An FX network premiere.
Didn't have to get married to have lousy sex.
No, I did.
Sharon Stone, Isabella Johnny.
Good to get it over with, now we can get on with the read.
And Kathy Bates.
Where's the body?
Come on!
Diablo League.
Premiers tomorrow night at 8, only on FX.
Your friend is dead.
Nathan Burke is the only one who believes her old boyfriend is still alive.
He's back, he's been watching.
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Katie?
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Katie Holmes.
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Benjamin Brack.
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Abandoned.
Ready PG-13.
Starts Friday everywhere.
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There's more on your mind beyond breath.
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Next please.
Well hello.
Oh great, a talking gecko.
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They've been the best of friends.
You think it would be wrong for me to approach him?
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This is a murder trial. I at least assumed you'd be prepared.
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Girls Club. Premiers next week on Fox.
Tonight on FX. Chevy Chase.
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Randy Quain.
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The Griswolds hit the road on their craziest trip yet.
Vegas Vacation. Tonight at 8 on FX.
Tonight on Son of the Beach.
Oh, hello.
Notch's unit comes between Kimberly and her.
Mother?
This is so wrong.
Son of the Beach. Tonight at 10 only on FX.
The best is yet to come and they won't let me find
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It's really true.
Next network premiere.
I didn't have to get married to have lousy sex.
I did.
Sharon Stone and Kathy Bates, the mind-bending thriller.
Where's the body?
Diabolique premieres tomorrow night at 8 only on FX.
FX presents 13 Hours of Fright, a daylong marathon of the most frightening films ever, including the FX network premiere of Halloween.
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It's a car show.
In an abandoned ship, something is waiting.
I said we get the hell out of here.
Something they can't explain.
Something they can't escape.
Ghost ship.
Wait at R. Starts Friday, October 25th.
How about the Iron Curtain?
The Iron Curtain.
All time. That's all time.
That was the group.
That's all pro.
The hogs.
That was the steel curtain.
Iron curtain.
Yeah, the steel curtain.
All the rules.
Who's supposed to know that, man?
The Iron Curtain was another team.
Oh, was it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were in the AFL.
What'd they call the Cowboys, man?
Back in the heyday.
Y'all got three rings.
What's happening?
Criminals.
The NFL Show with Irvin, Syragusa, and Davidson.
Saturday nights and Sunday...
I invited the guys from the Hobby Hut to help me with a taste test.
Who's that?
Focus.
I've totally reworked my bacon ultimate cheeseburger.
It's way juicier, the smoky bacon's thicker.
Heck, the buns are bigger just to hold it.
I'm so confident it's my best ever that if Jason doesn't love it,
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Tonight on Son of the Beach.
Oh, hello.
Thatch's unit comes between Kimberly and her.
This is so raw!
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I hope you slept well, because now you die.
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Katie's life is perfect, but nothing this good lasts forever.
Your friend is dead.
Katie Holmes.
He's back.
Benjamin Bratt.
Where you go, I can follow.
Abandoned.
It's pretty dirty.
Starts fighting everywhere.
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was right.
And the old boys were drinking whiskey and bryin', singing this'll be the day that I die.
Okay, let's go.
Until the very end, we'll be there.
Up next, Chevy Chase stars in the hilarious comedy Biggest Vacation.
Then at 10 and 1030, it's back-to-back episodes of Son of the Beach, only on FF.
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Next on FX, Chevy Chase.
This is the number one family destination in America.
Randy Quaid.
Hose down now, kids. Chicken's almost ready.
The Griswolds hit the road on their craziest trip yet.
Vegas Vacation, next on FX.
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You are not going to believe what I'm looking at.
Got any gummy bears?
What's ever on the shelf there, G.
I can't even tell you.
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I'm stepping out with my baby.
Can't go wrong, cause I'm in right.
It's boy's time.
Can't go wrong, cause I'm in right.
It's boy's show, not for maybe.
The GMC envoy has a hydroformed steel frame.
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