Kelly LeBrock reveals the essence of man.
Hard to define.
Easy to know.
It's in the way he holds a drink.
The way he wears his clothes.
The way he talks.
The way he walks.
The way he smiles.
Looks.
And guesses.
And when he holds you close.
It's in the way he smiles.
Brute.
The essence of man.
Come on, put it on.
It's one of the most technologically advanced, most rigorously tested fluids on Earth.
Relentlessly measured for maximum protection against the friction, the wear and tear, the heat and stress of today's engines.
It is today's Quaker State.
In Europe, in Japan, in America, Quaker State quality has passed the most demanding tests automakers can throw at it.
At Quaker State, we don't just say we're tough. We're tested tough.
The big cue is one tough motor oil.
Dear Thompson's, Midway through waterproofing our new deck, I ran out of Thompson's Water Seal and finished with another brand.
Two days later, it rained. It was amazing. You could actually see the Thompson side working.
The other side looked like I hadn't used a thing.
Thompson's Water Seal has 50% more active ingredients than most brands for more waterproofing power.
You can see the difference. For my money, nothing tops Thompson's. And I proved it.
Sincerely, Marcia Jackalone, Bassett, Wisconsin.
So I'm standing in the checkout line and this really attractive woman sees I have Kellogg's brand flakes.
And she says, buying that for your father?
Come on. They taste terrific. That's why I eat Kellogg's brand flakes. It's a nutty toasted wheat taste.
And they're Kellogg's.
So I turned to this woman. I looked her straight in the eye and I said, uh, yeah, yeah, they're for dad.
K-E-double-L, O-double-good, Kellogg's brand flakes. Toasted taste to you.
ABC Sports' exclusive presentation of the Indianapolis 500.
Brought to you by Miller Lite, when it's Miller Lite less filling really tastes great.
By Goodyear, who today will be the tires on the winning car for the 20th consecutive year.
By John Deere Lawn Care Dealers, nothing runs like a deal.
And by Kawasaki, if it isn't Kawasaki, it isn't Jet Ski.
What they won't do in commercials these days by Miller Lite, I mean, they resort to all sorts of tactics.
Now, take Miller Lite, six pack. They would have you believe that it's America's favorite light beer because it has great Pilsner taste.
Gonna love it. But at the same time, they try to convince you that it's because it's less filling tastes great.
I mean, come on, by Miller Lite. What do they take me for? Big star, seriously.
Is Miller Lite America's favorite because it's less filling or tastes great? Yes.
Hi, your place, would you like to take a seat?
Your treat is on me. Okay, but it's my treat. Oh, great. Okay.
Over the past five years, more people switched to Glidden than any other paint.
Now, if that isn't the ultimate test of quality, we don't know what is.
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There's some tire companies would love you to believe they're really involved in big time racing.
Let me tell you something, you can't just sit there and do nothing.
You can't just sit there and do nothing. You can't just sit there and do nothing.
There's only one tire company with the knowledge and commitment to make tires for our kind of racing.
That company's name's Goodyear, and ain't no one can tell you different.
The only tires in IndyCar Racing have Goodyear written all over them.
This sports science segment has been brought to you by AT&T.
Laura, I'm in Chicago and I'll be home in two hours. Everything went well, but it was a rough one.
So it would mean a lot if you had dinner with me tonight.
I called but your line was busy, which is why I'm sending you this voice message.
Ah, love in the age of technology.
Oh, here's my train. Call me.
A service that keeps you busy.
A service that keeps calling to get your message through is just one of the ways AT&T can help you.
It's all in the cards. How can we help you?
Painting, easy as one, two, three. Ask Ace for what you need. Ask Ace for what you need to know. Ask Ace for Ace Paint.
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PowerStick antiperspirant. It excels with 50% more odor and wetness fighters per stroke for 24-hour control that ordinary deodorant sticks just can't beat.
PowerStick, for 24-hour control.
After 18 years of producing the world's most popular line of personal watercraft, we're giving people another way to enjoy our company.
