He pitched a gun on me back here.
They learn his weapon is still at large.
He got rid of the handgun in here.
A child can find the handgun and possibly injure themselves.
On Cops, tonight at 10 on Fox 21, Fox 27.
It seems ironic.
A truck so diligently engineered to be quiet...
...would have so much volume.
Dodge Ram and Dodge Ram Club Cam.
The roomiest pickups on the road.
The rules have changed.
This cricket croaker is safe on Wampo Longacre bonus chicken breast.
Only $1.99 a pound.
Get delicious navel oranges.
First of the season.
An 8 pound bag is $2.99.
And six packs of Sprite, Diet Coke, or Coca-Cola Classic.
Only $1.99.
Always good, always fresh, always grow good.
Strange Luck is brought to you by AT&T.
Your true choice.
Coaching college basketball.
I'm always out there recruiting.
And I need to be reachable anywhere or I'll lose the kids to another program.
So I got my own AT&T 500 number that can reach me in virtually any phone.
Nixon, there's this kid you gotta see.
Donald Austin in Brookville.
It's called AT&T True Connections.
And what it means is, is that I'm never out of touch.
Nixon, oh I'm exhausted.
Now the kids can be sure to get to me before they make their decision.
My own 500 number.
Sure helps.
That's your true choice.
AT&T.
If you were to make a list of the safest towns in America...
...at the top of that list would be Eau Claire, Wisconsin.
If you were to make a list of cars with the most standard safety features for the money...
...at the top of that list would be the Chevy Cavalier.
So if you lived in Eau Claire and you drove a Cavalier...
...would that make you one of the safest people in America?
Probably not.
But it's a good start.
Can McDonald's Chicken McNuggets make you feel like a kid again?
Can they bring you closer together?
Can they give you a thrill?
Can they be just the break you've been waiting for?
Of course they can.
Can they make you see double?
As a matter of fact, yes.
With McDonald's two for two.
Two tempting six piece Chicken McNuggets.
Or two McChicken sandwiches for just two dollars.
So, can they give two empty, unfulfilled hands...
...something very entertaining to do?
Absolutely.
Have you had your break today?
Oh boy am I...
I can't stop.
That my body is... how am I ever gonna...
Make snipe when liquid counts.
Why is it the nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever medicine?
Why so you can rest medicine? Of course.
Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder, and Gary Wolfman in a world broadcast premiere.
Grab Stalkers, tracking on Tuesday parental discretion advised.
Yo!
Aiming for no cavities?
You can reach that goal with proper oral care and Colgate Cavity Protection.
No cavities with Colgate.
Africa, a place where the balance of nature is so delicate, no man would dare to disturb it.
Get away baby!
No man.
But Ace Ventura.
Jim Carrey.
Ace Ventura, when nature calls.
Alrighty then.
Reddit PG-13. Start sparting November 10th.
A dilemma. As an adult I insist on a cereal that offers nutrition.
Yet I can't deny that part of me desires frosting! I want frosting!
The proper cereal is low in fat, salt, and taste!
Oh what about taste?
Relax. With Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats you can have it both ways.
For the adult in you, full grain wheat, 98% fat free, no salt added.
For the kid in you, lightly frosted, great taste.
I know it goes on my tray.
The sweet stuff!
A doctor can actually see where you feel dryness when you take some sinus medicines.
Many contain ingredients that make sensitive nasal tissue feel dry and uncomfortable.
But now there's new Sudafed Non-Drying Sinus.
Sudafed's non-drowsy decongestant, plus an extra medication in a formula to help keep nasal tissue moist and comfortable while it relieves sinus pressure.
Take the right sinus medicine. New Sudafed Non-Drying Sinus drains away sinus pressure without drying you out.
Let's face it, fire's the only way to cook a burger.
It's true.
Like you're stranded on a desert island, what do you want with it? A frying pan or a hibachi?
You gotta go hibachi.
It's no contest.
The great tasting flame-broiled whopper, just $2.99 with fries and a drink at Burger King.
They were supposed to return to Earth, but someone doesn't want them to get there.
The bomb had to be set by someone aboard the Saratoga.
A brand new space above and beyond, Sunday.
Tylenol I use, yeah, for aches, pains, fever, that kind of thing.
But headaches are another story.
For headaches, I use Excedrin, because Excedrin relieves headaches better than Tylenol.
They did clinical research to prove it, but you know what? That's for doctors.
So I did my own kind of research, tried it on my headache. That proved it.
Excedrin, the headache medicine.
This season, HBO confronts today's major issues, like corporate takeovers.
You just lie back and let me be the boss.
Water conservation.
The blood shortage.
And of course, politics.
I got a pay.
Stay in with HBO, with movies that are so exciting, compelling, and charming.
It's the intelligent thing to do.
HBO, simply the best.
Guys, I've said this four years in a row, but this year, we're not only going back to the big one, we're gonna win it.
No one is leaving this room until we figure out how.
No one.
Not going anywhere for a while?
Grab a Snickers, because nothing will hold you over like peanuts, caramel, and milk chocolate.
Better give me one, too.
Hungry? Why wait?
This week on Fox NFL Sunday, America's number one pregame show wants to know the price of football fame.
You take a risk going out every day.
And what are the costs?
You don't know who's really your friend?
You don't have a private life. When we leave our home, we're open to the public.
Coverage begins 12 noon Eastern, 9 Pacific.
This is the Fox News Update. President Clinton dedicated a memorial to the victims of Pan Am Flight 103.
And how about this legal merger? Reports say Krista Arden plans to marry Marcia Clark. She says, not true.
