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Mom, he's minnaking me! Mom, he's minnaking me!
They're two ordinary kids, except for one thing.
Your parents are international spies, but something's gone wrong.
My parents can't be spies, they're not cool enough!
That's cool.
Now, they're on a mission to rescue their parents
and stop an evil genius.
Spy Kids, rated PG, in theaters Friday, March 30th.
Now you can make pores look smaller just by washing your face with Neutrogena pore refining cleanser,
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Neutrogena pore refining cleanser. This was worth waiting for.
A witch? So freak was an understatement.
S.A.F.R.E. introduces the only Maxi with four-wall protection and a unique anti-leak core that fights
fights leaks to the core.
The new S.A.F.R.E. Maxi.
Now you get four-wall protection. Side to side, front to back.
And S.A.F.R.E.'s new anti-leak core that traps liquid even better.
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A new anti-leak core.
S.A.F.R.E.'s remarkable leak protection.
Now in a brand new Maxi.
On the next wine date, don't miss Big Bad Boodoo Daddy rockin' the house.
Oh my God!
Baby, I can explain.
What?
Someone help me.
This pretty puppet girl.
I'm gonna lick you with my big toe.
Has a bark.
Much worse than her bite.
You believe in premarital sex?
I don't think it's right, but I think it's fun.
Don't miss the next wine date.
Tonight at 5 on UPN 45.
Today is Sarah's first visit to the dentist.
I chose Crosstown Family Dentistry because the office is a child's dream.
The friendly staff at Crosstown Family Dentistry made us feel welcome.
The dentist showed her how to properly brush and floss.
He said Sarah may need braces and the consultation is free.
Sarah's visit to the dentist was fun and easy.
Call 397-2895 for an appointment at Crosstown Family Dentistry today.
A dedicated dental systems provider.
Weiner Schnitzel.
America's most wanted hot dog.
And now, try an original chili dog.
Smothered in mouth-watering chili.
Just 99 cents.
If you give me a fish...
Give a man a fish.
If you give someone a fish...
You feed them for a day.
A day.
One day.
If you give someone a fish, you feed them for a day.
But if you teach a man to fish...
Teach me to fish.
Teach someone to fish.
And you feed me for a lifetime.
A lifetime.
My whole life.
If you teach someone to fish, you feed them for a lifetime.
Give me a fish and you'll feed me for a day.
Teach me to fish and you'll feed me for a lifetime.
Through Volunteers of America, you can help change lives in your community.
Find out what you can do.
Give us a call.
It's gotta be honest.
Do you feel like your mom loves you?
I know deep down in my heart she does.
And it's gotta take chances.
You stand by your story that you do not have a drug problem.
I thought you were dead.
If it's gotta be real...
Are you here for help?
On UPN 45.
Street Spies tonight at 730 on UPN 45.
It's a pizza.
Cable, cable.
Time Warner Cable has your ticket to hot pizza and hot entertainment.
Sign up for a $2 digital cable installation and get two free months of HBO and Cinemax.
And a free large one-topping carry-out pizza from Little Caesar.
Plus this month you can also get Roadrunner High Speed Online installation free.
Get the ultimate movie ticket with over 170 channels of entertainment.
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Two months of free HBO and Cinemax and a free pizza.
We've thought about it.
So call Time Warner Cable today and get it all.
Pizza, pizza.
Cable, cable.
She's always there when you need her.
I'm really very proud of what my daughter has done for herself.
She's got a great future ahead of her.
She'll do well.
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To find out more, call 1-800-ITT-TECH or visit us on the web.
Now you can take advantage of our new service.
We're a great company.
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Now you can take advantage of our new three-day-a-week programs.
A more flexible schedule to reach your goals.
Call 1-800-ITT-TECH today.
More cheese on the burger, more cheese on the paper.
You gonna eat your cheese paper?
The new double cheeseburger.
99 cents at Carl's Jr.
Mr. and Mrs. Jones, I feel like having some behavioral problems.
I guess that reward system isn't working.
Well, the timeouts weren't either.
Well, you're just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying that.
Well, you're just too lenient.
Well, you're too strict.
No, you are.
Where can adults go for ideas when they feel as frustrated as kids?
Connect4Kids.org.
Guidance for grownups.
Join outdoorsman Jack Hubley and his faithful dog, Trusty, on Wild Moments.
I'll take you from your backyard to the fields and forests beyond.
He's looking beyond.
We don't make this stuff up.
It's wildly entertaining.
Ooh.
Wild Moments.
Sunday morning at 7 on UPN 45.