Introducing the Kawasaki Sport Cruiser with side-by-side seating. There's literally nothing else like it.
But perhaps the best reason for owning a Sport Cruiser is that above all, it's a jet ski watercraft.
If it isn't Kawasaki, it isn't jet ski.
Do you notice more with your right leg?
We're fighting it.
All of these championship-winning drivers have one thing in common.
Goodyear Racing Eagles.
The race-winning technology that's found in the Goodyear Racing Eagles is a
The championship-winning drivers have one thing in common.
The world's best-selling line of high-performance street tires.
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The champions know, and it's why we say, the best tires in the world have Goodyear written all over them.
Nobody's cooking like today's KFC.
For the past two years, more hardworking truck owners switched to Chevy than to any other truck.
And now Chevy full-size pickup is America's best-selling truck.
Number one for one simple reason.
They work.
Today's number one truck is Chevrolet.
Watch carefully what you're about to see is fast, very fast.
When the Pennzoil Special is racing at 230 miles per hour at Indy, its engine needs all the protection it can get.
And that's what it gets with Pennzoil, the same straight-off-the-shelf Pennzoil quality that goes in your car.
On the road or on the racetrack, nothing performs like Pennzoil because nothing protects like Pennzoil.
Pennzoil, ever since America learned to drive.
Lately, at more and more homes across the country, you'll find John Deere lawnmowers.
Perhaps it's because our mowers are built to handle any kind of terrain.
Or because homeowners give John Deere products the highest marks in consumer tests.
Or that they have the best resale value in the industry.
Or it may simply be that more and more homeowners just like having the nicest-looking lawn in the neighborhood.
Cold filtering. It's our commitment to everyone who knows that draft beer is real beer.
Pure beer. The best beer. It's how we make Miller Genuine draft.
And it's why so many people can enjoy a beer whose taste hasn't been changed by heat pasteurization.
And why so many people are making a change of their own.
Get out of the old and get into the cold.
This tough old crew has a plan and they begin by digging into those two scoops in every Kellogg's pack.
Two scoops will keep them coming back to those two scoops of plump, juicy raisins in Kellogg's Raisin Brand.
Looked up and in command, they're working now but they're thinking how they love two scoops and lots of wholesome brand.
Two scoops are turning back again for two scoops of plump, juicy raisins in Kellogg's Raisin Brand.
Two scoops.
Only from the mind of Minolta comes a compact camera that does so much automatically.
You'd think it had a mind of its own. The revolutionary new Freedom Zoom 105i.
Only from the mind of Minolta.
Power Stick Antiperspirant. It excels with 50% more odor and wetness fighters per stroke for 24-hour control that ordinary deodorant sticks just can't beat.
Power Stick for 24-hour control.
Only one thing about painting you gotta know how to do. Ask Ace. You expect quality from Ace and that's just what you get.
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Good morning, geniuses. Tuesday, it's back to school night.
Quick, somebody pinch me. Ow!
When the head of the class returns.
While I'm at it, you want a couple of airline tickets to Bermuda?
With an all-new episode.
Is that possible?
Tuesday, after Who's the Boss?
It's back.
The monster truck sale at the Greenway Automotive with giant-garded savings all over the Greenway for four full days.
Plus, see the world's largest jeeps, hot stuff at high moldings, rom and stomp over real automobiles.
It's wild and it's free.
Bring the whole family back to rebates and dealer discounts on over 250 new cars and trucks.
Right now, the best time ever to buy a Sun Fair Lintz in the Greenway Automotive.
The monster truck sale is back and bigger than ever.
Relocating a rhino isn't easy, but here in Kenya, it's being done to protect these animals from poachers.
Selling the rhino's horn for medical purposes is very profitable and illegal.
So the Kenyan government moves the rhinos, trying to prevent the extinction of this huge but vulnerable creature.
Join Marlon Perkins and me, Jim Fowler, for Rhino Rescue this week on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
Sunday afternoon at 5.
The Oprah Winfrey Show at 3 o'clock on Cap 35.
The 75th running of the year.