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Hello?
You look just fine to get up.
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Please empty your pocket, sir.
I've got a tin foil spark plug, my retainer, and my Tostitos.
I'll hold these. Try again.
I think that's it.
Aha! Tostitos salsa.
I wouldn't open that.
Break out Tostitos tortilla chips and salsa.
Next thing you know, you've got a party.
Did you know you have a metal plate in your head?
Really?
No, not really.
You got Tostitos, you got a party.
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Reading what?
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Okay, what are they?
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You didn't read that.
Yes, I did.
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Okay, then what does this say?
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The eagle has landed.
All the moments.
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Died at approximately 1 o'clock.
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Well, I'm not a crime. I'm not a crime.
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The Saturday Night Fever now continues on USA.
The USA Movie Special will continue.
Tune in next week.
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Saturday Night Fever now continues on USA.
Moving special will continue.
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I can't give it a better name than Tylenol Extended Relief because that's what it does.
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Please empty your pocket, sir.
I've got a tin foil spark plug, my retainer, and my Tostitos.
I'll hold these. Try again.
I think that's it.
Aha! Tostitos salsa.
I wouldn't open that.
Break out Tostitos tortilla chips and salsa. The next thing you know, you've got a party.
Did you know you have a metal plate in your head?
Really?
No, not really.
You've got Tostitos, you've got a party.
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So, when you think about the big picture, the money we invest comes right back home.
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The deception is clear.
Who authorized this?
The enemy is present.
We are two minutes to target.
And the danger comes home on paper.
I'm gonna kill him.
Why was I kept out of it?
You're neck deep in it.
Looks like we've got our own little war.
Let your dogs hold out!
Caught between power and corruption.
Only the truth can save him.
Watch your back, Jack.
From Tom Clancy's best summer, Harrison Ford.
Clear and present danger.
Thrilling excitement at home on pay-per-view.
We now let into Saturday Night Fever starring John Travolta.
You're nasty. You should have just done it.
Hot stuff.
Is it just a dream or the memory of a past life?
She was murdered.
The story of the once and for all is dying to remember on USA Tonight.
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The deception is clear.
Who authorized this?
The enemy is present.
We are two minutes to target.
And the danger comes home on pay-per-view.
I'm gonna kill him.
Why was I kept out of it?
You're neck deep in it.
Looks like we've got our own little war.
Let the dogs go down!
Caught between power and corruption, only the truth can save him.
Watch your back, Jack.
From Time Claxies Bestseller, Harrison Ford.
Clear and present danger.
Thrilling excitement at home on pay-per-view.
And now, the Cartoon Network, home of the top Toon stars, presents your favorite cartoon characters in 30 seconds flat.
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We now return to Saturday Night Fever, starring John Travolta.