This fall, it's business in the front, party in the back.
I was freaking standing!
The Mullets, coming this fall to UPN.
I was shaking at the thing!
You bear!
Hell yeah!
We have PG-13, opens June 27th.
We have a new
man.
You know Kenny, thanks to you and Stacker 2, the world's strongest fat burner, I've made some great new friends in racing.
But just last week, Scott Wimmer took me fishing.
Man, I hope you drive better than you fish.
But nobody compares to my new best friend, Tony Stewart.
Hey, Big Chef, there's room for one more.
Yeah.
Wait!
Burn fat, crush cravings and supercharge your energy.
Stacker 2 is fed your free.
Because you never know when you're going to need it.
Who said Kenny can't run fast?
When it comes over me, I know I totally lose control.
I like it.
All the rage.
All the power.
Unleash the fury.
Poke the Game, rated T for T.
For dry red eyes, Clear Eyes is awesome.
It removes redness and has the ingredients to moisturize.
Wow.
The difference is clear.
Clear eyes.
My brother, he started smoking pot when he was like my age.
He didn't drop out of school like some other guys.
And he didn't go to jail or get hooked on other drugs.
He didn't end up on the streets or anything like that.
What do you want?
He never really did anything.
At all.
You're supposed to be on fire and I was.
Five women left on an all new America's Next Top Model.
Tuesday at 9, 8 Central.
UPN this fall.
They're a rock and roll couple whose life gets rattled.
You've really changed, man.
I've never loved anything so much.
Sounds like being attached changes you into a woman.
Dan Cortez stars in the movie, The Last Jedi.
He's a great actor.
He's a great actor.
He changes a couple into a woman.
Dan Cortez stars in a brand new comedy, Rock Me Baby.
Coming Tuesdays this fall to UPN.
There are two types of people.
Those who run from trouble.
And those who stand, fight.
Which one are you?
Don't miss Lara Croft in this summer's blockbuster hit,
Tomb Raider, Angel of Darkness, rated T for Teen.
This is your brain.
This is their brain.
This is their brain.
Freeze.
I can't feel my face.
I felt that.
Oh.
A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
We're not stupid, you know.
Are you sure?
Yes, yes.
Dumb and dumber-er.
Are you trying to be funny or are you actually rea-
Special.
Rated PG-13.
Now playing.
Feeling overwhelmed by current events?
Don't turn to drugs and alcohol.
Hey, how was your run?
Great.
Substance abuse is not the way to manage life.
If you or someone you know needs information or treatment referral,
call 1-800-662-HELP.
Jake Foley is the NSA's top-
20-minute job.
computer geek.
I have you up and running in two.
until a freak accident gives him an upgrade like he never imagined.
Every one of his body functions is enhanced.
Jake 2.0.
This is so freaking cool.
Don't miss the premiere episode coming to UPN this fall.
Tuesday, one hot photoshoot in Paris.
You're supposed to be on fire and I- I was.
Five women left on an all-new America's Next Top Model.
Tuesday at 9, 8 Central.
Finally, a first-aid spray potent enough, effective enough, soothing enough to be called Gold Bond.
New Gold Bond Quick Spray.
Maximum strength medicine that helps stop pain, kill germs, and prevent infection.
Finally, a first-aid spray that does it all.
Gold Bond.
You can't stop pain from happening, but you can stop it from hurting.
With the Icy Hot Patch.
Concentrated pain relief that's icy first to dull the pain, then hot to relax pain away for hours of relief.
It's fantastic how long it works.
Okay, your free checking account's all set up.
Great.
Hey, what are you-
Oh, that's just Bob.
Morning.
He'll be assessing your check card fees for you.
Isn't this a free checking account?
Oh, technically, yes.
Hi.
Miss Blackburn's deducting your monthly account fee.
Nice to meet you.
Tired of being faked out by your bank's version of free?
Okay, what now?
Oh, I don't know, he doesn't work here.
Get a checking account that's truly free.
Washington Mutual.
More human interest.
Confidential.
Take a look back at the historic venue of WrestleMania 1 and WrestleMania 10.
It's the world's most famous arena and home of WrestleMania 20.
Madison Square Garden.
WWE Confidential.
This Saturday at 11, 10 Central.
Presenting Coinstar, the most convenient and hassle-free way for everyone to transform all their needs changed into lightweight cash.
You sure you're okay?
I've never felt better.
The Hulk, rated PG-13.
You ready, my man?
I was born ready.
Hey, Rick, sure is getting close to lunchtime, huh?
It sure is, Jim.
Any ideas?
Well, Subway's got something delicious.
Like the new Chipotle Southwest Steak and Cheese.
Sliced steak topped with melted cheese and a new Chipotle sauce for an added spicy kick.
Served hot on fresh baked gourmet bread.
You know, I can go for one right now.
Yeah.
Excellent work, my friend.
Yeah.
Subway is fresh!
Attention summer travelers.
With fares as low as $15 and buses rolling 24-7, Greyhound is the way to travel without the wear and tear on your car.
Whoops, that's gonna cost them.
Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us.
In 1998, while giving a sworn testimony, the head of one major tobacco company said, quote,
I am unclear in my own mind as to whether anybody dies from cigarette smoke-related diseases.
This is my dad.
He died on September 12, 2002, from throat cancer from smoking.
Is that clear enough?
Greed is good.
It will get you everything.
It will get you everything.
If you have to pile drive your enemy to do so.
Get ready for some real greed.
It's a great and heavy one.
Jail sheep.
Jail sheep.
For ultimate results.
I travel all over going to Scottish festivals and I always stay at Motel 6.
I get to rest, save money, and I'm very comfortable.
That makes one of us.
We'll leave the light on for you in a core hotel.
Coming this fall, a comedy with a whole new attitude.
Tia is gonna be my wife and you're gonna have to get used to that.
Nisi is the mother of my son and you're gonna have to get used to that.
I'm about to be in hell for the rest of my life and I'm gonna have to get used to that.
Welcome to the real world of extended blended families.
All of Us premieres Tuesdays this fall on UPN.
This fall, it's business in the front, party in the back.
Hell and freakin' standin'!
The Mullets, coming this fall to UPN.
And now, the WWE snack of the night is brought to you by Subway.
Fresh made sandwiches on fresh baked bread.
Subway, eat fresh.
The world is in peril.
Welcome to the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
League of what?
On July 11.
Whoa.
Discover an adventure.
It's Jack, it's your service.
In a league...
...of its own.
And the game is on.
Sean Connery, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Perfect. This film might get made at July 11.
Rated M for Mature.
Listen closely. You're the best the confederation has ever put together.
Your objective, total obliteration.
Blue Force.
For interplanetary combat, there's no power greater than X.
Don't be frightened by these amazing pictures.
These are actual vehicles taken in trade at Southwest Kia, I-20 at Southampton in Dallas.
In fact, Southwest Kia on I-20 at Southampton gave the owners $2,000 in trade.
Imagine for a moment that they gave $2,000 for these junkers.
How much your vehicle would be worth.
So push, pull, drag, or tow your vehicle into Southwest Kia.
And be happily surprised for what you can get for your car in trade.
Southwest Kia, I-20 at Southampton in Dallas.
We don't care how you get here. Just get here.
Mixed DeVry 40 today for free information.
DeVry University. Think ahead.
Oh, shit, you!
They only stole their gold.
How do you do it?
Think if you're planning on my own.
They want it back.
Are you ready?
Everybody, yeah!
The Italian Job, with PG-13, now play.
Jamie flips for fancy.
But he's got some competition.
UPN-21's working it tonight at 9.30.
The 70's Show, weeknights at 6 on UPN-21.