TURN ON THE VOLUME
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Hey world, I'm back.
Know that old saying about diarrhea,
just let it run its course.
Why did I listen to that for so long?
Today, I did what was right for my body.
I took control.
I took Imodium.
Why suffer when Imodium-AD can stop diarrhea safely and gently,
often in just one dose?
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the dietary supplement that promotes digestive health.
...prison here.
It's invulnerable.
Medical emergency, deck seven, section 13 alpha.
It's in waiting.
The saline could be anywhere, at any time.
When the crew is possessed by sheer terror...
It could be in any one of us.
...no one is safe.
Stunner, she's the alien.
On the next Star Trek Voyager.
Weeknights at 10 on UPS 45.
Our free checking with direct deposit comes with so many other benefits,
we leave other banks in the dust.
Wells Fargo, the next day.
The next day, we go to the
Wells Fargo, the next day.
For years, doctors have urged you to eat foods low in fat and high in fiber.
Apparently, we got that all wrong.
A new study shows that men and women should eat more stuffed jalapenos
and bacon cheddar potato wedges.
Tests prove that when added to your meal,
whole jalapenos stuffed with three kinds of cheese
and bacon cheddar potato wedges can remove wrinkles.
Furthermore, I believe bacon prevents hair loss.
Where did you find this guy?
In a tobacco company.
She won a Grammy, starred in a hit show,
and earned respect as a big screen actress.
But the road to success hasn't been easy for Queen Latifah.
There's nothing I can't do if I put my mind to it.
Trace her remarkable steps from the top streets of New Jersey
to the Starline Boulevards of Hollywood.
And she'll talk about her latest challenge, her own talk show.
Queen Latifah, voice of a new generation.
Weekday mornings at 10 on UPN 45.
What makes a hero?
Lace, leather, and steel.
Queen of swords.
Sunday at noon on UPN 45.
This is an obvious waste of electricity.
But there are probably a few things you're doing
that aren't exactly helping during this power emergency either.
Like not turning off the stereo, computer, and TV when you leave a room.
Or bothering to flick off those lights.
If we all did just that, it would help out a lot.
And it's not even hard.
On the next Judge Hatchett.
Amber Ball turned this up and hit me upside my head.
Something is very wrong here.
A family living in fear.
If I don't give her money, she crush me like I'm a cat.
Of their violent granddaughter.
That wanna lock me up, cage me like I'm an animal.
Turns to the judge.
I'mma need help.
Shut up!
I will not disrespect your grandma.
Before it's too late.
My mama don't wanna believe me.
On the next Judge Hatchett.
Weekday mornings at 11.
On UPN 45.
Your ulcer is caused by an infection, not by food or stress.
Ulcer sufferers everywhere are hearing the same news from their doctors these days.
Your ulcer is caused by an infection, not by food or stress.
And when they realize this means their ulcers are curable for good,
they all have the same reaction.
Yes! An infection!
Okay, we're all set.
Ask your doctor if your ulcer is caused by an infection.
Then, ask for the cure.
I was so worried.
I know you were.
Who'd think it was the infection?
If you think you've seen the Beastmaster,
think again.
We're about to have a little party.
New mystery.
You're playing a dangerous game.
New adventures.
Play it carefully.
The all-new season.
Beastmaster.
Sunday morning at 11.
On UPN 45.
Next, Judge Mathis.
This case has caused me stress.
His actions speak louder than his words.
What's the matter?
I'm not sure.
And even his words...
Stress?
Here's stress.
He done lost your math a real lot.
But sign language in the courtroom...
He was writing crack house on my door.
Just making sure the crack addicts didn't get lost.
Now, the judge takes the words right out of his hand.
Hand me that thing.
I know, I finished her honor.
You know what that sounds like?
Next, Judge Mathis.
Weekday mornings at 9.
On UPN 45.
We have a big family and it's hard getting together sometimes.
sometimes. Now they get runs on Sundays, we can meet for lunch and do some shopping.
Make life a little easier and ride GET any day of the week.
I love my job, but getting here and home used to be difficult. Now that GET runs later at
night and on weekends, my life is a lot easier.
Make life a little easier and ride GET evenings and weekends.
Get here, get there, get everywhere.
Stop doing that.
Bite into the cheesy gordita crunch and you'll be rocked by a crunchy taco wrapped in warm
flatbread with a melted three cheese blend and spiked with a zesty pepper jack sauce.
You got cheese on your face. You big disgrace.
The cheesy gordita crunch only at Taco Bell.
I'm Napoleon Copeland running back for the Oakland Raiders and this is my son, Little
Napoleon. Football may only be a 60 minute game, but being a father lasted a lifetime.
As a football player, I know hard work, sacrifice and commitment are all a part of the game.
Same as being a good dad.
But being a father is not always easy. There's a lot to look forward to. Little Napoleon
gets my love and support and your kids need yours.
Fatherhood. It's a responsibility every dad can tackle.
What does it take to become one of the world's most elite bodyguards?
Lightning fast reflexes.
Superior firepower.
And the ability to accessorize.
Pamela Anderson's back for a whole new season. VIP.
On UPN 45.
Smackdown.
Hey, aren't you Jack?
Uh, no.
Hey, it's Jack.
Hey!
You got anything new coming out?
Well, do you like buffalo wings? Do you like Frank's red hot sauce?
Well, now you can dunk my chicken breast pieces in Frank's red hot sauce and they'll taste
just like buffalo wings.
So now when you want the great taste of buffalo wings, you won't have to go to strip clubs.
Richard Dean Anderson leads the SG-1 team.
The gate is open for the next level of adventure.
Get ready for an all new season.
Join them as they break on through to other worlds.
Stargates SG-1.
Saturday evening at 7 on UPN 45.
Being a parent is a joy.
You have days of absolute bliss that you thought you could never ever experience.
And then there are days that are so low you wonder why you ever became a parent.
Matthew Shepard.
You know, in a perfect world, because your child is gay, you don't worry about their
safety, you just worry about them being happy.
I loved Matt just the way he was.
Just the way he was.
Hands down the sexiest, funniest, most outrageous game show on TV.
Win, lose, or score.
Ladies, take your places.
All right, guys, let's get ready to rock.
The Daily Show to find out who really does know more about the opposite sex.
Sex Wars.
Play the game.
Weekdays at 3 p.m. on UPN 45.
It appears to be some kind.
If you want really big things.
My father was an iron worker.
Every day you have to go out there and prove yourself again.
If you feel good on your feet, you're going to be able to do a better job.
Wolverine Dura Shocks, the world's most comfortable boots, guaranteed.
When I got a comfortable pair of boots on my feet and at the end of the day I'm feeling pretty good,
I can have fun with my family at night.
Wolverine, boots and shoes since 1883.
I carry a lot of weight.
I need a good boot.
Get the right boot in the right size.
Wolverine is a guaranteed shoe center downtown.
My dad, he hits me every day.
I wish I could make him stop.
1-800-4-CHILD.
I hear the cries. I see the bruises.
I don't know what to do.
1-800-4-CHILD.
She looks like she hasn't eaten in days.
I've got a call. I've got to call.
If you suspect child abuse, one call can help give kids the childhood they deserve.
Contact the National Child Abuse Hotline.
Child Health USA. 1-800-4-CHILD.
Sunday afternoon at 2 on UPN 45.