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Let me guess.
One side of you craves easy chair comfort
while the other side itches for performance, right?
Well, meet Buick Regal
with its famous 3,800 V6 engine and grand touring suspension.
Add to that an all-new interior with body-sensitive seats.
And finally, there's a car for the two of you.
Buick Regal.
Hello, I'm Hugh McAdick.
This just in, a meteor landed near a McDonald's.
Here's eyewitness Louise Sanders.
Well, I had just ordered one.
What did you get?
Oh, a double cheeseburger.
Oh, don't you love that first tasty bite?
But the meteor just...
Meteor? It sure is meteor.
And you can get two double cheeseburgers for two bucks.
But this is a big deal.
That it is, because you can also get two morning fresh sausage biscuits with egg for $2.
To recap, it's two for two at McDonald's.
Oh, and some big rock fell out of the sky.
Starts Friday.
It's an all-new hour of comedy.
First, Dave Coulier and Ava LaRue serve up some global guffaws.
Somebody got a mop?
World's funniest videos.
But it is exciting.
Then it's today's TV stars.
Oh, you're really good.
Tomorrow's movie legends.
And a lovely lady.
Scott Bale's got them on the all-new
before there were stars, Thursday on ABC.
What makes Lubriderm different?
Clean moisture.
The kind that's water-based, not oil-based.
So it helps protect from dryness without feeling greasy.
The clean moisture of Lubriderm.
See you later, alligator.
Turn your toothbrush into a lethal weapon.
Introducing cool-ment listerine fluoride toothbrushes.
Cool-ment listerine fluoride toothpaste.
It kills the germs that cause plaque
or a clean feeling that goes beyond brushing.
Cool-ment listerine toothpaste.
The power of prevention.
Every day, I see something new.
There are beautiful pictures in all of us.
The speech is always changing.
Now Kodak introduces a new technology
that will let you take those pictures
further than you ever imagined.
A whole new kind of film for a whole new kind of camera.
A film so advanced it loads like this.
Gives you a choice of three picture sizes
so you can capture the world just as you see it.
Kodak Advantage's film and cameras
for the advanced photo system take pictures further.
Good morning, guys.
Just when you think your diarrhea medicine is working...
Oh, boy. What's wrong?
It can let you down.
But you can count on a modium A.D. to stop diarrhea,
often in just one dose, instead of dose after dose,
more than a third of a bottle of the pink stuff.
And a modium A.D. is even better than the leading prescription.
I told you we should have stopped for a modium A.D.
A modium A.D. One-dose relief you can count on.
The job needs four guys now,
and the guys need all their equipment.
Through working harder than ever, you need a truck that does, too.
Meet the all-new 1997 Ford F-150,
the only full-size pickup with a standard super cab third door,
60-40-squid rear bench, and standard dual airbags,
plus a taller cab for more hat-and-boot room than ever.
After all, the guys aren't getting any smaller.
The new Ford F-150.
Strength after strength after strength.
Friday on TGIF, when Urkel can't get a job at a nightclub,
it's to fond of the rescue.
Right back at you.
It's in all new Family Matters.
And when Eric drops in on the weather van, it's a forecast for trouble.
That's me!
A new boy meets world after an all-new Family Matters,
Friday on TGIF, here on ABC.
Miss Big Cubs.
Six million calls an hour.
A billion calls a week.
Because these calls mean so much to you,
AT&T treats every one of them as a promise.
And to keep all those promises,
we've built the most powerful long-distance network in the world.
We know that at any time, on any day,
any one of those calls could be yours.
Promises made, promises kept.
That's your true choice, AT&T.
Imagine hearing the call of a road, not the road itself.
Imagine having the world at your fingertips.
Imagine yourself worrying less and enjoying more.
Imagine an automobile so precisely engineered,
it feels as if it were formed from a single piece of steel.
Introducing the all-new 1996 Mercury Sable.
Imagine yourself in a Mercury.
Now get 4.8% financing on all 96 Mercuries.
What gives Wendy's new Pepper Jack Bacon Cheeseburger
that spicy hit everybody loves?
The quarter pound of fresh beef, the bacon, the perfect sauce,
or the slice of Pepper Jack cheese.
Gotta be the cheese.
Wendy's new Pepper Jack Bacon Cheeseburger.
It is the cheese.
Chew on this.
The average American eats five times a day.
Five times.
And only brushes twice.
Chewing Trident after eating can help you fight cavities five times a day.
Yep, Trident helps you fight cavities.
So every time you eat, chew on this.
Trident.
Today, treat your breath to a whole new cool.
New Sertz Cool Mint Drops.
Cool new box.
Cool mint drops.
With the breath-cooling Retson Center.
Treat your breath to new cool mint drops.
New from Sertz.
Tonight on Primetime.
Do you want more interest in sex?
How about more energy almost instantly?
A male hormone may be the answer, even for women.
Sex life is great, I mean, yeah.
Primetime tonight.
Saturday.
Mastering math is the most important thing you're ever gonna do
in your whole entire life.
When Tony plays tutor.
What?
Who's teaching who?
I don't know.
Every Thursday and Saturday Dobson street