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You are nobody.
The explosive, vengeful thriller.
Come on, talk to me.
No!
The Specialist. Next on FX.
The strike team uncovers a fortune in mob money and launches their biggest sting ever.
Going undercover is Dirty Cops. You think you can pull that off?
We can try.
The Shield. All new. Tuesday at 10. Only on FX.
Miramax Films presents the motion picture critics are calling.
Damn good.
Kill for me, baby.
Hugely entertaining.
You mean press.
Confections of a dangerous mind.
I work for the CIA.
Rated R. Now playing.
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Today we're gonna see how a customer order turns into their perfect PC.
All the orders come in here. Don't forget the website.
I mean all the orders come in either here or the website.
I put it all together. Big old hard drive, extra memory for performance, CD burner.
Don't touch that. Every machine's a custom job.
They call you the customizer?
No, they don't.
After testing, I pack it up and ship it out.
An award-winning 24-7 service and support goes with it.
Happy trails, little buddy.
Hope S. Jackson gives you a good home.
Call or go online now and get a dimension desktop with a flat panel display for just $6.99 after a hundred dollar mail-in rebate.
Featuring an Intel Pentium 4 processor for awesome performance for today's digital entertainment.
Recording music, sharing photos, gaming, and beyond.
And right now, you'll get free shipping.
You get great deals on notebooks, too.
Dude, we're getting another Dell.
Sweet.
When you want your perfect PC, it's easy as Dell.
Dell PCs use Intel Pentium 4 processors.
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