Navigation system activated. Oh look, he went to Jared.
Excuse me?
What's in the bag, Dave?
A diamond necklace.
May I see it?
Uh, can I just get directions please?
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Jared presents the Leveon Collection, featuring Leveon Chocolate Diamonds and Chocolate South Sea Pearls.
Now, can we go?
Oh Dave, you shouldn't have.
Jared, the Galleria of Jewelry.
It's Barbie and a Christmas Carol. Barbie stars in her first holiday movie, till the classic holiday songs.
Barbie learns that the joy of giving is the greatest gift of all.
This is the best Christmas ever!
Give the gift of Barbie and a Christmas Carol on DVD today.
It started with women not interested in procedures, so they turned to Olay Regenerist.
Now there's Reversal Treatment Foam, a light yet deeply penetrating moisturizer that helps reverse the look of fine lines and wrinkles.
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My Bliss, taking charge of time.
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The anti-aging lip treatment with Q10, clinically proven to reduce fine lines, leaving lips renewed.
Discover Bliss, Discover Bliss Tex.
Introducing new Quilted Northern Ultra Plush, the only three-layered bath tissue with plush quilts.
It has two layers for softness and an inner layer for a luxurious experience you can see and feel.
In fact, it may inspire you to make all the things you touch ultra plush.
New Quilted Northern Ultra Plush, luxury you can see and feel.
And if you're not delighted, we'll give you your money back.
We traveled around the country to show people the many features of Windows Vista, like how to record TV on your PC.
It's like you could watch TV, you could record the program if you want, without having to pay the fees of some of those other digital video things.
I can take it anywhere I want to go, on the train, I don't want to take it on a plane, because my TVs really aren't portable.
You can take it anywhere. It's amazing.
My cable DVR is gone.
Quantum of Solace is the number one movie in the world.
What were you expecting?
Daniel Craig Cruz keeps the best bond ever.
It's an accomplishment.
Be part of the phenomenon.
Quantum of Solace, Rated PG-13.
ABC Tonight, family night with America's richest dynasty.
I really wanted to do this.
Means letting it all hang out.
Hell no!
ABC's dirty, sexy money.
All new tonight, 10, 9 Central on ABC.
Thursday.
This could be everything I ever wanted.
A competition.
To create a magazine.
Will lead to the ultimate Ugly Betty Showdown.
ABC's Ugly Betty.
All new Thursday at 8, 7 Central on ABC.
My favorites plus new songs only at Target.
New sugar-free tic-tac-chill.
The perfect balance of taste and freshness.
This Friday, the ultimate 3D experience can be described in one word.
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Holy awesome!
Wait for it.
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Full Rated PG, even 3D Friday.
You can't touch us!
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Children have always been able to put a smile on your face.
Why not do something to put a smile on theirs?
Join us in supporting Ronald McDonald House Charities
as we make the lives a little brighter for children and their families all over the world.
Hey, Dad, I really want a Go-Phone this year.
Oh, I want people to stop eating my house, but that ain't gonna happen.
Besides, you'll run up a huge bill.
No, I won't.
It has unlimited talk and unlimited text.
I'm just yanking your chain, son.
Ho, ho, ho.
Sweet!
Um...
Oh, come on, man.
It's the holidays.
You can get unlimited talk to all wireless AT&T customers
and add unlimited text.
Go-Phone, only from AT&T.
These late nights, smooth as toast.
Has to fix my hair.
Right.
Oh, it's perfect.
Never mind.
Tonight, Jimmy gets a checkup with Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo
and a special performance by Leona Lewis.
Jimmy Kimmel Live, all new, late night tonight on ABC.
Wow.
The home's working really hard out there.
Yeah, well, her group health doctor actually told her
weight-bearing exercise is good for bone density.
Well, something about osteoporosis, I don't know.
Yeah, but shouldn't you be helping her?
No.
My bone density's fine.
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Here's a Bob Hall Good News Bulletin update.
A good news alert.
Gas prices are down and fuel mileage is way up in every new 2009 Honda.
And financing a new Honda today is easier than ever at Bob Hall Honda.
Let's send it out to Honda for more.
It's all good news on Honda Civic, Bob.
34 miles per gallon on the highway.
And today at Bob Hall Honda, you can drive home a brand new Civic for $189 a month.
Really good news for Yakima Carbuy.
Only at Bob Hall Honda.
Friday's Mega Millions jackpot is now $86 million.
You know why I love Walmart?
