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Uh-oh.
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Still no winner.
Estimated motto jackpot, three million dollars.
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Ha ha ha ha!
You've been holding back all year.
Isn't it about time you did something good for yourself?
Like stopping by your Chevy Geodealer during the year in Countdown
and getting a special smart lease on this fabulous Chevy Lumina.
It includes great features like the standard dual airbags, room for six adults, and powerful V6.
And that's just for starters.
Don't put off till tomorrow what you can enjoy today.
See your Chevy Geodealers today.
Sale ends January 8th.
Buster River.
Strange luck is brought to you by Red Lobster, for the seafood lover in you.
Okay, let's meet a Red Lobster in an hour.
It's Red Lobster's ultimate feast.
All your favorites on one plate.
Rock lobster, roasted shrimp, fried shrimp, and snow crab.
Hurry, the ultimate feast ends soon. Happy holidays from Red Lobster.
Okay, ready?
Unendurable.
Had everything they ever wanted.
We got lots of stuff to do.
But when they stumbled into the biodome, the doors are sealed.
All they needed was duck kick.
Was a way out.
Holly Shore, what do your boys want?
To die and come back as the leotards?
Steven Baldwin.
Ham is excellent source of photosynthesis.
Excuse me?
Biodome, rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, January 12th at theaters everywhere.
I'm glad you made it to the reunion.
Oh, I can't believe it's been 20 years.
You okay?
I could use some Tylenol.
Oh, Ibuprofen, no, I can't. I had an ulcer.
Really? My husband had an ulcer.
Oh, he should be careful.
My doctor says Ibuprofen can aggravate an ulcer.
Tylenol just works great.
If you're using Ibuprofen, Tylenol may be safer for you.
Talk to your doctor.
20 years later, you're still giving me the answers.
Are you ever gonna listen?
Okay, now don't get Grandma too excited.
That's right, your poor dear is probably a bit weak.
She has been running on the same Duracell battery since the Ice Age.
The Duracell battery sure do last.
The Comfort Top. No battery is stronger, longer.
Every year, people have trouble keeping their resolutions to eat better.
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Call 1-800-FREE-BOX for a sample to help make this year a healthy end for everyone.
After years of hard work, Ned needs a vacation.
I have to insist that you take your two weeks.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But with a trip to paradise...
Why don't you go to an island? Maybe a nice club, Ned?
Help him relax.
I expected all my shades to run out by 10 a.m.
Catch a brand new Ned and Stacey, Monday.
I'm sorry. It's not...
Fox, under the helmet, brought to you by Toyota.
For 15 years, Toyota trucks have led the field.
And every time we powered over the competition, we planted a flag in their honor.
But even that wasn't enough.
We still had to make a name for ourselves.
Tacoma. Just named pick-up truck of the year.
As you try to score on the football field, you're always going to have setbacks.
There are setbacks in life, too.
Such as having problems passing a class, not finding a job, or experiencing trouble at home.
You know, none of these mean that you've lost the game.
But you have to come back and turn it around.
Get help through counselors or tutors, and realize that everyone experiences setbacks.
Not just you. But we all have to overcome them.
Finally. Don't play that game.
Bart's school is getting uniforms.
My sling shot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination.
A brand new Simpson, Sunday.
You want to be happy, you gotta make your own rules.
Like, if it sounds too good to be true, try it.
That's how I discovered this healthy choice cereal from Kellogg's.
These guys wrote new rules for this almond crunch with raisins.
Like, give it a bunch of raisins and almonds.
Mix it with oat clusters for a real crunch.
Then add a little brown sugar and cinnamon, so no one will believe it's a good source of fiber.
And it's low in fat.
Could have written that rule myself.
Healthy choice cereal. Sure, it's good for you.
But taste rules.
A night at Blockbuster.
That was a great romance.
Yeah?
I'm not ashamed to say I cried at the end.
But comedy's good. My friends say I'm a pretty funny guy.
Really?
So, do you want to pick up some movies, get together later?
You want to get together with me tonight and have some fun?
Here, arms, legs, abs, and buns. Call me when you catch your breath.
Come to Blockbuster Video. Check out our huge selection.
Pick up the Claudia Schiffer Workout Series.
Link in a Blockbuster night.
The temperature inside your mouth is 98.6 degrees.
The same as a sweltering jungle.
But the temperature inside a winter fresh mouth tastes...
Wow!
Winter fresh gum from Wrigley's.
Icy cool freelo! Icy cool freelo!
