Welcome to Fearless Cooking, where mistakes can happen.
For mistakes like this, try Palm Olive.
It removes tough baked-on grease better than that blue liquid.
Lifts it up like a magnet. Come on, get cooking!
Palm Olive, tough on grease, soft on hands.
This is a shrimp boat. And this is a boatload of shrimp.
Thirty mix-and-match shrimp for just $9.99, but now at Red Lobster.
Boat. Boatload. Got it.
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Here's our jingle for goldfish.
We wrote a song for goldfish.
A wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off.
Now see the fishes swimming. Oh look, the pretzel's winning.
Didn't that make you feel good about goldfish?
Here's our jingle for goldfish. Crunchy little goldfish.
Oh good, we're at the part where we show that they're baked and not fried.
Did you know they're made with real cheese, even though they look like fishies?
A snack that smiles back goldfish.
There is a rhythm to life.
We sleep at night and wake in the morning.
It's this sleep cycle that helps keep us in a healthy balance.
But for millions of Americans, sleep doesn't always come easy.
Fortunately, there's Ambien.
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While natural sleep is best, Ambien helps you fall asleep fast,
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Until you know how Ambien will affect you, you shouldn't drive or operate machinery.
Side effects may include drowsiness, dizziness, and diarrhea.
You shouldn't take it with alcohol.
Patients who abuse prescription sleep aids may become dependent.
Prescription sleep aids are most often taken for seven to ten days as needed.
Your doctor will advise you about taking them longer.
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How exactly do his presumed victims die?
Horribly.
And slowly.
The Hallmark Channel presents a new Sherlock Holmes adventure.
About a mystery.
I pray that you could be of assistance to us in this matter, Mr. Holmes.
Dying to be solved.
Your belief system may be severely shaken.
The case of the Whitechapel Vampire, a world premiere event,
premieres right in at 9 on the Hallmark Channel.
Ain't this tip?
The Hallmark Channel presents a remarkable true story.
I was hired to teach the boys the game of basketball.
What are you talking about? I'm not leaving here.
You're gone.
Gene Hackman. I apologize for nothing.
Barbara Hershey.
I know you like it.
I know you just about me.
And Dennis Hopper.
This is the last shot that we got.
Don't tell me that.
I know what I'm doing.
Who's yours?
Sometimes the greatest opponent is yourself.
Premiers Thursday night at 9 on the Hallmark Channel.
This is Dan.
This is the joint that Dan bought.
This is the dealer who sold the joint that Dan bought.
This is the smuggler that smuggled the pot to the dealer who sold the joint that Dan bought.
This is the cartel that uses the smuggler that smuggled the pot to the dealer who sold the joint that Dan bought.
And this is the family that was lined up by Dan's cartel and shot for getting in the way.
I don't know, girl.
This just seems so old.
Oh, come on. You look good.
I guess.
Maybe this will cheer you up.
Oh, you are such a good friend.
Thank you.
I think it's great that we're friends who can grow old together.
That is so precious.
You go first.
I'm going to have to go first.
You two all go anywhere first.
You're so old, your bat goes out more than you do.
Send a card. They'll never forget what you remembered.
At Kia, we challenged ourselves to create the perfect midsize SUV.
So we loaded the new Sorento with standard features, included a powerful V6,
added dual front and side curtain airbags, and a 10-year, 100,000-mile warranty.
But the greatest challenge was to make it affordable,
so we hogtied our accountant, threw him in a closet, and priced it under 20 grand.
Introducing the Sorento from Kia.
Make every mile count.
In Wendy's hometown, yoga class attendance is down,
and the aromatherapy center is no more.
But Wendy's is packed, because our Mozzarella Chicken Supreme,
a whole breast-filling mozzarella and parmesan sauce is so delicious,
it's taking people to that higher level.
And finally, the clothing option will run through the wildflowers, has been canceled.
Thank goodness.
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And remember, our pickup window is open till midnight or later,
so you can eat great even late.
Guess who?
Hello?
Hello, Mr. Storm?
The dreaded telemarketer.
