injured and shaken.
That big man over there was kicking him and hitting him.
Now, police must go and get this Goliath.
I just came on glue.
On COPS, tonight at 10 on Fox 21, Fox 27.
To find out why you should buy a Simmons Beauty Rest mattress during Heinrich Mayer's 82nd anniversary sale,
drop the ball on the competition.
Drop it on a Beauty Rest and you'll see that when your partner moves, you don't.
And if you buy now during the sale, you'll have money to spare.
Bedroom groups are on sale too.
Save $200 on this classic Terry Finish rice-carved bed during Heinrich Mayer's 82nd anniversary sale,
where saving money is a piece of cake.
We're Heinrich Mayer's!
What's this?
Scorch's lunch.
Ooh, a big hearty.
Hello, I don't think you should touch that.
Oh, sorry, smells good.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think you should do that.
Mmm, mmm.
The new Big Hearty.
It's bigger.
66% more beef than a Big Mac.
33% more beef than a Whopper.
With lots of hot, juicy taste.
Uh-oh, Coach!
Here you go.
The new Big Hearty combo.
Just $2.99.
Thanksgiving's a time to count our blessings and make those holiday dollars count for more.
For more service, more of the holiday treats my family likes to eat.
You're right, it's not Thanksgiving yet, but why wait when Kroger has prices like these during Kroger's early bird sale?
You'll save on all your favorites.
Friday through Sunday, get a self-basting hen turkey that's perfect for any dinner.
Just 49 cents a pound.
Save on Tamarick Farms apple cider, only $1.99 a gallon.
And get delicious Kroger cake doughnuts, two for a dollar.
98.
Strange luck is brought to you by Honda, who offers an impressive family of cars.
Sport utility vehicles and minivans.
This is the new Civic Sedan from Honda.
More room.
More refined.
More luxury.
More Civic.
It's not often that within 30 seconds,
you can make a revolution.
Pepperoni baked right into the crust.
I'm a little lonely.
Small price to pay for pepperoni.
It started the moment I got here.
The word can't vanished.
This was the advanced training I came in for.
I'm proud of who I am.
I'm a soldier.
My son Jack is big cold.
Good thing Robitussin makes the cold for me.
These little liquor gels will take care of seven feet, 300 pounds.
That be meant for congestion and cough.
Robitussin cold formulas recommended by Dr. Mom.
Oatmeal.
Joe Pesci and Marissa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny, Tuesday on Fox.
Yes, it's true, yeah, we're totally blue, yeah.
I wanna be in this commercial.
Ha! You ain't getting this job cause you're not blue.
Great.
Look at that.
Oh, they even got BB King singing the blues.
I wanna be blue.
Wait.
I got the blues.
I'm in.
Dig this.
Oh, BB.
Kirby, get funky.
Cut, cut.
They're not blue.
Uh-oh.
Lemonums?
Mr. King ate them.
One bite, saw it with my own eyes.
If you ever end up in some Ben-Hur movie in your all-new Pontiac Sunfire GT,
with its powerful twin cam engine, you'll be glad you have a quick handling sport suspension.
And of course, 150 horses.
Introducing the all-new Pontiac Sunfire GT.
Finally, a real set of wheels you can really afford.
There's a serial killer out there who strangled three women.
His motive is terror.
I'm death and life to you, Dad.
His purpose is murder, and his inspiration is all the famous killers who have come before.
It's the Boston Strangler.
Tell me this guy's copycatting of serial killers has been dead for...
20 years.
Sigourney Weaver, Holly Hunter, Dermot Mulroney, and Harry Connick Jr.
Copycat, let it are.
Starts Friday, October 27th at a theater near you.
Oh, the Grand Canyon.
What a grand canyon.
Times like these when you think about those closest to you.
Think I'll call home.
Oh, please, say your name!
Homer!
Yellow.
Collect call from Homer.
No way, man. I only accept 1-800-Collect calls.
Give it a time, Homer.
Why, you little...
I have 1-800-Collect. It's the way to call collect.
Five years ago, I started hauling cars for Saturday.
There, tell us something.
People want to know all about them.
What kind of car is that?
The Saturn!
Can I get it with a sunroof?
Can you get one with leather?
Yeah, you can get it with fog lamps.
And just when I can explain everything about these cars...
These are the dead-resistant doors.
Saturn decides to change things and come out with new ones.
Oh, well.
Here we go again.
Monistat 7 had something new.
Convenient, pre-filled applicators.
So there's less mess.
I always knew there was no better cure for yeast infections.
Now there's no easier one.
Monistat.
The number one choice of women.
The number one recommendation of doctors.
I was talking about my first home pregnancy test.
I really checked them all out.
And I found one that's a plus-minus test,
just like they use in more doctors' offices.
It's Fact Plus.
Plus if you're pregnant,
minus if you're not.
Fact Plus, just like they use at the doctors.
Only one more day until Mad TV premieres on Fox.
It's just like Friends.
Except we all have sex with each other.
Mad TV premieres late night tomorrow.
This is a Fox News update.
No denaro for this dumb fella.
The photographer accused of trying to extort $300,000 from Robert De Niro.
And for the fifth time in two weeks, no go for Columbia.
She needs an engine check.
This has been a Fox News update.
Watch out! Here we come!
