It's the National Easter Seal Telethon.
See you on the telethon.
The 1988 Easter Seal Telethon, beginning Saturday night at 10 on Channel 9.
It's bound to happen.
Once in a while, we lose a viewer.
Or two.
Even though our audience loves to watch their music, hit music, they have other things to attend to.
VH1, the other music television.
We've got exactly what you're looking for, even if you're not watching.
Who says you have to pay a high price for high performance in the suburbs?
Take the bus. You'll like our pace.
Oh, what a marvelous time!
Time? Oh my goodness, what time is it? Almost midnight. I gotta go!
This Friday, something very unfortunate will occur at midnight, when hundreds of incredible sale prices at the better superstores will suddenly disappear.
Like this Magnavox VHS video recorder with remote for only $2.27. Or this 25-inch broadcast stereo monitor TV only $3.99.
It's the countdown to midnight sale, Friday only, yet better.
Yet better by midnight. Or it has the most unhappy ending.
The Mazda Telethon is on, and that means great deals for you.
This is the best Mazda lineup ever, and your Mazda dealer is out to make 88 his best year ever.
So he's really dealing on the $59.99 Mazda 323, 626, MX-6, on everything.
Want a truck? Factory to dealer incentives can save you hundreds.
The Mazda Telethon. If you want to save on a new Mazda, you've got a deal.
Come drive a Mazda!
Our deal will make the difference.
Fresh vegetables. There's nothing more natural, and there's nothing more natural than this.
Unlike some other cheese products, it's got no artificial ingredients, no preservatives.
It's 100% natural-craft cheese. Now, how you gonna beat that?
Introducing Lee's Sculptured Nails. Long-lasting like salon nails, but affordable because you do them at home.
Just glue, brush, shape. If you can polish your nails, you can enjoy Lee's Sculptured Nails like nothing you've ever used before.
Every day, over 30 million AT&T calls go through on the first try.
Thanks to a remarkably intelligent network that forecasts traffic, anticipates tie-ups, and determines the quickest way around them.
All in less time than it takes to dial.
The AT&T network, you can call it the mastermind of long distance.
Glad I got through.
We're reaching further to bring your world closer. AT&T, the right choice.
WGN Presents will return in a moment.
For Sam Brakestone's cottage cheese, the cream couldn't be too rich.
By Habermyer, this is rich. By Sam Brakestone, this isn't rich.
Hmm, tell Habermyer it's richer, but not rich enough!
Because Sam was so demanding then, his all-natural cottage cheese was so smooth, rich, and creamy now.
And tell Habermyer, Habermyer, you make a nice rich cream.
And try my all-natural sour cream. It's thick, it's rich, it's delicious. I wouldn't have it any other way.
I've always loved dessert. Back in high school, they said if I didn't cool it, I'd take up two spaces in the yearbook.
That was high school. But I still haven't given up dessert, as long as it's sugar-free jello pudding.
It's all nutrisweet, so it doesn't have a lot of calories.
Sugar-free jello pudding, the dessert you don't have to dessert.
Can't wait till the class reunion.
Touchstone Pictures presents three Don't Miss movies.
Shoot to Kill stars Sidney Poitier and Tom Berenger.
In the movie, Newsweek calls a slam-bang manhunt adventure.
Shoot to Kill, rated R. Then, it's Academy Award nominee Robin Williams in...
Good morning, Vietnam!
...rated R. Finally, it's the comedy smash you'll want to see again and again.
I've seen it three times. It is one great movie.
Three Men and a Baby rated PG.
Shoot to Kill, Good Morning, Vietnam, Three Men and a Baby, three great hits now playing separately at theaters everywhere.
Ask yourself this. Does your bakery bake with ingredients as fine as these?
Kraft cheese,
Chiquita bananas,
Smucker's jam.
At Entenmann's, we make our full line of fresh-baked goods with the same fine ingredients you use when you bake.
And that's why you can't get better fresh-baked goods than Entenmann's.
Unless you bake.
I've got something fresh and new for you to smell.
Something you want to cover up even closer to.
Come on, lady. You smell brand new Snuggle Fabric Softener, liquid in shape.
Mmm. It's cuddle-up fresher than ever, and your wash will be so soft. It's soft as me.
Mmm. You can smell the softness.
For a wash soft as me, try Snuggle Fabric Softener with a new cuddle-up fresh scent.
Fresh scent.
We've brought in thousands of furs from our salons across the country, and we've priced every one for immediate clearance.
So if you've ever had the notion to buy a fur, don't hesitate now.
Because when they're gone,
they're gone.
Evans' final fur consolidation clearance, Sunday only, at the Weston Hotel.
Tom Selleck and Jerry Reed now return in Concrete Cowboys.
In our country, where physical illness gets the most advanced medical treatment, a disease that affects 35 million Americans goes virtually untreated.
Why don't you just get up and pull yourself together? Snap out of it.
The disease is mental illness, a disease that's often misunderstood.
So it's not just a disease that's often misunderstood.
It's a disease that's often misunderstood.