That lasts. And lasts. And lasts.
You know what I'm talking about.
Dry winter fresh gum for icy cool breath that lasts.
Being in the playoffs is the greatest feeling in the world.
You have to win. This is football at its best.
The NFC Division of Playoffs this weekend on Fox.
Late night Saturday.
Maxwell Smarty here.
Mad TV scoops the movies.
Missed me by that much.
Mad TV, late night Saturday.
I have more money.
On January 26th, the silence will be shattered.
Call it a screamer.
Where are they coming from?
Underground.
From the author of Blade Runner and Total Recall.
We got a new kind of screamer.
Smarter now.
Get out of here!
There's too many of them. It's useless.
Hang on!
Screamers. Wait it on.
This is January 26th.
Whopper. 99 cents.
Get your burgers worth.
Al Bundy presents How to Install a Satellite Dish.
I'm gonna go set up the ladder.
I'm gonna set up the funeral.
Remove dish from box.
Attach to roof.
Sit back and enjoy.
And again, TV looks just like that.
Except this guy's on fire.
Married with Children, a brand new episode Sunday.
Sylvester Stallone, Sandra Bullock, Wesley Snipes.
What I wouldn't give for some action.
Demolition Man. World broadcast premiere Tuesday.
This is a Fox News update.
House Republicans voted to reopen the government,
but warned the President to give them honest figures.
And Fred Goldman called O.J. a coward
for getting a delay on answering questions about his son's murder.
This has been a Fox News update.
It's always good, the highest quality, the savings and the service and the wide variety.
It's always fresh, as fresh as it can be.
Always good, always fresh, always grow good.
This week at Burger Save on USDA Choice, boneless chuck roast, only $1.39 a pound.
Get six packs of Coke favorites, just $1.39.
And remember, all check lanes are open Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m. for your convenience.
Always good, always fresh, always grow good.
It's not easy being a kid.
There's a lot to worry about.
Did I study enough for English?
Did I bring my soccer uniform?
Will I ever understand math?
This is it.
Is mom getting on my case again?
Am I gonna get into college?
But there's one thing I'm not gonna worry about.
I'm not gonna get pregnant, get pregnant, get sick, get sick, or something worse.
That's why I'm not gonna have sex until I'm married.
Sound corny?
I have enough to worry about.
Everyone switching to Fox 21, Fox 27.
Can we just use...
Okay, here's the game plan.
Buy two jars of Chi Chi's Ristorante style sauces, you get this neat Chi Chi's Salsa Bowl 3,
and a rebate on any brand of tortilla chips.
Look for this display.
Thanks to Chi Chi's, I finally got my bowl bit.
Strong cold medicines used to wipe me out,
but Sudafed's severe cold formula quiets my cough without drowsiness,
opens my stuffy nose without drying me out,
and eases pain without stomach irritation.
The relief you need without the side effects you don't.
Take Sudafed instead.
Coming up on HBO.
Aw, might be the best part.
Another town, another show.
Wake up on the bus, but that's life on the road.
Though the morning is bright, it still feels like last night.
Mountain grown, old just to prove.
That aroma pulls me through.
So wherever I roam, it always brings me home.
The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.
Humans created in the lab.
Aliens out to destroy planet Earth.
If you like the X-Files, don't miss this brand new Space Above and Beyond Sunday.
We tried to exterminate them.
Now it's payback time.
Cockroaches. They're everywhere. I'm surrounded.
X-Files, next.
There's a unique automobile on its way from Marysville, Ohio.
Distinctively equipped.
Built in limited numbers.
Exceptionally priced.
And available for only a limited time.
The result of 25 years of automotive wisdom and experience.
And a commemoration of them.
The 25th anniversary accord.
Just $17,375.
A rare addition at your Honda dealer.
Appalachian Power is always looking for ways to use energy more efficiently.
Appalachian Power is now AEP. American Electric Power.
Same company, new name, even brighter future.
You too, me.
Who's Joke?
He was a lawnmower man until my next door neighbor turned him into a genius.
Joke's waiting.
Welcome to LiveRoad, Peter.
I found the secret to immortality.
Joke's watching.
In three days I'll be in every system in the world.
And when he goes online...
No one checks out until we find his dreams.
He'll control your world.
This universe is mine.
Lawnmower Man 2 Beyond Cyberspace.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, January 12th.
My name is Dan Streepak and I'm a motion picture makeup artist.
My business is about perfection.
What I like about Max Factor Silk Perfection is that it transforms not just from liquid to a powder,
but to a really perfect makeup finish in one very quick step.
