One just ain't no fun, you know two is better than one.
One can't be so lonesome, but two is better than one.
Two, oh yeah, yeah, it's two better than one.
Two is better than one.
Dirts with Retson, Fresh and Brez, and Tastes Great.
Two men's in one.
Two, oh yeah, yeah, it's better than one.
Yeah, two is better than one.
This is a two hour ride.
So?
So what if my diarrhea comes back?
Oh, relax. You took these Imodium AD Caplets.
Just once. I always took the pink stuff two or three times.
Well, these are much better.
Imodium AD Caplets are so effective, they often work in one dose.
Instead of dose after dose after dose like the pink stuff.
I'm leaving.
Already?
Imodium AD Caplets can make your first attack of diarrhea your last.
I never thought I'd ever need glasses.
Or that I'd ever be reading financial journals.
And I never thought I'd drive anything from an American car company.
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All this and the quality of a mercury.
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Yeah, I could be open for a minute.
Not until you do the dishes.
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You look like a guy who'd like a fast million.
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Hey, nice catch.
Do people our age have a lifetime of knowledge up here?
Oh yes, I'm surprised our heads are much bigger.
And you could do something great with that knowledge.
You can pass it on, by training to become a teacher.
Now think about it, if you're intelligent, articulate, and enthusiastic...
Or if you like recess.
You could be an exceptional teacher.
The more you know about life, the more you know now is the time to teach.