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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Wait a minute. Where'd you go for lunch?
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Can a minor league legend...
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This guy's crazy.
Yep.
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Hey, Little M&M.
Wow, great costume.
What are you guys, like, four or five?
46.
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Yeah, that's cute.
Put your hand down.
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