Telemarketer's got your number?
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Shouldn't you be home, Smokey?
I'm quitting.
You're my hero!
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For the first time on DVD,
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Colorado Springs needs a doctor, and I happen to be one.
The Hallmark Channel presents stories from America's frontier.
Your husband needs my help, Mrs. Morales.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.
Now, weeknights at 7 on the Hallmark Channel.
You can own Scooby-Doo now on video and DVD.
The monsters are scarier, and the danger is greater in Mystery Inc.'s Biggest Adventure Ever.
That sounds pretty good, doesn't it, Scoob?
You can own Scooby-Doo now on video and DVD.
Rated H.
Guess who?
Hello?
Hello, Mr. Storm?
The dreaded telemarketer.
Telemarketer's got your number?
I'm not sure.
The internet's got your number?
Get the TeleZapper, and soon those annoying calls will just about stop altogether.
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Most toothpaste can't fight plaque after you eat or drink, when teeth become more vulnerable to bacteria.
But Colgate Total protects for 12 hours, even after eating and drinking.
Isn't it nice to know you use Colgate Total?
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The bullet to Jackson. Who's taking it down after all?
When mom's away, the boys will play.
Fact. New Lysol One-Step Floor Cleaner is a fast, easy way to clean the whole floor with no bucket, no mixer.
Life demands Lysol. That's a fact.
Why did I put a 240 horsepower, supercharged V6 power plant in a midsize family sedan?
Because it feels so good.
My name's Harley Earl, and I've come back to build you a great car.
Buick. The spirit of American style.
So you ready for the science test? That's next week, man. No, it's today.
Oh, no.
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You guys ready to make something spooky?
Cookie!
Okay, I'll make the chocolate chip. Here are the sugar ones.
Watch what I do.
You put them on the tray?
No, no, that's too close.
There's the ghost.
And a bat.
There's a pumpkin just like you.
Hey, stop!
Am I doing a good job?
Yes.
New Halloween cookies with shapes from Nestle Toll House.
And sugar and chocolate chip.
Don't take big bites.
New from Nestle Toll House. Bake the very best.
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It's help.
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Just for you.
You're watching the Hallmark Channel.
I hunt and gather better online.
Well, that's obvious.
I am so hungry, I could eat a moose.
What do you got?
Set up for some beef noodle soup.
Condensed soup?
Yeah.
We're supposed to be getting back to nature, not childhood.
But I like this.
There's a better tasting soup.
Progresso, but I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Do you like the Progresso grilled steak?
Big chance of grilled beef, hearty veggies.
See the difference.
This is better.
I'm yours.
It's time to go to the better taste, the Progresso.
My problem is waiting to bed at night.
I feel embarrassed.
If my friends found out, then I wouldn't have any friends at school.
I feel much better.
They help me a lot at night.
My sheets are always dry and I could spend the night at my friend's house
and I could have people spend the night at my house.
To the one in nine kids who wet the bed,
good night's disposable underpants protect, yet look and feel like real underwear.
Good nights mean good mornings.
My brothers stopped calling me at bed order.
They just say I'm a normal kid now.
What's in your ice cream?
There's that fake thing.
There's real things.
These are all the things right here that are real.
If you want all natural taste right here, think of Breyers.
That tastes so good.
Breyers ice cream.
It's only natural.
For the first time ever, celebrate Halloween with Winnie the Pooh.
My favorite.
On one giant double feature DVD.
Quadrupley as big.
Winnie the Pooh Frankenpoo and Spookable Pooh on Disney DVD.
Have I missed anything fun?
Unlike Juicy Juice, some juice drinks contain 10% real juice.
Imagine if 10% were acceptable for other things in life.
Once there was a beautiful princess.
The end.
10% just doesn't cut it.
Libby's Juicy Juice, 100% juice for 100% kids.
Hey, Little M&M's.
Wow, great costume.
What do you guys like, four or five?
46.
All right, yeah, okay.
Here you go.
You don't understand, Slick.
We're here for the party.
Yeah, that's cute.
Put your hand down.