You got this at Walmart?
No way.
Way.
Whew.
I almost bought one of these at another store.
No way.
Way.
They have the same brand name TVs as the pricey electronics stores.
No way.
Way.
That's all you paid?
No way.
Way.
With thousands of new rollbacks and unbeatable prices on brands like Sony,
Sharp, Samsung, and Vizio, Christmas costs less at Walmart.
Save money, live better, Walmart.
I am green today.
I chirp with joy like a cricket song.
I am orange today.
For every person there's a Dell powered by Intel processors.
And this holiday season, every day there will be a great deal on Dell.com slash every day.
Check it out and find a deal that's right for you.
Dell, yours is here.
Behold, fetus labrusca, the Concord grape.
Right juicy deep purple, but what's really special is on the inside.
Our Welches.
Squeezing Concord grapes into natural juice releases tons of antioxidants called polyphenols.
Polyphenols fight free radicals and help to prevent cell damage.
Drinking Welches can help support a healthy heart, mind, and immune system.
Amazing little fruit.
Of course, if you like it just for the taste, that's okay too.
Welches to health.
These guys are quite a team and there's plenty for them to do at GeoTracks Grand Central Station.
Built to last, easy to put together, simple to control.
Now GeoTracks is taking off with the new Geo Airport only from Fisher Price.
Thanks, Glade.
Yogasai, how are you?
It smells so fresh in here.
Oh yeah, you like it?
It's just some boutiquey fragrance I discovered that helps me plug into my karma.
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More like Glade plugins.
Now experience the freshest Glade fragrances ever.
Infused with essential oils like boutique fragrances.
And yes, it's Glade.
Get Glade's newest holiday fragrance.
Me?
SC Johnson, a family company.
Hey, where are you going?
What'd you ever say?
Get free Kung Fu Panda trading cards, especially Mark Energizer Max Battery Packs.
Energizer.
Keep going and going.
I'm okay.
Can you believe that we can text,
email, surf the internet, even update your Facebook status right from the bottom of your hand?
At Sprint, we want everyone to experience all of the incredible things a 3G phone can do on a big 3G network.
The wireless revolution continues.
Come join us.
Introducing the Samsung rant.
For $49.99, it's the fully loaded 3G phone for everyone.
Only from Sprint.
Only on the Now Network.
Thursday, 9-8 Central.
Strange things are happening.
An all-new grace anatomy.
What's going on behind closed doors?
I'm not feeling that great.
You're sweating.
Yeah, but.
Why are the interns
If you take out his appendix.
operating on themselves?
Scalpel.
And what happens
None of my interns are answering pages.
when it all goes wrong?
Meredith.
ABC's Grace Anatomy.
All-new Thursday, 9-8 Central.
Followed by an all-new Life on Mars on ABC.
ABC Friday at 9-8 Central.
Free lives changed forever.
Just recently, buried my husband.
Mom, I love daddy.
A wife and mother on her own.
I don't really have a lot of time to grieve.
This woman's shown an amazing strength.
Will get the help she so desperately needs.
Say it!
Get it off the air!
Yes, he loves me!
I'm gonna help her pull through this.
An emotional all-new Supernanny.
Friday, 9-8 Central.
After an all-new Wife Swap on ABC.
I'm gonna say it.
What else you got around by illegal tax?
B-E-K-O-L
Hi, we're here for Simon Drive.
Hi.
I just leased a Passat for no money down.
She wants one too.
Or a Jetta.
A Passat.
A Jetta.
A Passat.
A Jetta.
A Passat.
Our new computer can match you to the perfect Volkswagen.
Then you drive it away.
Signature reveals a need for safety and individuality.
Perfect match.
A Passat.
A Jetta.
This event is getting very interesting.
Simon Drive is back.
We select 2009 models for zero down, zero due at signing, and no first month's payment.
He's fought the paper month.
I haven't even started my holiday shopping yet.
To be honest with you, I wouldn't know a good gift if it were standing right next to me.
How about now?
Go.
Right now, pay no interest for 36 months at all TVs 46 inches and up.
Plus all TV 799 and up are on sale now.
Like this 46 inch Samsung 1080p 120 Hertz LCD.
Now just $1899.99 before $400 savings.
Circuit City.
We'll hook you up with gifts to love.
It's here and it's flying off the shelves.
Delicious Dunkin Donuts coffee.
Pick some up where you buy groceries.
America runs on Dunkin.
Now pay attention to machine guns fixed.
