I found out I'm too good a mechanic to spend my whole life changing fan belts.
Imagine this car is a Highland Superstore.
And further imagine that each of these men is a TV stereo or a class.
Now you have an idea of just how overstocked Highland is and why you can save so much.
Now's Blue Saturday.
Get this GE VHS video recorder with remote just to A.D.
So come to Highland's overstock sale before things get blown out of proportion.
That's brilliant, Holmes.
You have located the ultimate gasoline.
Indeed, Watson.
But how could you know the ultimate was here at Amigo?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
My car knows.
Pure Amigo Ultimate rated the best gasoline you can buy.
But Holmes, how does your car know?
Ah, yes Watson, that is the ultimate question.
Leaves!
Mistley!
Press on nails for teens.
Smaller size is what she means.
Mistley, press on nails.
Colors!
Wow!
Incense!
Oh yeah?
Just beachy.
Teens!
Bubblegum!
Awesome!
Fresh grapes!
Me!
Now it's Mistley press on nails made for smaller hands.
Easy to put on as regular Leap Press on nails and with four extra nails.
Twenty-four in all for a more perfectly beautiful fit.
Son at your fingertips!
Mistley press on nails!
Press on!
Is your home a Nickelodeon home?
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.
Dad's eating dinner.
The dog's got his bones.
I'm getting better bones.
Mom's at the table.
Dish on the food.
Everybody's in a very good mood.
Singing Nickelodeon.
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nickelodeon.
To get Nickelodeon in your home, call 1-800-CABLE-ME.
For just 12 hours this Saturday, you won't believe how much you can save at Carson's.
It's Carson's Big 12 Hour Sale with more savings, more selection store-wide.
It only lasts 12 hours, but Carson's makes every minute count with great values in nearly
every department.
Save on fashions for the entire family, housewares, furnishings, and much more.
Carson's 12 Hour Sale, more than you'd ever expect for a lot less.
Carson is for me, all of me.
WGN Presents will return in a moment.
Make a change from the ordinary.
Watch the extraordinary Tales from the Dark Side.
Nightmare, legends, and creatures from afar.
Twists of fate and mysteries bizarre.
Creepy, crawly, chilling delight.
Things that go bump in the night.
Turn to our Tales of Scary Fun.
After all, there's a little monster in everyone.
Tales from the Dark Side, Sunday night at 10 on Channel 9.
I can't.
Say natural packed.
Natural packed.
Tomato.
Not tomato, tomato.
Natural packed tomatoes look this good all year round.
Oh good.
And they taste delicious even in winter.
Yeah.
So find a package and say natural packed.
Natural packed.
Tomato.
You there, if you want summertime taste all year round, better learn delicious taste is
no laughing matter.
Mmm.
You taste it, then you can say it.
Natural packed tomatoes.
Available at fine supermarkets in Chicago and nationwide.
Okay, let's see.
Is this too orange?
Maybe a little brown.
Well, maybe not.
You've guessed about makeup for the last time.
Introducing Avon Color.
The first color collection coordinated, organized, perfected into one simple system.
So you'll know it looks right on you, Avon Color.
Look how good you look now.
All the best.
Paul McCartney's greatest hits.
1099 Alpha Markazette.
1299 Compact Disc at all sound warehouse locations.
Is your home a Nickelodeon home?
Nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg.
Dad's eating dinner.
The dog's got his bones.
I'm getting fat bones.
Mom's at the table dishing the food.
Everybody's in a very good mood singing Nickelodeon.
Do what, do what, Nickelodeon.
But says, sis, what's the channel for kids?
I don't know.
Come on, let's go.
I don't know.
Nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg Nickelodeon.
Almoden Wine. Every glass is sheer pleasure, pure enjoyment, and that's all a great wine
was ever meant to be. Almoden, for the sheer pleasure of it.
Tom Selleck and Jerry Reed now return in Concrete Cowboys.
I've been waiting all day for this.