This has been a Fox News Update.
We've stuck it to the teachers and students long enough already.
I'm Pat Cove. I think our teachers have a tough enough job.
I'm going to support our teachers, students, and universities.
My plan? Protecting teachers from unfair lawsuits, raising academic standards, and making sure our schools and universities have the funding they need.
Now that is real check.
At the top, the truth for two years.
On the next cops.
Here's the devil on me.
A group of gangbangers terrorize a neighborhood.
It was probably about ten here.
Well, we'll go by it and we'll check it out.
And it's a foot race to catch these bad boys.
Hold on to him, hold on to him.
But once police cuffed this criminal.
He pitched a gun on me back here.
They learn his weapon is still at large.
He got rid of a handgun in here. A child can find the handgun and possibly injure themselves.
On Cops, tonight at 10 on Fox 21, Fox 27.
Everyone switching to Fox 21, Fox 27.
Has the life trained out of your living room?
Then why not have a butterfinger blast?
Oh, woo hoo!
One crispity, crunchity bite, and you insist?
You know, it's better to lay a finger on my butterfinger from Leslie.
Let's face it, fire's the only way to cook a burger.
It's true.
Like you're stranded on a desert island.
What do you want with a frying pan or a hibachi?
You gotta go hibachi.
It's no contest.
The great tasting flame-broiled whopper, just $2.99 with fries and a drink at Burger King.
Imagine an automobile engineered to such precise tolerances.
It feels as if it were formed from a single piece of steel.
Introducing the all-new 1996 Mercury Sable.
The all-new Mercury Sable.
Imagine something better.
Imagine yourself in a Mercury.
Now, just because I wear makeup doesn't mean my clothes have to.
Revlon creates Colors Day.
The revolutionary new makeup that won't rub off on your collar.
Or on him.
Oil-free Colors Day makeup sets in 60 seconds.
Feels comfortable.
Looks just applied all day or all night.
Colors Day, new from Revlon.
Makeup that won't rub off.
Because a woman should always make her mark.
But not with her makeup.
Revlon.
His kiss is deadly.
And coming up next, he's got a date with Agent Scully.
A brand new X-Files.
Then tomorrow at 8, 7 Central.
Excavation reveals human teeth marks.
Mulder and Scully tackle their most terrifying case.
Is this an atomic weapon backup?
In a special presentation.
Of two classic episodes.
The X-Files, a brand new episode next.
And a special presentation tomorrow.
How many cards, ma'am?
Oh, um...
Jack, she's confused. Come on, let's help her.
Alrighty, now look. Dump those three there.
And try to get two more like us.
No, no. Dump one of them.
Let's go for the straight, my dear.
Four kings is tough to beat.
New game from the Virginia lottery.
All the fun of real poker, plus it's a whole lot easier.
Well...
I'll take five.
The three words furniture buyers have been waiting to hear all year long.
One-half off.
Now through Sunday at Highland Meyers.
Buy any item at our everyday low price.
Then get the next item of equal or lesser value at...
One-half off.
Which means after you buy a $500 item at Highland Meyers,
the second $500 item you buy will cost you just $250.
It's one big sale, and it's...
One-half off.
We're high!
And it's... One-half off.
We're high, Big Munch!
Stay tuned for scenes from the next strange lock.
Fox, Under the Hellment.
Brought to you by 96 Mercury Sable.
Imagine hearing the call of the road.
Not the road itself.
Imagine having the world at your fingertips.
Imagine worrying less and enjoying more.
Imagine an automobile so precisely engineered
it feels as if it were formed from a single piece of steel.
Introducing the all-new 1996 Mercury Sable.
Imagine yourself in a Mercury.
As a wire receiver, your edge on the defensive back
is that you know where you're going.
In life, having a direction is just as important.
By working with your school counselors and youth organizations,
you can map out a plan for your future.
They can help you choose a route which offers a promising tomorrow
and one that leaves trouble behind forever.
Violence. Don't play that game.
Prepare yourself.
For the Invaders, a four-hour mini-series begins November 12.
God, milk.
I'm glad you made it to the reunion.
Oh, I can't believe it's been 20 years.
You okay?
I could use some Tylenol.
Oh, Ibuprofen? No, I can't.
I had an ulcer.
Really? My husband had an ulcer.
Oh, he should be careful.
My doctor says Ibuprofen can aggravate an ulcer.
Tylenol just works great.
If you take Ibuprofen, you'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
Tylenol just works great.
If you take Ibuprofen, there are many reasons why Tylenol may be safer for you.
20 years later, you've still given me the answer.
Are you ever gonna listen?
Opening everywhere.
New frosted Cheerios?
So sweet and crunchy, this box never closes.
It's too good to be true.
And yet it is.
Why, is this wholesome and sweet as me?
Now those wholesome little O's have been frosted the whole way around for a delicious, crunchy, sweet taste every once in a while.
Come to papa, you sweet thing.
Frosted Cheerios taste so good, this box never closes.
Hey! These things are louder than me!
His luck has taken him to some strange places.
There's something you don't see every day.
But next Friday...
Dad?
It's going to take Chance Harper...
Everybody clear?
To the afterlife.
Mom? Yes, dear?
And there may be no way back.
He's completely, he's there.
Yeah, strange luck. A brand new episode next Friday.
We've stuck it to the teachers and students long enough already.
I'm packed up.
I think our teachers have a tough enough job.
I'm going to support our teachers, students, and universities.
My plan? Protecting teachers from unfair lawsuits, raising academic standards, and making sure our schools and universities have the funding they need.
Now that is real change.
Packed up.
The truth.
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