What I've found...
Heh!
No, I never intended to be a sexy Marneille who never really wanted to, sort of,
get into the point of pushing that particular aspect of myself,
because I thought I myself was a serious musician and I didn't want to be a stripper.
But then in the end, I turned out to be one.
Just another girl on the runway.
Introducing Doritos 3Ds.
A whole new shape that begs to be...
In very loud ways.
I chew a wall.
Doritos 3D snacks. Same loud taste, new loud shape.
Alright, here we are at the University of Arizona, where we're going to prove that people love the taste of Pepsi One!
You don't want to drink that. Here, enjoy the taste. Enjoy the way that tastes.
This is great.
That was the best stuff ever!
March Madness, you like the way it tastes!
Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!
Good, the wine is good.
It's coming out of his neck!
New Pepsi One, with a new secret recipe that makes it taste too good to be called diet.
Hello? Yes, sir. Yes.
Can't get enough peanuts?
Right on it.
Goodbye, sir.
Get a payday.
Sweet caramel and tons of salty peanuts.
A lifetime with Iams.
Here, Casey.
Here, boy.
Oh, here, Casey.
Come on, Casey. I'll raise ya.
Every day you feed your dog Iams, you help its chance for a long, healthy life.
Iams is easy to digest, so more nutrition stays in your dog.
Come on, Casey.
Come on, boy.
Iams Dog Food. Good for a life, from the Iams Company.
We're all looking for stories with happy endings, like Brandon, and Lori, Katherine.
Women that have run their own race against breast cancer.
Now they're running with thousands of others in Race for the Cure events,
to raise awareness and money for breast cancer education and research.
That's why Ford Division supports Race for the Cure.
Because of all the racing we do, this is one race that has to be won.
Allow us to introduce America's Best Warranty.
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Who makes such solid cars that they can offer a warranty this strong?
Introducing the Hyundai Advantage.
It's yours on every 1999 Hyundai.
Who are you?
I really want to know who you are.
Gateway talks to 50,000 people a day.
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Our brochure, of course.
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Our forecast for this spring.
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When you're a rock star, it's all about who you sleep with.
I felt forced to talk about my sexuality.
And the nightmares you wake up to.
Woke up the next day, the needle was still in my arm.
Be each one behind the music.
The real stories told by the stars who live them every Sunday night at 9.
Soon, Duran Duran, Cher, Black Crow, Tom Petty, Red Hot Chili Peppers,
and Sunday, March 28th at 9-8 Central.
The premiere of the Vanilla Ice story.
If you like it, great.
And if you don't, f*** you.
Only on VH1.
Can't get enough peanuts?
Get a payday.
Sweet caramel and tons of salty peanuts.
To raise the bar for the entire industry,
it will take even more than standard front and side airbags and a steel safety cage.
No.
To really raise the bar, it will take America's best warranty.
With 10 years powertrain coverage,
5 years bumper-to-bumper protection,
and 5 years roadside assistance.
Introducing the all-new Sonata.
From Hyundai.
Consider the bar raised.
You want incredible color, but you also want incredible hair.
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It's not impossible.
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But hydriens won't shock your hair.
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Yeah, hook me up quick.
Got a date.
I better call.
Got change.
Change?
Brother, here's a shortcut.
Dial 1-800-CALL-ATT and call Baby Girl Collect.
Whoops.
See, when you call collect and dial 1-800-CALL-ATT,
you pay one low rate all the time.
Guaranteed cheap.
I'm stoned.
Oh, you look fly.
That's called the half-broke.
Dial 1-800-CALL-ATT.
The guaranteed cheap way to call collect.
Next!
Give it up!
Your Colonel's got the moves this NCAA season.
Some fun for the fans, too,
because my popcorn chicken's back at KFC.
Crunchy morsels of tender white meat, non-stopping, mouth-popping good.
Boo!
Nothing but net.
Try my popcorn chicken for $1.99.
Alley-oop.
Go, Colonel.
At KFC, we do chicken rackies.
And not just in a bucket, neither.
The Colonel, he the man.
I take Zovaracks to treat my genital herpes outbreaks.
But five times a day for five days?
That's 25 pills.
Who has time for that?
Not me.
I have a life.
There's gotta be an easier way.
There is.
There's Valtrex.
It's just twice a day for five days.
Call 1-800-330-1123 for a free trial coupon and product information about Valtrex.
Remember, there is no cure for genital herpes,
and even with treatment, it may be possible to spread herpes to others.
With Valtrex, if your immune system is not normal
because of advanced HIV disease, bone marrow or kidney transplant,
make sure your doctor knows this to avoid a potentially serious complication.
The most common side effects with Valtrex and Zovaracks
are headache and nausea.
Product information is also available through your doctor or pharmacist.
Valtrex, just two pills a day.
I can do that.
Ask your doctor about Valtrex, an easier way to treat genital herpes outbreaks.