Be on the lookout for Nick at Night Sunday Drivers.
Be careful, there's a moving thing up ahead!
They have no sense of direction.
Turn left. Left. Right. Right.
No one is safe.
I may never drive again.
Fasten your seatbelts for Sunday Drivers.
Next on Nick at Night.
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Whereas the excitement of lunch used to be found on the outside, now it can be found on the inside.
New Nabisco Snack Packs. Your favorites like Oreo and Ritz-Bitt sandwiches in perfect size packages.
Tried to go everywhere kids go.
Let's go!
New Nabisco Snack Packs. And your cookie and cracker are off.
Get going, places.
How far do you have to go for great tasting water?
As far as your faucet.
The Brita Water Filtration Pitcher has the special Brita filter that reduces chlorine flavor, lead, the things nature never intended.
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Please have one.
You should try these. You really should.
Some things are too good to keep to yourself. Like Quaker Rice Cakes.
Hey, it tastes good. It's sweet. I like it.
I love that caramel one. Caramel?
I'm in trouble.
Whoa, major crunch going on here. Try it. Try any one of the flavors.
What if you feel like you're snacking?
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They're very good.
Nick at Night's Block Party Summer is serving up six back-to-back episodes of Bewitched every Wednesday night.
Now six episodes may sound like a lot, but Bewitched is so light you can have one right after the other.
How light? See for yourself.
Vacuum cleaners. Babies. Luggage. So light they float.
It's plastic TV that won't weigh you down.
Bewitched be Wednesdays. On the air all Block Party Summer long here on Nick at Night.
So many magazines to choose from. How do you know which one is right for you?
The answer?
Nick at Night Magazine. A one-time only, collectible 10th anniversary issue.
Jam-packed with over 70 pages of TV land stories.
Credit card holders, call this number right now to get yours for just $3.95 plus shipping and handling.
Why Nick at Night Magazine? Let's compare.
Time Magazine. Interesting. Topical. But very little coverage of the buying none.
People Magazine. Fun to read.
But no Barberino or Genie pinups.
Wait a minute. TV Guide. Useful. Frequent mention of Nick at Night.
Ah, but no test that can win you this handsome merit badge.
Nice badge. Plus you get the dragnet finger puppets.
Just the fact. You get the info.
Call 1-800-328-5666 to get your collectible 10th anniversary Nick at Night Magazine.
Here's a breakthrough in caring for your teeth.
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And it's safe to use every day.
Introducing AquaFresh Whitening with its patented TriClean formula.
In clinical tests, AquaFresh was proven to whiten better than Crest.
Even Rembrandt can't beat it.
You see AquaFresh Whitening is different.
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Does things big bags won't.
Lightweight. Power for carpets.
Bare floors. Car.
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Stand by.
Walmart back to school, take four.
Ow!
I like...ugh.
Take 23.
Be cool for school.
We love this time of year.
I'm gonna need pens. Pencils.
Shorts and like t-shirts.
And the baggy jeans.
They come in here, they're excited, they're eager to go back to school.
What?
And they know they can get it all right here.
Luckily at Walmart all the prices are really low.
Best thing about going out to school is you get to spend all your parents' money.
Roll sound.
Marker.
Back to Walmart for back to school.
Now there's a frosting so whipped up and easy to spread.
You don't even need a knife.
New Betty Crocker Whipped Deluxe.
So whipped up and not too sweet.
When it comes to fabulous frosting, Betty has it whipped.
Conceived by nature.
Protein-packed, amino-rich hair care products from the makers of mane and tail.
For hair that's shinier, silkier, fuller looking.
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The originators of mane and tail and the Equin Salon line.
Let it run wild.
Every time I go there's something different.
Very similar to what is in the window here.
That's the thing about Pier 1.
All this exotic merchandise that you can't find anywhere else.
It's very colorful, very artistic.
I bought a beautiful blue glass vase there.
Thanks for the patio too.
It's exciting.
It makes you feel good.
There's always something on sale.
Eclectic. I like everything.
It's a very happy place.
Pier 1's Basic Changes Sale now through September 1st.
A big one-two cleaning punch by Eureka.
Corded Super Broom.
Real suction power for quick pickups everywhere.
Or Cordless Boss Lite for bare floors and powered brush roll for carpets.
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Stick brooms at prices you won't believe from Eureka.
Time to get ready for the school year start.
And it's built around you at today's K-Mart.
This week only buy any pair of jeans, get the second pair half price.
That's right, half price.
Character backpacks 25% off.
School supplies are on sale too.
And something definitely just for you.
