We will return to House of Dark Shadows in a moment on TNT.
As clever as Chaplin.
As madcap as the Marx Brothers.
Acclaimed French director René Claire's musical romp, Le Mignon.
Sunday on TNT.
Look out tomorrow.
When the editors of Motor Week tested the Grand Prix sports sedan, they evaluated the things you'd expect.
Room.
Comfort.
Function.
But they also judged things no less important.
Acceleration.
Braking.
The result.
Motor Week's driver's choice as America's best sedan was the Grand Prix sports sedan.
From Pontiac, of course.
Gary, it's time I taught you something every man should know.
How to eat an Oreo cookie.
Here's yours.
Twist it off.
Oh, you did it.
Just give it a lick.
It's hard to hide the truth.
Now it's stuck in. Just like a professional basketball player.
Now you just learn to tie your shoelaces and you'll be all set.
July 20th, the world's best come to America.
Figure skating's elite unite in the spirit of friendship and peace.
The 1990 Goodwill Games on your TBS channel.
The world will be watching.
People call up and they say my drain is clogged.
Wheel plumbers on new professional strength liquid plumber.
You get a big ball here.
If you saw it on the sidewalk, you'd walk away from it.
Its patented thick formula won't dilute in water.
It's not real good for us that it works.
But it does work.
It cleans to tough hair clogs and powers them away.
Something like a clogged drain really isn't that big of a job, but I gotta charge them
for coming out there.
I'll be more than happy to come on out.
The best is in the gray bottle.
New professional strength liquid plumber.
If you're the type of person who likes to make waves.
It's the right beer now.
If for you, marine life has a whole different meaning.
It's the right beer now.
Because sometimes the hottest part of the day is the evening.
So reach for the taste of the silver bullet, the one that won't slow you down.
Good life.
It's the right beer now.
Hollywood Pictures and Amelin Entertainment present a thrill.
Rock and roll.
A thrill, Omidy.
It's something to make you scream.
Get back.
Something to make you laugh.
It's a thriller.
Help!
Chill out.
It's a comedy.
It's something you'll never forget.
I'll remember that.
Jeff Daniels, John Goodman.
A Racknophobia.
A thrill, Omidy.
It's very difficult to explain to a non-professional.
Right at PG-13.
National sneak preview tomorrow night.
A tribute to American movies.
I'm an inventor.
No, no, no.
This is the greatest country in the world.
A whole month of the good American stuff.
An all-American salute.
This month on TNT.
TNT's Friday the 13th marathon continues with House of Dark Shadows.
After House of Dark Shadows, the last of the cursed Collins clan brings his new bride to
the old homestead in Night of Dark Shadows.
Then, Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate star in the comic horror oddity, The Fearless Vampire
Killers.
Good Friday the 13th stuff on TNT.
She was driving me crazy saying, we really have to watch what we eat, which means we
won't eat anything that tastes good.
So she brings up the subject of reduced fat cheese, which may look and smell like cheese,
but sure doesn't taste like cheese.
Then she tells me I am eating reduced fat cheese and it's low in cholesterol.
So I pause and I taste and it's good.
And I say, okay, so we'll watch what we eat.
Craft Light Naturals.
Reduced fat cheese that actually tastes like cheese.
A TNT exclusive premiere.
Whose life am I living?
Is it mine or is it dad's?
You know, you better get rid of that chip on your shoulder if you want to get any place.
I dropped pre-med, dad.
Shut up!
You're not listening to me, dad.
Why, Charlie, why do you hate me so much?
Why is it you?
Will a father's dreams destroy his son's life?
Brian Dennehy, Matt Damon, Rising Sun, coming July 23rd.
Dropping off your film is like dropping off your kids, you worry.
Bye, son.
See you soon.
Relax.
If you see this, go to that color watch seal.
They'll get great development.
Thanks, dad!
It's morning in New Orleans, coffee lovers head for Brennan's Restaurant for that all-important
first cup of the day.
This morning, we're secretly switching their fresh brewed coffee with dark sparkling Folgers
crystals.
Can these people tell the difference?
He's a monster before he has coffee in the morning.
I'd like to be around while this was being brewed.
This smell would wake me up in the morning.
Yeah, it's Folgers crystals.
Really?
It makes me feel like I'd find my keys in the morning if I'd have a cup of this.
Folgers crystals.
It's a day with the coffee rich enough to be served in America's finest restaurants.
Introducing Summer's Eve Feminine Bath.
The bath and shower moisturizing cleanser designed especially for a woman.
Gentle, non-irritating, it leaves your skin soft.
Bring back freshness this gentle new way.
Summer's Eve Feminine Bath.
Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece, 2001, A Space Odyssey.
Thursday night at 8 Eastern on TNT.
Why does a Super Good Sense home make sense for you?
Extra insulation keeps you extra comfortable.
Energy efficient windows keep cold drafts and hot sun out.
Fresh air circulates evenly and it stays quiet inside.
A Super Good Sense home can reduce your electric heating and cooling costs.
So call your electric utility.
Super Good Sense.
Insist on it.
It's a simple thing, it's all I like to do.
Got the volleyball game, more beach barbecues, more walking in the sun, more riding my car.
It's simpler than ever and simpler than a bath bath.
And it's simply the best summer ever.
The best summer ever on HBO.
This is what many people think cable television is.
But this is really what cable television is.
It's a star spangled July on ESPN.