If only I could find a man to make me feel this way.
Moisturizing foam bath and crystals from the Village Bath.
Kids are expert stain makers. Oh, no.
So I use Liquid All, the liquid stain lifter.
Ah! A-L-L. How does it work?
Liquid All pours its power right on stains and gets everything clued.
For my little stain makers. Oh, no.
I get the liquid stain lifter.
Ah-ha-ha-ha. A-L-L.
It's the liquid stain lifter.
Easter is almost here, and Burlington Coat Factory is ready with a fabulous sale on children's clothes.
Like pretty spring dresses, lots of styles.
One-third to one-half off Burlington's original low prices.
Easter is almost here, and Burlington has the clothes boys need too.
Like this top quality American-made suit on sale at a remarkably low price.
Just $34.75.
Easter is almost here. The time to get to Burlington Coat Factory is now.
Super Combo, Super Combo. Try your favorite Campbell's Super Combo.
Introducing Campbell's New Frozen Super Combo varieties just for the microwave.
It's good food fast, like tomato soup with a grilled cheese sandwich.
Or cream of broccoli soup with a flaky ham and swiss cheese croissant.
Super Combo, Super Combo. Try your favorite Campbell's Super Combo.
Campbell's 8 new Super Combo varieties. Mmm-mmm. Good food fast.
Anytime you have a taste for breakfast, Wags has a great breakfast for your taste.
Today's a great day for Wags.
Tomorrow night at 1130, two free-spirited cowboys run across an unscrupulous
carnival operator, Jerry Reed and Jeffrey Scott Starr in Concrete Cowboys 2.
Coatley Memorial Hospital offers free prenatal classes every Tuesday in March.
For details, call 844-1000.
Housework is a dirty job, but why do you always have to do it?
When more and more women are bringing home paychecks to help bring home the bacon,
are men picking up their fair share on the home front?
When it comes to the wet towel on the bed, the smelly socks on the floor,
the hair in the sink, are men really slobs or are women just too fussy?
Husbands, clean up your ass. A housework showdown on the next Herald and M.
Tomorrow morning at 11 on Channel 9.
Cash rebates up to $2,200 and don't pass up famous Burt Wyman Ford savings
like your choice at this low $29.88, the full price.
Don't pass up this 1984 Plymouth Horizon only $29.88, full price.
Don't pass up this 1983 Mercury Capri $29.88, full price.
Don't pass up this 1981 Buick Century Wagon $29.88, full price.
We are your quality people, Burt Wyman Ford 3535 North Ashland.
The dining room you dreamed of, the living room you dreamed of.
At Zirks, the dream of owning fine furniture becomes reality,
where most furniture is now 25 to 40 percent off during our winter dream sale.
Zirks.
We would like to reassure all parents who are expecting a child.
Relax. Your child's delivery is in the right hands.
TWA's child care program.
Today's TWA. Find out how good we really are.
Belvita versus butter. Watch.
Which melts better?
Belvita was just made to melt.
Belvita versus cheddar.
See how much more smoothly, more evenly Belvita melts.
Never separates or gets oily.
Try it yourself.
Belvita versus a sofa.
Which melts better, more smoothly, more easily?
Belvita.
Belvita really cooks.
I'll never forget the first time Tide failed me.
It was dirty motor oil on Ralph's good shirt.
Never did come out. And I washed it three times.
I had to make a fresh start.
Presenting an extraordinary detergent. Fresh start.
On dirty motor oil stains like these, it can do in just one wash.
What Tide can't do in three.
So be a Tide dropout. Make a fresh start.
My whole wash got cleaner for it.
Why don't you just get up and pull yourself together?
Mental illness is a disease that's often misread and misunderstood.
So its victims wind up neglected, isolated.
But mental illness can be treated once you learn to see the sickness.
For an informative booklet, call the American Mental Health Fund.
Tom Selleck and Jerry Reed now return in Concrete Cowboys.