Cathy Ireland Lingerie.
Saving selection solutions.
Everything we do is built around you.
At K-Mart.
Introducing Tropical Alchemists.
For heartburn, alchemists have more hardworking medicine than Tums.
And people prefer alchemists' taste.
In fact, the taste will take you straight to the tropics.
Tropical Alchemists.
Feeling better fast, never tasted so good.
Oh, you watch right with Nick at night.
Keep it clean on the screen, Nick at night.
Use it only as directed cause it's copyright protected.
Keep your TV set connected, Nick at night.
You're on the road with Nick at night Sunday drivers.
P for Park.
How did you do that?
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Nothing cleans stains better than Clark's bleach.
I just wish it were easier to use.
Now it is.
New Clorox Clean Up Gel.
It won't splash or drip.
It clings to soils, penetrating them on contact.
So you just wipe them away.
New Clorox Clean Up Gel.
Dear Dave, when I saw Wendy's had a new smoky bacon cheeseburger,
I said something about that sounds good to me.
So I got them for the whole firehouse.
It's delicious.
Some guys especially like the three strips of hickory smoked bacon.
Some the two slices of smoked cheddar.
But we all agreed when you put that on a quarter pound of fresh beef,
that would sound sandwich.
Dave, come on by.
We'll let you wear a big hat and ring the bell.
Dear Jerry, thanks.
Is Tuesday okay?
Try Wendy's new smoky bacon cheeseburger.
Because each day of my period is different,
only Tampax tampons give me super plus, super, regular and even lights.
So I have a choice any day without always changing to a pad.
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You're invited to have a party with Lucy
during Nick and Night's Block Party Summer.
Every Lucy Tuesday, drop on by
for six classic episodes of I Love Lucy Back to Back
and in their original order.
But don't worry, the dress code is casual.
Come as you are, whether you've got plaster on your head
or grapes in your face.
No need to fuss with your hair.
Just hop on your tricycle and come on over to Lucy Tuesdays
all Block Party Summer long here on Nick and Night.
Dear Thompson's, I've always used Thompson's water seal waterproofing.
But when I ran out, a clerk said,
Try this one. They're all the same.
What a mistake.
Two years later, rain still rolls off the Thompson side.
The other side just soaks it up.
Don't risk your home. Other brands don't work like Thompson's.
Some hardly work at all.
Thanks for a great product.
Steven Zukauskas.
Also protect with Thompson's Stain,
the only stain with Thompson's water seal waterproofer.
Stunning.
Yeah, but what is it?
I must have it.
You'll have to get your own.
The Private Issue Card lets you choose how it looks, even the features.
Call 1-800-4PI-CARD.
What's the card you design? It's a private issue.
Card!
Whack!
Whack, whack!
Motorcycle gang!
Whack!
Hooray!
Dappé!
For $14.99, KFC gives you your choice of chicken, large sides, biscuits, honey barbecue wings, and new Oreo brownies.
You'd be crazy to cook unless this is where you want to spend your summer.
Come get the new You'd Be Crazy to Cook mega meal.
Set sail with Exit 57.
Paul, a Leo but one cat who's not scared to get wet.
Steven, on deck he's first mate.
Below deck he's first rate.
Jodie and Amy, inseparable, insatiable.
Captain Mitch, climb aboard his vessel for the ride of your life.
Five souls lost at sea.
Exit 57, exclusively at Comedy Central.
Now, sit back for some-
Watching two full hours of Lucy will help your brain produce endorphin hormones which make you feel good and can curb desires for snacking and even smoking.
So indulge in a whole lot of Lucy every Saturday night only on Nick at Night.
They're romantic.
He's here! My mystery day!
Open the door for your mystery day.
They're cool.
Little cream, the gals will pursue ya.
They're corny and they're back in this collector's set of the classic commercials of the 50s and 60s.
Just watch.
Are the great big Tensy Real Pops?
I want my little pops.
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This delightful two-tape set is yours for just $19.95.
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At Ford Motor Company, we're developing vehicles that are gentler on the gas pump and the environment.
Like this car with its 100% recyclable body.
It's simply a reflection of our thinking.
Ford, quality is job one.
Our lives are ultra intense.
We have major pressures.
So Secret made something revolutionary for us.
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This is huge.
It keeps you drier than any other kind out there.
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So two plates give us ultimate dryness.
Our lives do manage.
Secret ultra dry, strong enough for him.
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I'm having a love affair.
Every night on the air.
The mood is always right with Nick.
With Nick at night.
You're on the road with Nick at night Sunday drivers.
P for park.
How did you do that?
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