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Asenado found his way to...
Supposed to see. It's Genie's belly button. And it's part of our television heritage.
When I Dream of Genie was conceived in 1965, Genie's harem costume was considered quite risque.
So network sensors drew the line right above Barbara Eden's navel.
They were even stricter with bathing suits.
Larry Hagman somehow managed to get around the belly button rule.
And if you look closely on rare occasions, Barbara Eden did too.
Don't blink or you'll miss Genie's belly button on I Dream of Genie only on Nick at Night.
Nick at Night presents classic TV poetry.
Dark alley blues.
All at once you lost your first name.
We could be lying in a dark alley calling my name.
What a shame.
It's only a game.
A nice home, a wife and a simple life.
A man who has never had Chinese food in his whole life.
My mama was right, there's blues in the night.
I believe it, but I'm not very bright.
Baxter, I watch you every night.
On Nick at Night. On Nick at Night.
I love Hank. I hate the smell.
But why use a flowery cover-up?
That's no way to freshen the air.
That's like sweeping dirt under a rug.
And I'd never do that.
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The following is a community service message from phone patrol.
If you or anyone you know makes collect calls from home or anywhere,
please dial 1-800-Collect.
Hard-earned cash is at stake.
Thank you.
Take a taste break at breakfast time.
Taste the thrills, hear the rhymes.
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Have you had your break today?
Oh, menstrual cramps.
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Every Thursday night this summer, Nick at Night uncorks the most celebrated bottle in the classic TV cellar.
Genie Thursdays.
Yes, every Thursday during Nick at Night's block party summer,
sip from six different vintage episodes of I Dream of Genie.
Full-bodied fruity television that's...
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The San Francisco treat.
How about some Nick at Night to make you feel better?
Nick at Night, all night, every night. Good TV for your appetite.
You're on the road with Nick at Night Sunday Drivers.
P for Park.
How did you do that?
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As we, the Class of 95, rise to the challenge of a new day,
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Don't let this window of opportunity pass you by.
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From classic formals to our new contemporary casuals,
JCPenney's stores and catalogs sell more window coverings than anyone else.
And that covers a lot of brown. Not to mention, a lot of windows.
The window covering sale, now through August 26.
So many magazines to choose from. How do you know which one is right for you?
The answer?
Naked Night Magazine. A one-time only, collectible 10th anniversary issue.
Jam-packed with over 70 pages of TV land stories.
Credit card holders, call this number right now to get yours for just $3.95 plus shipping and handling.
Why Naked Night Magazine? Let's compare.
Time Magazine. Interesting. Topical.
But very little coverage of the buying none.
People Magazine.
Fun to read.
But no Barberino or Genie pen-ups.
Wait a minute. TV Guy. Useful.
Frequent mention of Naked Night.
Ah, but no test that can win you this handsome merit badge.
Nice badge. Plus you get the dragnet finger puppets.
Just the fact. You get the info.
Call 1-800-328-5666 to get your collectible 10th anniversary Naked Night Magazine.
Hey, my daddy said you got to raise a little cane to make a great ham sandwich.
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That ham is slow baked in its natural juices. It's so good and so low in fat.
Mmm, that sweet brown sugar.
Hey, listen to the sugar man.
Hillshire Farm. Taste the difference, huh?
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While you weren't looking, something magical happened.
The durability of an oil-based enamel and the easy cleanup of a latex came together.
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Grandpa? Marilyn?
Monday's all block party summer long here on Nick at Night.
Next on Nick at Night, it's Dragnet, followed by the Adventures of Superman and the White Shadow.
And remember, if you don't see it, just ask.
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Oh, sweetie pie.
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But what is it?
It is water.
And I'm its thirsty little flower.
Intellectually, it slaps me in the face.
It's it's.
Excuse me.
It's a private issue.
The new Private Issue Card lets you choose from designs painted by celebrities.
Plus, you pick the features you want, even your billing date.
Thank you.
He's the artist.
Oh, yeah, and a musician on the side, I believe.
What's the card you designed?
It's a private issue.
Use it where you see the novice side.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, everybody.
The time is right.
We're going to show you how to make that night.
Just click on that dial.
And Nick hit night.