The Hallmark Channel presents a remarkable true story.
I was hired to teach the boys a game of basketball.
What are you talking about? I'm not leaving here.
You're gone.
Jim Hackman.
I apologize for nothing.
Barbara Hershey.
I know you like it.
I know anything about me.
And Dennis Harper.
This is the last shot that we got.
Don't tell me that.
I know what I'm doing.
Who's yours?
Sometimes the greatest opponent is yourself.
Premieres Thursday night at 9 on the Hallmark Channel.
Cooking, cleaning, my hands spend more time underwater than a lobster.
Luckily, there's palm olive.
It removes tough baked-on grease better than that blue liquid.
And it's mild as ever on hand.
Come on, get your hands wet.
Palm olive, tough on grease, soft on hands.
Guess who?
Hello?
Hello, Mr. Storm?
The dreaded telemarketer.
The telemarketer's got your number?
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Is this for real?
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Kiss that torture goodbye.
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Your date's here.
You look great.
Now you can feel like this and eat foods like this.
Smart Ones, introduce a Smart Witch.
Delicious oven-baked bread stuffed with all your favorite ingredients.
Smart Ones, when you're smart, it shows.
Don't count me out.
That's what I'm saying.
I got the style and I'll bring the pain.
Uh, I'm gonna knock you out.
I'm gonna knock you out.
Turn a little bit there to the side.
Fruit of the Loom, boxers.
Now a button fly, boxer brief, tartan plaid.
Good job.
Boxers.
Boxing.
Honest mistake.
Which SUV received the highest possible rating in the insurance institute's low-speed and high-speed crash tests?
The new Subaru Forester.
Which SUV has the most standard safety features in its class?
The new Forester.
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When you get it, you get it.
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Inside that flashlight behind the new halogen bulb is something familiar.
A battery.
And while it may not be the biggest decision of your day, consider this.
When the Rocky Mountain Rescue Group needs light to save lives, they trust Duracell.
So whether it's lighting up a mountain rescue or illuminating a world of wizards and hobbits, it just has to work.
Duracell. Trusting everywhere.
America's Funniest Home Videos, weeknights at 6, on the Hallmark Channel.
Whoa, shouldn't you be studying for your spelling test?
Well then put the toys down.
And go study.
Whoa! Toys down? Put the toys down.
Studying will never be the same.
Now go study.
Now it's fun. With Turbo Twist Spelling and the MindStation Connector from LeapFrog, you can download your weekly spelling list and play games while you prepare for quizzes.
LeapFrog learns something new every day.
Imagine a washer from Whirlpool.
Grand enough to conquer 16 pairs of jeans.
Gentle enough to cradle clean a gown.
Fit for a fairy tale princess.
And with the intelligence to know the difference.
The Duet Washer and Dryer cleans more.
Just imagine what you can do. Whirlpool.
Jeffrey! You've redesigned your stores, retrained your staff. What's next?
Well, we are lowering our prices too. And now whenever you see our new low-priced superstar symbol here, you'll find amazing low prices on our hottest toys.
This week only look for the low-priced superstars for new low prices on hot toys like Chicken Dance Elmo for $14.99, Dancing Dora $21.99, or fun-size Halloween candy bags just at $1.58, only at Toys R Us.
More fun, more choices, more ways to save.
No, this is my real hair color. No. Next question, please.
Jeffrey!
I feel a little sinus pressure here, but that's just the start.
Slight tinge of pressure right here, but I know it's going to get worse.
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Must be Sears Days. Look for our lowest prices of the season.
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Wake up to Hot Pockets brand breakfast.
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Find the breakfast flavors next to Hot Pockets.
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Cottonelle with new wider ripples. What it means to feel clean.
Colorado Springs needs a doctor and I happen to be one.
The Hallmark Channel presents stories from America's frontier.
Your husband needs my help, Mrs. Morales.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Now, weeknights at 7 on the Hallmark Channel.
You can keep the rope.
Got a minute? Why not whiten your teeth?
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You'll have whiter teeth in two weeks.
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The Electrosol Tab with Jet-Dry Powerball.
It rinses away cloudy residue and spots for a brilliant clean.
Electrosol Tabs with a Jet-Dry Powerball. As advanced as it looks.
Guess who? Hello? Hello, Mr. Storm?
The dreaded telemarketer. Telemarketers got your number?
Get the TeleZapper. And soon those annoying calls will just about stop altogether.
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Available now. You can own Scooby-Doo on video and DVD.
So if you're hungry for excitement, you can get your fill.
Chocolate-covered eggplant burger.
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She's a gorgeous woman, and I love her through thick and thin.
It's good to know that you have somebody that's there for you no matter what.
Michelle lost the weight for herself. She didn't lose it for me.
The Slim Fast Plan helped me take control of my life.
It was just so simple, so easy. It has vitamins, minerals, and it's so delicious.
She feels good about herself, and that sort of radiates to the rest of us.
It's just wonderful. I live life in both bodies, and I just like the view from here.
Slim Fast. It's your life. Feed it right.
Get up!
Get a hold up!
Get up!
Get a hold up!
Come on!
Stay on the scene.
Like a sex machine.
Get a hold up!
Ha!
Right on, right on.
Right on.
Hiya, honey.
What are you doing here?
I'm taking time for me.
Shouldn't you be at the office?
No, I'm smelling the roses.
Wait a minute. Where'd you go for lunch?
There's something so delicious about Wendy's Mozzarella Chicken Supreme
with a whole breast fillet mozzarella and parmesan sauce.
How is it?
Uplifting.
It takes you and chicken to a higher level.
Good. Now get back to work.
Wendy's Mozzarella Chicken Supreme. It's better here.
And our pickup window's open till midnight or later, so you can eat great even later.
I've always loved working on computers, and in the Army, that's what I do.
I set up networks, I troubleshoot, I basically do things
I would have never dreamed I'd been able to do before.
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If you'd asked me a year ago if I'd be here doing this, I could have never imagined it.
I love what I do. I love doing it for the Army.
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How exactly do his presumed victims die?
Horribly.
And slowly.
The Hallmark Channel presents a new Sherlock Holmes adventure about a mystery...
I pray that you could be of assistance to us in this matter, Mr. Helms.
...dying to be solved.
Your belief system may be severely shaken.
The case of the Whitechapel Vampire, a world premiere event, premieres Friday night at 9 on the Hallmark Channel.
Just when it seems like life couldn't get any better,
your whole world can turn upside down.
But if you're a farmer's insurer, you can't do anything about it.
We can answer the questions you can't.
Farmer's Health Point is here to care and really take care when you need it most.
Farmer's gets you back where you belong.
What a fun party.
Sure was.
You know, I was really pleased with the cheese platter.
Mm-hmm.
I'm glad you're happy.
Boy, this is gonna be a bear to clean out.
Oh!
Hey!
Great party, but we're a little bit low on cheddar.
Hey! I found their fondue pot!
Hoo-hoo!
Ah, the power of cheese.
Good, good, good!
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It's a beautiful morning.
This is my favorite time to skate.
I guess it's from all those years of 5 a.m. practices.
But it's also the time when the pain and stiffness of osteoarthritis can be at their worst.
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Beautiful morning!
Urgh!
You can own Scooby-Doo now on video and DVD.
Oh, boy!
The monsters are scarier and the danger is greater in Mystery Inc.'s Biggest Adventure Ever.
That sounds pretty good, doesn't it, Scoob?
You can own Scooby-Doo now on video and DVD, rated PG.
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