The USA Movie Special will continue.
I'd like a junior bacon cheeseburger with two full strips of bacon and make it fresh.
Define fresh.
Fresh beef, fresh toppings, made right now?
By right now, do you mean right now?
Right now or right now today?
Right now, right now.
Let's get back to that fresh thing.
If you like your hamburgers made fresh, you have to come to Wendy's.
Our 99-cent junior bacon cheeseburger comes with two strips of bacon and fresh beef hot
off the grill, only on Wendy's 99-cent super value menu.
Better food makes it a better value.
CBS is proud to present the television event of the season based on the best-selling novel
by the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Lonesome Dove, Larry McMurtry.
I am Calamity Jane.
She was a legend in her own lifetime.
She lived a life others could only dream and dreamed of a love she could never possess.
Darling Martha Jane.
Oscar winner Angelica Houston is Calamity Jane with Melanie Griffith, Sam Elliott, Jack
Palance, Reba McEntire and Peter Coyote in Buffalo Girls.
Will I get the lowest price on a collect call dialing 1-800-COLLECT?
But isn't 1-800-COLLECT AT&T?
1-800-COLLECT is not AT&T.
It's actually MCI and a more expensive way to call collect.
So why didn't MCI just say they were 1-800-COLLECT?
Next time, know the code.
Dial 1-800-COLLECT-ATT.
You'll always get a price that's less than MCI's 1-800-COLLECT.
Your true voice.
Ready for summer?
Do the waffle.
Right now, you can get a TCBY waffle cone for only $1.39.
Add a topping for 25 cents.
So do the waffle.
TCBY waffle cones on sale.
Now that's doing summer.
Do the waffle.
She's everywhere I go.
She's everything I see.
Longing for women.
Make a man remember.
Fat.
You could try to hide it.
Or you can cut it.
With new, creamier, reduced fat, TCBP and butter spread.
25% less fat than regular Stippy and so creamy.
Cut the fat.
Don't cut out the Stippy.
On USA Tuesday Night Fights, you can see him coming up and you can see him going down.
And you can see giant killer, little Stevie Johnson risk his unblemished record against
Canadian Howard Grant for the NABF lightweight belt.
DNF on USA Tuesday.
What makes Monday Night's Rockest snap?
Waffle.
And shaking.
And pop.
WWF Monday Night Raw, Duckman and SuperD make Monday Night's Rockest on USA tomorrow.
Starting at 9.
We now return to Saturday Night Fever, starring John Travolta.
I wish you were staying longer, you know.
The USA Movie Special will continue.
Too much acid in your pipes?
Better call your rain soft water treatment dealer today.
I remember building this deck, but the Palmers forgot to protect it with Thompson's Wood
Protector Preservative.
Protection from water, sun and mildew damage.
They learned their lesson.
Thompson's Wood Protector Preservative, number one for wood.
Something's going around and it's spreading.
It's the fever for the new Subaru Legacy Wagon with all-wheel drive.
Transferring power from the wheels that slip to the wheels that grip.
Outselling wagons from Toyota, Honda and Volvo.
And once you've caught the fever, there's only one cure.
A Subaru Wagon of your own.
For a limited time, get 1.9% financing or lease for just $1.99 a month.
Just spent a whole week at the lake.
And it's allergy season.
All that fish.
All that ragweed.
Spring in the air.
Air in my eyes.
Awake with the sun.
Awake with sinus pain.
Need strong relief that's better than the allergy medicine doctors have prescribed most?
Then try Tylenol Allergy Sinus.
Hey, maybe we can stay an extra week.
Tylenol Allergy Sinus.
Powerful relief without a prescription.
The 20 minutes that can change your life.
Inside your body is a better body.
Millions have discovered how good it feels to be toned and alert instead of overweight
and sluggish.
Discover just how easy it is to obtain your Nordic Track body with Nordic Track, the world's
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In as little as 20 minutes a day, you can accomplish your weight loss and fitness goals
with Nordic Track.
I was able to take off 57 pounds.
I lost 10 pounds since I started with my Nordic Track.
Only Nordic Track has a patented flywheel and one-way clutch mechanism to create a smooth,
natural exercise motion that burns calories fast up to 1,100 an hour.
And Nordic Track gives results in just 12 weeks.
In a recent study, Nordic Track users lost an average of 18 pounds.
Plus, they also lowered their blood pressure an average of 12%.
You can do it in as little as 20 minutes a day with Nordic Track.
I changed my life in just 20 minutes a day, three times a week with Nordic Track.
Call today for your free video and brochure.
Two Times Travolta will continue on USA after this.
Dear Nordic Track, 11 years ago, my husband and I realized we had to do something about
the way we looked and felt.
Frank had high blood pressure.
I needed to lose some weight.
Our doctor recommended we buy a Nordic Track, and we did.
I can't imagine living these past 11 years without it.
Frank's blood pressure is down and both of us lost weight.
But the real miracle is how we feel and all the things we love to do.
And I'm so glad that I was able to do it.
I'm so glad that I was able to do it.
So even though I have wanted to write and thank you for a long time, the real reason
for this letter is that I wish to order a Nordic Track for my daughter.
