I thought that's what I was having, yeah.
Can I have some more of this fresh squeezed orange juice?
No, it's... don't praise him.
We have fresh squeezed orange juice?
Ah!
Is that a yes or a no?
Drop a can of pure premium.
You just can't pick a better juice.
Kung Fu, the legend continues.
Sunday night at 10 on TV 44.
Star Trek The Next Generation is being brought to you by
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The chains of scene will do you good.
From the producer and the director of Fatal Attraction.
Suppose I were to offer you one million dollars.
For one night with your wife.
A provocative offer.
David, I think you want me to do it.
An irresistible seduction.
You might enjoy it.
Don't bet on it.
An indecent proposal.
It was just sex, not love, just sex.
Redford, Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson.
Indecent proposal, rated R.
Starts Wednesday, April 7.
We're gonna take a picture.
Here we go.
Okay, give me a big smile.
Don't worry, kids love me.
Oh, it's a phone.
They want you to smile.
They'll call you back.
So this guy walks into us like that just with the squid on his hand.
Oh, you've heard this one.
Ow!
Funny thing happened to me on the windless sandbox today.
Look, I'm the mouse man.
Don't cry, it's just me.
It's not really a mouse, it's...
I'm dying here.
You like French fries?
You like McDonald's?
What did I tell you?
Kids love me.
Be our guest, be our guest.
Put our magic to the test.
Bring our hearts in full of wonder.
And let Disney do the rest.
You're away.
Come along, sit it up and have a ball.
Don't concern us here, it's never second best.
It's just a land and sea.
It's gonna make me.
Just be our guest, be our guest, be our guest.
Walt Disney World invites you to be our guest.
Call 407-W-D-Disney.
We know you see
All the men you have to be
Just how much you give
All the lives you live
From Gillette sensor technology comes the Gillette Series.
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The best, the best a man can get.
The Gillette Series with Gillette sensor is redefining men's grooming.
Powerful, it's powerful too.
Pretty serious.
Light year by L.A. Tech.
Things in the upper class of sneakers on the court.
That is real cool.
I wonder who thought of this.
Some big college AAA masters degree having.
There must be some brainy mugs.
If people start having too much fun with this they're gonna bam it.
Gotta own the light if you wanna own the night.
Fisher Price Dinosaurs.
They're a scream.
Ragoo introduces Beef Tonight and people can't wait to get home for dinner.
Beef Tonight, three new simmer sauces that turn your ground beef into hearty meals.
Like barbecue beef and beef stroganoff.
I feel like beef tonight.
Wells Fargo has been helping Californians invest for the future since Gold Rush days.
Wow, look at you.
Buying my own spread, Jake.
What? You struck it rich while it wasn't looking.
I never struck it rich, Jake. I didn't have to.
But the money.
Trust it into Wells Fargo.
You know, I put away money with Wells Fargo myself.
I got five ounces of gold riding to town with you.
Hey!
You're gonna do all right, man.
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When cars are called luxury sedans, what does that mean?
Leather appointments? Absolutely.
Dual airbags, wood trim? Mandatory.
You gotta have a CD player and power sunroof.
But you know what? On most luxury sedans, these features cost extra.
Not the Infiniti J30. They're all standard.
See, Infiniti thinks when you buy a luxury car, the luxury shouldn't be optional.
For a variety of J30 leases, see your Infiniti dealer today.
It's Toyota's Simply Irresistible Sales Event.
Your Toyota dealer has a big selection on the best.
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Or Corolla, the best Corolla ever.
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The Nike Air Raid.
The Reebok Boulevard Blacktop.
The Fila Cage.
And the Converse Star Map.
Does the defense rest?
Never.
The verdict?
We find Footlocker guilty as charged
of having the ultimate outdoor basketball collection.
We got next.
Whoa!
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You could visit Mom, or she could visit you.
Mmm, maybe not.
So for big savings on travel, come to Safeway.
Because nobody does it better.
A shocking murder.
A bizarre twist.
I killed her.
A deadly trap.
There's going to be a number two.
And a three, and a four, and a five.
In the heat of the summer.
How long are you gonna let this go on?
You're coming apart on me now.
Murder is in the air.
So you think this will hold your interest for a little while?
More terrifying than Cape Field.
Kurt Mussel, Andy Garcia, The Mean Season.
Coming to you from the United States on T.V. 44.
The World is a Very Cool Place.
Want to run all your software fast?
Then look for the Intel Inside symbol on your next computer.
It says you got a real power source on the inside.
Like the upgradable Intel 486 microprocessor.
Power it up and run your software.
At light speed.
Intel. The computer inside.
There's only one chocolate that tastes as smooth as silk.
Dove chocolate.
Pure, rich, smooth.
Silk becomes chocolate.
Dove, slowly blended to a texture so fine.
It makes ordinary chocolate seem...
ordinary.
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One of these engines was filled with castrol Sintec, a synthetic oil.
The rest with conventional oils.
They were then drained and started without oil to prove a point.
You see Sintec has a unique molecular structure that bonds to engine parts.
Lab tests show it needs a layer of protection far stronger than conventional oils.
And if Sintec protects this well now, imagine if you leave it in.
Castrol Sintec. Protects in ways other oils can't.
Next time on The Untouchables...
Either get out of Chicago or we will throw you out using any means necessary.
...Illiadness cracks down on corruption.
Federal agents, nobody move.
But yet he paid the ultimate price for justice.
You start annoying Al Capone and he's gonna come down on you like a ton of bricks.
A blood feud rages on.
Your deadness, you're dead!
On the next exciting episode of The Untouchables.
At a new time, Friday night at 9 on TV 44.
McDonald's doesn't have it, Wendy's doesn't have it.
It's Burger King's new flame-broiled meatloaf sandwich.
Daddy TV.
I love this place!
You a big meatloaf fan?
That's right.
It's the new flame-broiled meatloaf sandwich.
Good deal? I'm impressed.
Flame-broiled meatloaf patty with onions and ketchup.
Would you like to try this?
Good! It's much better than my mother ever made.
Oh. Sorry, Mom.
How's it taste?
It's very delicious.
It's the new flame-broiled meatloaf sandwich.
It's your way right away.
I love this place.
Levi's loose-fitting jeans.
A loose interpretation of the original.
In the ongoing march against dirt, Bissell takes a giant step forward.
Bissell proudly brings you one powerful cleaning system that deep-cleans deep-down carpet dirt,
powerfully cleans your upholstery, and even replaces your vacuum for everyday cleaning and wet-pills, too.
The Bissell Big Green Clean Machine.
Once again, Bissell makes dirt history.
The Lone Ranger.
Who was that masked man who stopped the horses?
I don't know.
Would he give me this?
Still going, nothing outlasts the Energizer battery.
It keeps going and going and...