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Tonight's be my November.
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Alright.
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Two thumbs up. Diane Lane is Oscar-worthy.
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Winner of seven Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Director.
I've always wanted to see the frontier before it's gone.
See Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves tonight at 8 on TNT.
Great at performance.