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This is the true story of 7 Fish.
Pick to live in a bowl.
To find out what happens when fish stop being polite.
And start getting real.
The real bowl.
Yeah, we were all cleaning a bowl and some of us were doing more work than others.
Sunshine, you best to be helping me, okay? It's your bowl too.
You just don't like me because I'm gold.
You calling me a racist bitch?
Next on a very special real bowl.
Everybody, everybody stop swimming.
I'm pregnant.
Patsy and Adina, could this be the last goodbye?
Well, I'll see you then, huh?
Don't count on it, babe.
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And remember, just because you see the credits, doesn't mean the show's over.
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What's up, big man?
What's up, big man?
These guys are lunch meat.
Mysteriously smooth. Red like Big Man's beard.
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But her admirers had better beware, for now she was the leech woman.
It's a beautiful day! Why don't you kids do something different for a change?
Get out! Go!
Okay, Mom!
Get out!
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Mom, do you still love Daddy?
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Mom, he's done it again!
If I had to choose one moment, it would be when I met you.
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I guess it's still a matter of the strike, huh?
You're telling me.
What do we do?
There's only one thing to do. Take them off the pizza.
What? Are you nuts?
Do you know how much that would cost?
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What's $399 times $50,000?
$200,000.
How much you got, Arthur?
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I got two.
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Won't graduate on time.
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One gram of cocaine costs as much as a boombox.
Three grams of cocaine costs as much as a TV.
Seven grams? A trip to Paris.
A gram a week for a year? A new car.
If you're on coke, everything you work for is disappearing.
Right under your nose.
You may step down now, Casey.