Okay, all set.
Thank you.
When you do makeup when it's done correctly, it pops at you.
It becomes transformative.
Silk Perfection does that job very well.
Max Factor Silk Perfection, makeup that performs.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Okay?
One more?
And Jack, you went up, up, up, up, the beanstalk.
Oh, what big eyes you have.
And then Mama Bear said, somebody's been eating my part.
No, I don't know who.
You have to wait till the end of the story.
From MCI's friends and family, you save on every call to everyone.
All the better to see you with.
So you can talk a little longer.
No, I don't know how they lived in the chute.
It's a size 90, it's a big chute.
MCI's friends and family, real savings, real simple.
You want another one?
Okay, let's meet a Red Lobster in an hour.
It's Red Lobster's ultimate feast.
All your favorites on one plate.
Rock lobster, roasted shrimp, fried shrimp, and snow crab.
Hurry, the ultimate feast ends soon.
Happy holidays from Red Lobster.
Throat meat soothing.
Reach for celestial seasoning soothers.
Real fruit juice flavor in all natural herbal throat drops.
Not too sweet, not too strong.
Sore throat relief, that's just right.
Celestial seasoning soothers.
The greatest technological breakthrough in the history of sports
premieres at the NHL All-Star Game.
Saturday, January 20th on Fox.
I'm cops.
Wendy's 99 cent super value menu has always been more about the food than the price.
What did you get?
Chili and baked potato.
That looks good.
Because everything is made fresh so it's more delicious.
What's that?
Caesar side salad.
What'd you get?
Junior bacon cheeseburger and a biggie fry.
How about you?
Baked potato and side salad, my favorite lunch.
I'm gonna get that next time.
You should really try this.
That looks great, Celeste.
Has anyone ever told you you look like that Dave guy?
Other places can copy our 99 cent price but they can't copy our food.
Huh.
I'm such an expert.
On the next cops.
There's a fight, a bunch of people in front of an address with sticks and bats.
A street fight leaves one man injured and three men in custody.
Can you recognize the guys who did you?
Now police must decide who is telling the truth.
Cause I'm getting a little upset listening to this garbage.
Cause that's just what it is.
There's two sides to every crime.
Gotta get another story here to see what's going on.
On Cops tonight at 10 on Fox 21, Fox 27.
Mashed tonight at 11 on Fox 21, Fox 27.
Truth, truth like us.
Every week Pizza Hut talks to 50,000 people all across America.
Hello.
I want Pizza Hut.
I didn't know I had pizza.
Cause we want to know what you think.
The delivery guy was right on time.
I gave the green peppers to my sister.
And it was just the right amount of cheese.
I love pizza for breakfast.
In fact, dad likes pizza better than mom's cooking.
After all, it's not our Pizza Hut.
It's your Pizza Hut.
Call back anytime you want some new ice.
You'll love the stuff we're made of.
Okay, Ramblers, let's get rambling.
For two brothers on the run, one night is all that stands between them and freedom.
This is my kind of place.
But it's going to be one hell of a night.
On Friday, January 19th.
Open the door!
The showdown is on.
Oh, yeah!
From Robert Rodriguez.
From Quentin Tarantino.
From dusk till dawn.
Wait it out.
Starts January 19th everywhere.
Take a breath.
Notice anything?
Well, if you happen to have a tic-tac in your mouth, you would.
You notice your breath tastes fresh.
And people around you would notice a fresh breath, too.
Can you breathe without a tic-tac?
Of course.
But I wouldn't recommend it.
Unit 7, do not attempt to enter premises. Wait for backup.
Do you copy, Unit 7?
Unit 7?
Hey, are you okay?
Uh, it's 3 o'clock.
I can't believe this heartburn.
You and your let's go Mexican tonight.
You didn't take the pepsi de c before you ate, did you?
Pepsi de c?
Yeah, could have stopped your heartburn before it even started.
Oh, so I could actually be sleeping right now.
We could be sleeping.
We.
Take one now, it controls acid all night long.
Oh, all night?
Mm-hmm.
Water?
You're so good to me.
You can sleep heartburn free with Pepsi de c.
They live under the same roof.
I'm thinking maybe I should move up there.
Forget it, it's mine, I called it.
But don't ask them to share the same bedroom.
Am I crazy or did this happen on the brady hunt?
And when they called off their wedding, they thought it was the end.
But it may be just the beginning.
Do you want to kiss me right here?
A brand new Party of Five, Wednesday.