Pull yourself together. Snap out of it. The disease is mental illness, a disease that's often misunderstood.
So its victims wind up neglected, isolated.
There is nothing more I can do for you. But mental illness can be treated once you learn to see the sickness.
For an informative booklet, call the American Mental Health Fund.
Complete four-piece lacquer-look bedrooms. Black, oak, almond. What's your favorite?
Harlem Furniture has them all for just $5.99. Was $11.99, now just $5.99. Buy all four pieces at Harlem Furniture.
And if you ask now, Harlem will include a special bonus. A free mattress or box spring with any complete bedroom special you choose.
When it comes to quality, selections, and low prices, come to Harlem Furniture. You like our style.
We love our son!
Was she born with that hair color, or is that your doing?
In salons, the talk is about Miss Clairol. Miss Clairol, the color's hairdressers choose more often than any other hair color.
I'd like to be a blonde like that. I'd do it in a minute.
East Clare 27.
Superb color, time after time. No wonder hairdressers trust the colors of Miss Clairol more often than any other. So for beautiful hair, gorgeous color, shouldn't you trust Miss Clairol?
My family loves egg noodles. Of course noodles are made with egg yolks, and egg yolks have cholesterol. So I found something different with no cholesterol.
They're called no yolks. They look like regular egg noodles and taste like them too. But no yolks are better. They don't collapse and stick together.
They're lighter and fluffier because they're made with only the egg whites. And no yolks taste terrific, just like regular egg noodles.
So try them in your favorite noodle recipes. It's part of the total dietary program. You'll like them. No yolks.
Jonathan Cambridge at 2-4 Savings. Enrico Pele at 2-4 Savings. Louis Darrow at 2-4 Savings. Jean Paul Germain at 2-4 Savings. Turnbull and Rhodes at 2-4 Savings. Emilio Zenni at 2-4 Savings.
At the suitory, our 2-4 Clearance is a collection of the best clothing anywhere. Clothing we're so proud of, we guarantee it. Don't miss the great 2-4 Clearance at a suitory near you.
WGN Presents We'll return in a moment.
For my active stain maker, greasy, gross, I get all the stain lifter. All goes right to the stain and just lifts it away. It's the stain lifter.
Hi, I'm Mrs. Butterworth. My two syrups are delicious. Because they're both made with grade A butter. She really coughs. And they pour around very thick and rich. Mrs. Butterworth's, regular and light.
Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S. A dream as sweet as this. N-E-S-T-L-E-S. Creamy white. Creamy white.
N-E-S-T-L-E-S. Sweet dreams you can't resist.
I'm's Cat Food asks, what would happen if cats ran the world? People would average 67 naps a day. Chasing balls of yarn would replace baseball as the great American pastime. And people would have to buy their cats I'm's Cat Food, sold only at pet stores. Because the nutrition in I'm's makes a healthy difference you can see and your cat can feel. I'm's, special pet foods found only at special stores.
I know, I know. Off the couch.
If you're looking for a little excitement, Diet Coke has a chance you'll jump at. It's the Diet Coke Sony Adventure of a Lifetime sweepstakes. Winners win a trip across Europe on the world's finest luxury train. Or the remarkable new Sony Watchman TV. For details, look for store displays of Diet Coke with 100% NutriSweet. But hurry, enter before it's too late.
You may just win the Adventure of a Lifetime.
Tom Selleck and Jerry Reed now return in Concrete Cowboys.
You've been assigned to me. I don't want to be a special assignment.
Heaven just sent Jack Lemmon a test. We'll be going out the back way today. A boy must make a priest. Will you look at this? The collection went down 30%. It's like a Nielsen rating. All he needs now is an act of God. But sometimes you get a miracle. Sometimes you win.
Let us begin. Jack Lemmon. Charles Dernick. Mass Appeal. Wednesday night at 7 on Channel 9.
Is your home a Nickelodeon home?
Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick. Dad's eating dinner. The dog's got his bones. I'm getting fat from bones. Mom's at the table, dishin' the food. Everybody's in a very good mood. Singin' Nickelodeon. Nick-o-lo-de-on.
Bud says, Sis, what's the channel for kids? I don't know. Come on, tell them what it is. Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nickelodeon. To get Nickelodeon in your home, call 1-800-CABLE-ME.
All over North America, Remax Associates average three times as many transactions as other full-time real estate agents. The average Remax Associate has been selling real estate for more than seven years. That's experience. Remax Associates have only one goal in mind, to be better than the rest, and they meet that goal day after day. That's good news, because when you need someone to sell your house, you need the experience of Remax.
Good news, Remax. Time's are here.
This is how your dog sees its food. Most experts say dogs are colorblind.
Benchenfield.
Why then do so many companies add artificial coloring to their dog food?
Benchenfield is a nutritional dog food. No artificial colors or flavors are added to improve what is naturally good for a dog's growth and good health.
Naturally.
I'm Patrick O'Neill, and I've discovered a small miracle to relieve aches and pains. Therapeutic mineral ice. It's the first penetrating deep cold gel that thousands of chiropractors and pain specialists now use.