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Can you play some Funky 4 Brother to drive to?
It ain't no thang.
On May 31, action has many faces.
You mess with the fro, you got to go.
But only one name.
Undercover Brother.
What the hell?
I don't be snow. Would you like to be my friend?
What happened to you?
He had sex with a white girl.
Oh, was it everything I dreamed of?
But Undercover Brother.
Excuse me.
No, man, you can't do that.
Played in PG-13 at theaters May 31.
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Even if your state fair corndog refuses to eat,
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Oh, baby. Is that you?
Mmm, baby. You've changed.
Nestle introduces the best tasting baby roof ever.
With a tastier, softer center, America's baby just got better.
After one year, someone doesn't want you on mission to succeed.
All that they've worked for, you're playing a very dangerous game, will come down to this.
The mission's been canceled.
The Enterprise Season Finale event.
Hi, I'm Joanne Blalock.
Spend the night with your favorite alien.
Go to UPN.com and cast your vote for the alien episode you'd like to see most following the season finale.
You pick it, we'll air it.
A two-hour Enterprise event.
The season finale followed by your favorite alien episode.
It all starts Wednesday at 8, 7 Central.
The makers of Naked Gun are setting their sights on high school.
There's a new teacher in the hood.
It opened like this.
And he's down.
I know it's deaf.
What's wack?
With what's up?
With straight-up booty.
High School High.
Friday, 8, 7 Central on UPN.
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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Guess it's not stop.
Whoa, disco traffic.
Hot mama.
Hey, want to make a collect call?
Sure.
You do?
I'm afraid to use 1-800-CALL-ATT.
I'll show you.
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It's free for you and cheap for them.
Wow, that's cool.
What's that?
Coupleskate.
You and me, what do you think?
No.
Wait, I got protection.
Wait.
Save on every call.
Use 1-800-CALL-ATT for collect calls.
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Get me Undercover Brother.
In the fight against evil, he'll go where no spy has gone before.
He had sex with a white girl.
Was it everything I dreamed of?
Undercover Brother, rated PG-13, at theaters Friday, May 31st.
I, I, I, I, I can't wait to get my hands on you.
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Foot action.
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The new Reebok Super 5.
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The streak starts here.
What you gonna do when Mr. McMahon's authority runs wild on you?
SmackDown, Thursdays on UPN.
Let's go under the covers. I mean undercover.
On UPN.
Eddie Griffin and Anjanu Ellis host the night of big laughs, big air and even bigger secrets.
We'll reveal scenes from Undercover Brother in theaters May 31st.
And expose little-known facts about your favorite UPN stars.
Monday at 8, 7 Central on UPN. Salud.
Hello?
This is the information aid, sweetheart. You leave a trail everywhere.
This Friday, I want you back.
No!
See why sneak preview audiences were on their feet.
Did he hurt you?
No.
Cheerful for Jennifer Lopez.
I attack.
I never stop attacking.
This is what you wanted, right?
In the middle rocks the summer.
You wanna fight me?
You sure that's fair?
Fair to whom?
Enough. Rated PG-13. Opens everywhere Friday.
I usually don't ski the northeast. The mountains are so tiny.
Of course I really haven't had much time for skiing lately while making partner down on Wall Street.
Looking for an even more satisfying crunch?
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Roll over. Roll over. Roll over.
Even if your state fair corndog can't hear you, it will still obey you.
New state fair corndogs with ballpark franks inside.
Good corndog.
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Do you have any idea what's in those mystery meat nuggets?
A clue. No one does.
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KFC popcorn chicken is back.
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It's fast food. Come in this KFC.
The heat is on now. It's the Marshall's Hot Hot Hot Summer Event.
From the beach to the barbecue, find everything you need for summer.
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Up to 50% off department and specialty store prices.
Marshall's. What will you find today?
Enterprise. Wednesdays at 8, 7 Central. Only on UPN.
Remember the Cosby's little girl, Rudy?
I'm back and all grown up.
Starring in the world premiere movie, What About Your Friends?
Friday, May 31st on UPN.
Their identities erased. No!
Reprogrammed for a new life.
I believe I know you. Oh, I don't think so.
Can a covert rescue mission save the crew?
Let go of me! I'm not going after you.
Before the truth.
This isn't right! We don't belong here!
Becomes a fatal memory.
Harry, I need an emergency transport now!
Sorry, Commander. We're under attack.
On the next Star Trek Voyager.
Weeknights at 10 on UPN 45, cable 4.
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Like today's fashion find, swimwear for your family.
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So you can buy the latest fashion magazines.
Or the latest fashions. For less from Factory to U.
On the next Just Shoot Me.
Join the Finch Family reunion.
I'll punch you for the last breadstick.
Finch is the family's black sheep.
So you're the only one who's not a fireman?
There's a rule that your legs have to be thicker than the hose.
And Dad's getting suspicious.
I understand now, and I'm okay with it.
I love my gay son.
Watch the next Just Shoot Me.
This night's at 6.30 on UPN 45, table four.
Hey, Jared.
Hey.
Hey.
You look good.
Thank you.
What do you got there?
It's a Subway sweet onion chicken teriyaki.
Oh, never heard of that one.
What, are you off the diet?
No.
I think it's Jared.
Oh, look, Jared's off his diet.
Jared, you're my hero.
I'm not off the diet.
It's a new little fat taste from Subway.
You should try it.
Introducing new fresh made Subway Selects.
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in a tangy red wine vinegar club.
So now, Subway's tastier than ever.
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A killer is out on DVD.
From hell.
Injective official finish.
It's the cutting edge of DVD.
With over 20 deleted scenes and an alternate ending.
From hell.
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Hi, have you seen my lean pockets?
Lean pockets?
All that rich hearty taste and only 7 grams of fat.
No, dear.
I don't see your lean pockets anywhere.
Really?
The surprising taste of lean pockets brand.
A lot of companies put out promotional calendars.
Great idea for 7-Up.
But instead of models, I've decided to use the 7-Up truck drivers.
Not, you know, not that good.
Genius.
Sexy kind of.
I called and said bring home some soup from the store.
She hears.
So, Papa Star.
I may not be soup.
And I may not come from a store.
But I love you, Ashley.
And if you'd rather have soup from a store,
then maybe all this was just a big mistake.
This has been going on all afternoon.
Cellular static.
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Springtime.
A season of return.
The Hulkamaniacs are running wild.
A period of rebirth.
Pull out your heart.
And a time for renewal.
We gotta clean things up.
Get rid of the criminal element.
But the more things change, the more they stay the same.
What you gonna do when Mr. McMahon's authority runs wild on you?
Here we go.
I can't wait.
Smackdown.
Thursdays at 8, 7.
Two grilled stuff burritos.
Bring it on.
It's big.
It's beefy.
It's the grilled stuff burrito from Taco Bell.
Seasoned beef.
Three melted cheeses.
Sealed inside a grilled tortilla.
The affordable heavy duty portable is just a buck 99.
For the heaviest meal on wheels, you gotta think outside the box.
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