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It's not a foreign language. It's your chance to spend the night with the life form of your choice.
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There's a new teacher in the hood.
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High School Hard.
Friday, 8, 7 Central on UPN.
Monday, find out what happens when the kids ground their parents.
Boy, I swear I'll take off my belt.
Thank you, please.
And it's not easy raising a single dad.
Is that chocolate pudding in the bathtub?
Don't eat the pudding!
One-on-one.
Then, R&B star Brian McKnight.
Hey!
And a shocking proposal, The Parkers.
Then, easy-going Joan is about to learn a new word.
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Girlfriends.
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Monday at 8, 7 Central on UPN.
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To solve crimes, he gets messages from the dead.
From Matthew Fox, dead men do tell tales.
Haunted, coming this fall.
The human spine consists of 33 vertebrae.
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Mystery in Green Heights.
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Rated PG.
In theaters June 14.
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After one year, someone doesn't want your mission to succeed.
All that they've worked for, you're playing a very dangerous game, will come down to this.
The mission's been canceled.
The Enterprise Season Finale Band.
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Go to UPN.com and cast your vote for the alien episode you'd like to see most following the season finale.
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It all starts Wednesday at 8, 7 Central.
Remember the Cosby's little girl, Rudy?
Hey, America, I'm back.
Emmy-nominated Keisha Naipullian returns to network television in a world premiere movie.
I love it!
Three best friends dare to dream.
Find the artist within you.
I just want to sing.
And in one weekend...
You're putting off the work that you need to be doing.
Their lives are changed forever.
We were supposed to look out for each other.
With Oscar winner Louis Gossett Jr.
You all have such beautiful minds.
What about your friends?
Friday, May 31st, only on UPN.
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Monday, find out what happens when the kids ground their parents.
Boy, I swear I'll take off my belt.
The Euclid's and it's not easy raising a single dad.
Is that chocolate pudding in the bathtub?
Don't eat the pudding.
One on one.
Then R&B star Brian McKnight.
Hey.
And a shocking proposal, the Parkers.
Then easy going Joan is about to learn a new word.
No, no, no.
Okay, you're going to make a bad mom.
Girlfriends.
It all starts Monday at 8.
Their identities erased.
No.
Reprogrammed for a new life.
I believe I know you.
Oh, I don't think so.
Can a covert rescue mission save the crew?
Let go of me.
I'm not going to kill you.
Before the truth.
This isn't right.
They don't belong here.
Becomes a fatal memory.
Harry, I need an emergency transport now.
Sorry, commander, we're under attack.
On the next Star Trek Voyager.
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All they've worked for...
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The Enterprise Season Finale, Wednesday at 8, 7 Central.
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