She wants to lose a few pounds and feel like her old active self again.
You see, she just gave us a beautiful new grandson.
If models priced as low as just $19.95 a month, there's a Nordic Track model to fit every
fitness goal and budget.
Experience Nordic Track for yourself and take control of your health and fitness.
Call now for your free video and brochure to learn how you can get on track with Nordic
Track.
We now return to Saturday Night Fever starring John Travolta.
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
Oh, God.
The USA movie special will continue.
I'd rather eat dust.
They're munchums, New Southwestern style.
How cute.
Flavors as big and bold as Texas.
They're salsa flavor and chili cheese flavor.
How'd they get such a big bowl taste?
Elves.
That's the new cook.
Howdy, partners.
Great hat, huh?
I've been on the rave.
It's too good.
Keebler snack crackers, uncommonly good.
That's not for me, is it?
Shopping for lunch is such a joy.
Tuna, what am I, a cat?
It's a thankless job.
No, please, not that.
And everyone's got an opinion.
Aren't I allergic to that?
Fortunately, there's Lunchables lunch combinations from Oscar Mayer.
They're best meats, cheeses, crackers, even a juice drink.
Thanks, Mom.
Be sure to draw rave reviews from the toughest critics.
Lunchables from Oscar Mayer.
Lunch will never be the same.
Does Hitachi make camcorders, barcode readers, micromotors, BBX systems, clown noses,
mass transit trains, semiconductors?
Lots of products.
Over 20,000.
Yeah, but who's counting?
I remember building this deck,
but the Palmers forgot to protect it with Thompson's Wood Protector preservative.
It's a protection from water, sun, and mildew damage.
They learned their lesson, bro.
Thompson's Wood Protector preservative.
Number one for wood.
The 20 minutes that can change your life.
Inside your body is a better body.
Millions have discovered how good it feels to be toned and alert
instead of overweight and sluggish.
Discover just how easy it is to obtain your NordicTrack body with NordicTrack,
the world's best aerobic exerciser.
In as little as 20 minutes a day,
you can increase your weight loss and fitness goals with NordicTrack.
I was able to take off 57 pounds.
I've lost 10 pounds since I started with my NordicTrack.
Only NordicTrack has a patented flywheel and one-way clutch mechanism
to create a smooth, natural exercise motion that burns calories fast,
up to 1,100 an hour, and NordicTrack gives results in just 12 weeks.
In a recent study, NordicTrack users lost an average of 18 pounds.
Plus, they also lowered their blood pressure an average of 12 percent.
You can do it in as little as 20 minutes a day with NordicTrack.
I changed my life in just 20 minutes a day,
three times a week with NordicTrack.
Call today for your free video and brochure.
Miranda, what are you doing today?
Creating one of my muscles.
What you doing?
Doing my exercises.
I'm going to the bathroom.
If you don't stop your friend from driving drunk, who will?
Now he does.
Do whatever it takes.
You want to know something?
What?
I look at breasts, and I'm a detective.
You are so cute when you're smarmy and repugnant.
Duckman, tomorrow night at 10 on USA.
Hey, now Cheerios...
And Honey Nut Cheerios...
Can get you into Disneyland for free.
It's Disneyland's 40th birthday, and you get the present.
A free child pass right in the box.
Good any one day during the month of your birthday with the purchase of a regular adult pass.
So with a good breakfast like this one with Cheerios or Honey Nut Cheerios,
you can celebrate with Disneyland fun...
And adventure.
That's a free pass to Disneyland in Southern California.
From Honey Nut Cheerios...
And Cheerios.
Details on specially marked boxes.
It's no wonder that the new Chevy Blazer has such humongous cargo capacity.
The hatch opening itself was designed around the dimensions of a washing machine carton.
Of course, you might not always need all that space.
But it's nice to know it's there.
I don't mind if I get wet.
Every morning, rain or shine, Ben Crawford shoots hoops.
It makes him feel better.
I try not to hit the garage door.
He plugs in neighbors.
Eating a Chiquita banana every morning.
With some coaching from Mom also makes him feel better.
It's vitamin C and potassium help him give the day his best shot.
Maybe one day they'll name a sneaker after me.
Chiquita bananas.
Quite possibly the world's perfect food.
Okay, you just open the bottom of the canister and sprinkle the granules onto the soil or mulch.
That's it.
Prune prevents weeds from growing for three months guaranteed.
You just open the canister and sprinkle. See?
Prune prevents weeds around 180 bulbs, flowers, roses, shrubs, trees, and vegetables.
And Prune in green prevents weeds and fertilizes.
Pretty neat, huh?
Do you want me to write it down for you?
Discover the joys of weed-free gardening.
It's easy for most people. Prune and Prune in green from Greenview.
Now, dare to cross forbidden boundaries to the ultimate adventure.
Come on!
It's more than a ride. It's real.
Now your fears have a name.
The Indiana Jones Adventure, new at Disneyland.
Uncut and commercial-free. Buy a com cable for more movie choices.
Tonight on USA at 7, Melissa Gilbert stars in Dying to Remember, a USA Pictures original.
Then at 9, it's Tech War, followed by Silk Stockings at 10.