truckathon at the Roanoke Valley's best Ford truck dealer, Feral Ford Pontiac Mazda in Salem.
Strange Luck is brought to you by Honda, who offers an impressive family of cars, Ford utility vehicles, and minivans.
Would that be a window or aisle?
...
Sir?
Window?
An aisle, please.
Well, at least you know where to sit when you get home.
The Accord Coupe from Honda.
Possibly the world's easiest decision.
This holiday season, don't let a fortune pass you by.
It's the Discover Card Big Payback.
Just use your card for your chance to win one of eight or a million-dollar prizes.
It pays to discover.
The card with the big payback.
Do whatever it takes to get to Subway.
For an Ace Ventura meal deal featuring a hot and delicious 6-inch Subway Melt Sub,
you'll get an Ace Ventura Collector's Cup and valuable coupons, but only while supplies last.
Subway, what a sandwich.
I have combination skin. Sometimes it's oily, sometimes it's dry.
I'm making a makeup. You can't deal.
About halfway through the day when your makeup just breaks in.
And the world sees you shining? Not pretty.
Rachel Hunter shares a covergirl secret. New Balanced Complexion Makeup.
Your skin gets just what it needs, just where you need it.
It balances your oily and dry parts.
Well, yeah, like, out there, your skin still looks fresh and natural.
And you're not always touching up in the mirror.
Try New Balanced Complexion Makeup.
It's like beauty insurance, a combination skin.
It's a covergirl promise. I told you so.
Box, Under the Helmet, brought to you by the U.S. Army.
Raise your right hand and repeat after me.
Hi. Hi.
From this day forward, you will be the most important part of the toughest,
strongest, smartest army in the world.
You will be a soldier.
Where else can you be all this and earn this?
Thirty thousand dollars for college.
An NFL is not too smart to taunt people in the press,
because what they write might make me a target on the field.
The same holds true on the street, where graffiti can make you a target for gang violence.
Once a neighborhood is marked by gang graffiti, everyone there is in danger.
To keep graffiti off your street, find out how to form a neighborhood watch program.
Violence. Don't play that game.
Late Night has a new name for comedy.
Mad TV, Late Night Saturday.
Could your favorite shampoo be causing your bad hair days?
Once a week, use Neutrogena, the anti-residue shampoo that clears out build-up.
Your favorite shampoo may leave behind.
Want proof? Go back to your favorite shampoo.
It'll work better than ever. Neutrogena.
Amazingly, most people in America have never heard of this product.
Tylenol sinus.
The strength you need from the name you trust.
You're gonna love the big news, the Red Lobster.
Introducing three lobster and shrimp dinners under $10, like our new Lobster and Shrimp Sensation.
Lobster and Shrimp Scampi plus baked shrimp stuffed with lobster for a short time. It's $9.99.
So hurry for the big news, the Red Lobster.
Guess which motor oil more top mechanics use in their own cars and trucks over any other oil?
Salvoline.
The number one choice of America's top mechanics.
Now there's two tons of fun at the Fisher Price Dream Dollhouse.
Fisher Price is proud to announce two new arrivals at the Dream Dollhouse.
Adorable twin babies with a big sister, a mom, and a dad to play with.
Lots of cozy furniture, all their own accessories, plus a very special way to get everyone tucked in at night.
Now there's two tons of fun at the Fisher Price Dream Dollhouse.
Fisher Price Drones.
A doctor can actually see where you feel dryness when you take some sinus medicines.
Many contain ingredients that make sensitive nasal tissue feel dry and uncomfortable.
But now there's new Sudafed non-drying sinus.
Sudafed's non-drowsy decongestant plus an extra medication in a formula to help keep nasal tissue moist and comfortable while it relieves sinus pressure.
Take the right sinus medicine. New Sudafed non-drying sinus drains away sinus pressure without drying you out.
I don't know. I made a decision today. I'm not going back to the office.
Great.
Relax. I didn't say I wasn't going back to work.
The Compact Rosario. Has it changed your life yet?
There's nothing like a good bacon cheeseburger.
But no matter how much you dress it up, dress it down, or disguise it, it's still a bacon cheeseburger.
Unless it's a bacon cheeseburger burrito from Taco Bell.
Introducing three classic bacon tastes loaded with bacon.
The Bacon Cheeseburger Burrito, the BLT Soft Taco, and the Chicken Club Burrito.
The Taco Bell Sizzlin' Bacon Menu, starting at 99 cents.
One thing people can't disguise is how much they love them.
How do you get clean and fresh?
Juergens Body Shampoo.
I get so much lather.
You really, really can feel the clean.
And it rinses clean without soap foam.
This freshness is fabulous.
Juergens Body Shampoo. Now in a new moisturizing formula. Another beautiful idea from today's Juergens.
The capture of an enemy ship could bring them closer to victory.
They think we're one of them.
Or closer to death.
We have missiles up the rails.
A brand new space above and beyond, Sunday.
Sunday.
Mom?
Homer meets his long-lost mother.
You'll always be a part of me.
Glenn Close gets ours on an all-new Simpson Sunday.
This is a Fox News update. A U.S. soldier faces court martial in Germany.
He refused to wear a United Nations uniform.
Arizona's governor wants the Grand Canyon reopened,
and two baby polar bears have a new home, SeaWorld in Florida.