During Brendal's annual electronics bonus sale,
you can save on hundreds of items from the biggest brands.
GE, Magnavox, RCA, JVC, Brother, and the best names in cameras.
Stereos, telephones, CD and cassette players, and TVs.
And besides guarantee the lowest prices,
you get a bonus coupon good for 10% off jewelry, even sale items.
Better hurry, because our electronic sale only lasts four days.
Brendal's for all the ideas you want.
What's this?
Scorch's lunch.
Ooh, a Big Hardy.
I don't think you should touch that.
It sure smells good.
Oh yeah.
I don't think you should do that.
The new Big Hardy. It's bigger.
56% more beef than a Big Mac.
33% more beef than a Whopper.
With lots of hot juicy taste.
Uh-oh! Coach!
Here you go.
The new Big Hardy Combo. Just $2.99.
Tyson Mathis, Saturday, November 4th on Fox 21, Fox 27.
That just about wraps up our extended coverage of the Kelsey Trials.
Deep inside every beast.
Keith, Keith, come on, let's go, please.
Oh, please.
You promised.
There's places for kids.
There's a prince trying to get out.
All it takes is a magical place.
Oh, cool.
Walt Disney World.
Come on, just one more ride.
Call 147W Disney and make the dream come true.
Recently, the Broncos and 49ers showcased their talents in Tokyo.
Love is a many splendid thing.
At Zone West Karaoke.
And by your man.
Blame it on the bossa nova.
What a hot man.
The dance of love.
Where the players brought no ability to carry it to, but did bring their Visa card.
Because Zone West can accept just about anything.
Except American Express.
Everybody sings.
It's the April Rose that only...
The critics agree, doesn't everybody?
Yet Shorty is the comedy hit of the 90s.
What? That's all there is to it.
Rolling Stone exclaims, one of the best movies of the year and by far the most entertaining.
Cool.
Absolutely hilarious.
Shut up!
The funny Oscars to Travolta.
Gotta be a surprise. Can you remember that?
Hackman. Really?
And the DDo.
Huh?
Yet Shorty. Rated R.
Starts Friday, October 20th.
Mulder and Scully must stop a serial killer who can see you to the future.
What does he see?
He sees you.
A brand new X-Files. Next.
How do they like their riblets in Charleston, South Carolina?
Tender and juicy.
Just the way we serve them at Applebee's Neighborhood Grill and Bar.
And in Boulder, Colorado, they order up their riblets by the platter foot.
But right now, we're serving these tender, juicy little rib tips all across the country, just across town.
So whether you live in Tampa, Florida, or Woonsocket, Rhode Island, Applebee's riblets are right in your neighborhood.
We're America's favorite neighbor.
We're America's favorite neighbor, Applebee's.
Al Raleigh here with my brother Ray, who I assume is wearing this costume for our Halloween special.
Raleigh's Halloween special is an XL combo featuring our famous Big Buford 1 third pound double cheeseburger,
a 32 ounce drink, and a large order of Raleigh's fries, all for the frighteningly low price of $2.99.
With every Halloween special, you'll get a Nestle's Crunch Bar absolutely free.
The Halloween special, now just $2.99 at Raleigh's. Twice as good, twice as fast.
Sorry I'm late. I was out of business.
Stay tuned for scenes from the next Strange Luck.
Me and Patsy take turns with each other's kids.
Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee. It's 95% fat free, and that makes me feel good.
Not as good as when it's Patsy's turn, but thank goodness for Chef Boyardee.
Had a dream the other day.
Canines were running the show.
It was something.
But if you want to be treated with respect, you've got to treat others with respect.
Kids like being around on four legs are too mixed.
Of course, just between us mutts, it was kind of gratifying.
Bullets move easily between us.
See the whole world going through the dogs.
So MCI's friends and family comes to me and says, we have really big news.
I said, great, let me tell it. They said, well, we've got something a little bigger in mind.
Friends and family.
Automatic savings, every call.
Even bigger savings for one and all.
Don't need names, don't need lists.
Savings automatic, get a gist.
Look, the whole naming thing, you don't need it.
You get friends and family, you get savings. Simple.
Friends and family.
Tonight at Red Lobster.
We're gonna ooh ya.
We're gonna mmm ya.
With our two dozen shrimps, just $8.99.
Roasted shrimp with fresh veggies.
Plus, gambi and fried shrimp.
Our two dozen shrimp, just $8.99.
Friends, we're lost.
Don't worry.
I'll ask for a map through the email.
Here.
I'm running the S2 Walk Connect from IBM.
It gives me remote access to the server of my network.
There's only internet.
Oh, how did you do that?
I called an 800-cali band.
You're way on the floor.
Nobody move.
Strange luck, a brand new episode next Friday on Fox.
It's the smart choice.
Don't worry, love.
You're riding in the world's first sport utility wagon.
I am.
That's right.
She is the all-wheel drive Subaru Outback.
That's great.
You know, it's got more cargo space than a passport.
Uh huh.
The ground clearance of an Explorer.
Yeah, but...
Oh, and did I mention,
it gets much better gas mileage than a Jeep Jericho.
It's a lot better.
It's got a lot more fuel economy than a Jeep.
That's senseurity.
Subaru Outback, the world's first sports utility wagon.