Future Olympic stars shine during nine days of U.S. Olympic Festival action.
Our Major League Baseball diamond sparkles with live games four nights a week.
Plus two All-Star specials and baseball tonight every night.
The sparks fly with Formula One, IndyCar and NASCAR spectacles.
Plus dazzling play at the British Open, U.S. Women's Open and the Senior PGA Tour.
It's a star-studded month of July on ESPN.
TNT's Friday the 13th Marathon continues with House of Dark Shadows.
We will return to Night of Dark Shadows in a moment on TNT.
Sunday night alert.
The NFL comes to TNT.
Sunday Nitro.
Sunday night games begin August 19th on TNT.
The taste of bite-sized Ritz Bits and real peanut butter have come together in tiny Ritz
Bits peanut butter sandwiches with no assembly required.
I hate guilt.
That's why I love wheat thins and now oat thins too.
Look, whole oat grains baked right in.
Now do I love oat thins as much as my wheat thins?
Yeah.
Am I feeling a little guilty about that?
Nah.
Tips for new moms brought to you by Fox Company.
How do you find a good daycare center?
Carefully, some help in a moment.
Hello?
Whoopsie daisy, don't worry.
Brand new Liquid Clorox 2.
New Liquid Clorox 2 makes colors and whites prettier than ever.
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Visit a daycare center first when it's in action.
Along with a colorful environment, look for trained teachers and a license on the wall.
For the toilets and sinks child-size is the food menu nutritious.
If the references are good and you feel comfortable, chances are your search may be over.
Two dirty socks, so my oh me.
Let's wash this one with Clorox wheat.
This dirty sock, let's take it home.
Unwash it too, and be searching alone.
Now look at them socks, see what we mean.
There's only one way to get Clorox wheat.
Of the good American style.
An all-American salute.
This month on TNT.
Downtown Wenatchee for service selection and style.
Hey you!
Get ready for an all-new incredibly fresh season of the Mickey Mouse Club.
There's more music.
More parties.
Get it? Rock party.
More famous guests.
We aim to please the Disney.
And more surprises.
Wow!
Put that in your face.
Party all week long on the Disney Channel weekdays at 5.30.
Don't miss it, cause.
It's completely different. Completely haunted.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
We pledged our allegiance to it when we were young.
The flag was still there.
We studied its importance when we were in our teens.
We sing its praises at every sporting event.
We display it when we celebrate.
Lower it when we mourn.
And honor our heroes with it when they fly.
We present it on behalf of a grateful nation.
And honor our heroes with it when they've fallen.
The flag of the United States of America.
It stands for what we are and what we believe in.
How we treat it says a lot about us.
The night of the 13th Marathon continues with Night of Dark Shadows.
We will return to Night of Dark Shadows in a moment on TNT.
He's scheming to steal his best friend's girl.
He's a sneaking, double-crossing rat.
Rock Hudson, Doris Day and Tony Randall.
100 miles.
That's how much farther you can travel on the highway in a Chevy half-ton pickup than you can in a Ford.
Every 25 gallons of gas.
100 miles.
Now doesn't that hit close to home?
Nobody's winning like the heartbeat of America.
Today's truck is Chevrolet.
Hair dye.
Hair dye.
Motor oil.
Motor oil.
When we say Genesis carpets certified by Amaco resist almost anything, we aren't kidding.
In fact, we proved Genesis resists stains that leading nylon carpets can't.
And now during your Gen...
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Call for a free test sample and the participating Genesis dealer nearest you.
Real plumbers on new professional strength liquid plumber.
You gotta have something that'll go right to the problem real fast.
It'll work on the clock and get it open.
I used it myself Saturday night.
It got me out of a real tough jam.
The best is in the gray bottle.
New professional strength liquid plumber.
Two dirty socks of Miami.
Let's wash this one with more bleach.
This dirty sock let's take it home.
And wash it too.
Indy's searching alone.
Now look at them socks.
See what we mean.
There's only one way to get them chloro-sleep.
I'm not ashamed to say it.
I'm a fan.
Hey, if I wasn't working, I'd be at Memorial Stadium taking in an Oriole game.
I still say to Jackie, join a curses the greatest athlete, man or woman, walk in the face of the earth.
And for sheer electricity, you give me beyond the enjager in the 50 meter free.
Slightest mistake kills you.
I see things from a fan's perspective because I'm one of them.
It's my number one qualification for hosting the Goodwill games.
I am a fan.
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
That's funny.
How do I look?
If these movies pique your interest, you should see the more than 100 others we'll be showing this month.
Astonishing, isn't it?
The Movie Channel.
A movie anytime you want one.
A little cheddar makes a plain potato.
Mmm, scrumptious.
But without the cheddar cheese.
Uh, nothing.
So add a little cheddar cheese.
Oh, thank you.
And add a lot of taste.
Cheese makes all the difference.
From Hollywood Pictures and Amblin Entertainment.
Eight legs.
Two fangs.
And an attitude.
Some dancing pig.
It's just a spy.
Two legs.
Hello?
300 pounds.
And a spray gun.
Rock and roll!
This summer it's one man versus a town full of spiders.
And only one will win.
Jeff Daniels.
John Goodman.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm bad.
Arachnophobia.
A thrillomedy.
Rated PG-13.
National sneak preview tomorrow night.
TNT's Friday the 13th marathon continues with Night of Dark Shadows.