This has been a Fox News update.
With refinements like rear seats that roll out,
and a wealth of cup holders, bins, and a drawer to put things in,
the new Dodge Caravan is very smart.
With features like airbags, anti-lock brakes, AM, FM stereo, and air conditioning,
it gets all A's.
And with a lease payment of just $2.69 a month,
it goes straight to the top of the class.
The new Dodge Caravan.
Just as original as the original.
See the friendly Dodge dealer near you.
On the next cops, the NYPD blue pull over a bad boy on a bike.
Now, let me tell you something. I found that. I found that.
No problem.
I found that.
And find this teen has a hot handgun.
What you have here looks like a.357 fully loaded.
A cross-country killer is arrested.
Made his way from Oakland Police Department to Brooklyn, New York,
in the hands of a 17-year-old kid.
On the cops, tonight at 10 on Fox 21, Fox 27.
Everyone switching to Fox 21, Fox 27.
Oh, man.
You think you got a game?
Munch a thick, toasty rocket luncheon freezer,
burning glass, leaning, blurry little blinds,
denting, already, crunch, crunch, crunch,
crunch, top shelf with a peanut butter,
stand them up, muck, muck, muck, in ice lounge,
in drop pass, in pocket straggling,
blue line bounce, and bring it on, crash.
It's gonna be hard to keep up with Kareep Monkey kind of game.
You want some of that? Bring your best game.
NHL 96, the ultimate judge on any of these arenas.
If it's in the game, eat, egg, or in the game.
Finding out Little Caesar's new stuffed crust pizza is a better deal at only $7.99.
Results in a kind of wacky happiness.
A large cheese and pepperoni stuffed crust pizza
at Little Caesar's for just $7.99.
Pizza, pizza.
To apply for a Discover card,
all you have to do is give a Sabrina at 1-800-DISCOVER.
There's no annual fee, and with our cash back bonus award,
the feeling calls, but sooner we can return the favor.
It pays to discover.
Saturday, take a high-tech trip to the battlefields of tomorrow.
Fire!
Experience war in the 21st century.
Future Fear, a special encounter, Saturday on Fox.
A young girl is abducted by a killer, and a psychic may be her only hope.
She's not gonna make it.
She has to make it.
A brand new X-Files, next.
I restore cars as a hobby.
They're beautiful and they increase in value.
I manage a legacy store,
so I happen to know a little something about style and value.
And right now, we've got great savings on Jansen coordinates
at 40% off during our pre-Thanksgiving sale at Legen.
And we've got great savings for the whole family on just about everything,
except 41 Packers.
I happen to know a little about quality, too,
and I'll make sure you get it.
There are great savings at the pre-Thanksgiving sale at Legen.
Hope to see you there.
Hey, Dom, I need $2.
Sorry to spend my last two bucks on these double cheeseburgers from Hardee's.
I know, that's why...
Ooh, if there are not coaches left with $2 bill...
Now, get two big double cheeseburgers from Hardee's for just two bucks.
With 66% more beef than McDonald's double cheeseburger,
lots of hot beef taste for just $2.
I don't know, though.
Don't worry, I left in my lucky IOU.
Let's have a kick in the heart.
And for breakfast, get two apple cinnamon raisin biscuits for just 99 cents.
Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson star in White Men Can't Jump,
Thanksgiving Night.
If more top mechanics use one motor oil over any other brand in their own cars and trucks,
maybe it's time you changed your oil.
Valvoline, the number one choice of America's top mechanics.
I wish this could last all night.
All night.
Right?
There it is.
Oh, it can.
And tomorrow night, and maybe the next night, and the following day.
The copper top.
No battery is stronger, longer.
Got any Tylenol, Mike?
No, but I've got this.
Oh, no thanks.
My doctor says ibuprofen can interfere with my high blood pressure medication.
My dad uses it, and he takes medicine for his blood pressure.
My doctor told me to use Tylenol.
I mean, it works great and it says it's safer for me.
I wonder if my dad knows this.
If you're using ibuprofen, Tylenol may be better for you.
Talk to your doctor.
Look, I'll see you in eight hours, and I'll bring some Tylenol for your dad.
Hmm.
Do whatever it takes to get to Subway.
For an Ace Ventura meal deal featuring a hot and delicious six-inch Subway Melt Sub,
you'll get an Ace Ventura Collector's Cup and valuable coupons,
but only while supplies last.
Subway, what a sandwich.
The Timex Indiglo Nightlight, now in new, smaller styles.
The next time you go to the dentist, he can improve the way you care for your teeth and gums
without drilling or buzzing a thing.
And all you have to do is this.
Introducing Crest Plus Gum Care.
It not only helps fight cavities, it can actually control the bacteria that harm your gums.
It's the only toothpaste proven to help get your gums healthier.
New Crest Plus Gum Care.
It's just what the dentist ordered.
Fox, NFL Sunday.
The number one pregame show previews all the big games and all the big names.
Two of the NFL's best teams go head-to-head.
Emmett Smith and Troy Aitman meet the Cowboys against the Raiders.
It's all part of a Fox doubleheader.
Coverage begins 12 units, 9 a.m. Pacific.
Al's got a nude photo of Shannon Tweed, and she'll do anything to get it back.
You weren't married.
Well, I'm not married.
Married with Children, a brand new episode Sunday on Fox.