Revolving number plates.
Titanium armor.
Dingham missile.
Hydrochloric acid.
Sonic agitator unit.
X-ray scanner.
An ordinary 10 of power compilers.
Smoke screen.
A fingerprint scanner.
In-seeky.
Homing device.
A pen.
Underwater camera.
Telescopic sight.
GPS tracking system.
A Geiger counter.
You got it?
Yes, I think so.
From all 21 Bond films to sports to concerts and hit shows,
only Comcast gives you over 1,000 HD choices.
Comcast.
No one gives you more HD.
Right now, we're giving you something big to celebrate.
Because when you buy a four-night Walt Disney World Room and Ticket Package,
you get three more nights free.
And on select travel dates, the package includes a free $200 Disney gift card, too.
Book through December 20th.
Call 407W Disney today.
You're under arrest for kidnapping.
Thursday, Detective Sam Tyler will reunite with his family.
Are you saying the kidnapper is your father?
That's exactly what I'm saying.
Getting one step closer to why he's stuck in 1973.
Maybe this is the reason why I'm here.
If you haven't seen ABC's new hit show, Life on Mars, this is a great time to start.
ABC's Life on Mars, all-new Thursday, 10, 9 Central, after a new Grey's Anatomy on ABC.
Who is she?
Who is your Winnie or Izzy or Jen?
Who got you into the kind of trouble that your dad secretly laughed about?
Wouldn't it be nice to know what she's doing right now?
And wouldn't it be nice to know that we won't charge her for answering your call?
A girl like that, we wouldn't dare.
I need the best prices, but I'm not giving up quality.
That's why I shop at Top Food and Drug.
You save a lot of money when you go to Top.
The prices at Top are much lower than other stores.
The store brands are better than the national brands, and they're lower in price.
Their produce department is wonderful. They have a huge selection, and their prices are really good.
Top means tough on prices, so you'll always find quality in the bag and savings in the bill.
My name is Renee, and I shop at the Olympia Top.
Beep, Slate Sanchez is phoned here reporting from the demolition site.
Slate and the rest of the action news teams don't have AT&T,
which means no bars out here on the outskirts of town.
So we didn't get that call about the demolition site.
So we didn't get that call about the new blast zone, which is now here instead of way over there.
I'm Slate Sanchez, and I'm about to be the news.
Switch to the network for the best coverage.
AT&T. More bars in more places.
Get an exclusive quick messaging phone for $79.99 after mail-in rebate.
In seven days, God created the world.
And in seven seconds, I shattered mine.
When you sign your name, you'll own my house.
I only ask that you never try to contact me for any reason.
William E.
It is within my power to drastically change his circumstances.
Circumstances.
What are you planning to do?
Tell me what's going on.
You can't play with people's lives.
I don't want to keep lying to you.
This has been really bad once, and I'm never going to be the same again.
This is not something you do every day.
Do what you promised me.
I learned a new sign.
Merry Christmas.
The visibly brighter Leo Diamond.
That's just one more reason Kay is the number one jewelry store in America.
Do you like them?
Every kiss begins with Jay.
Hair color.
Feel like it hasn't changed since Grandma's time?
We asked the same question and came up with a break.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We came up with a breakthrough.
Perfect 10 from Nice and Easy.
Why gloss when there's perfect control with our comb?
Why wait when our advanced formula works in 10 minutes?
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Perfect 10 the color that changes everything from Clara.
Hi ladies.
Guess what?
I just signed up my family for T-Mobile and got four free companion flights,
so one of you and your families could be coming with us to Palm Springs.
What do you want?
You know what I want.
You're not getting my babysitter's number.
Linda, did you know that it was 86 degrees in Palm Springs today?
Oh, that's good.
Mm-hmm.
Here.
Thank you.
But I want a window seat.
Okay.
Ooh, yummy.
Thank you guys. Bye.
Sign up your family for T-Mobile right now and get up to five free companion flights.
T-Mobile, stick together.
Ford and Lincoln Mercury announce employee pricing plus.
You pay what we pay.
And it's the plus that sets us apart.
The plus means our quality is unsurpassed by Honda or Toyota.
And you can count on Ford credit for the financing you need.
Best of all, you get employee pricing plus up to $6,000 cash back.
These are the keys to what America needs right now.
See your Ford or Lincoln Mercury dealer today.
You know you're a true Outback fan.
When you think cutting up the middle means slicing into our Outback special sirloin.
Big, bold flavors seared in.
The kicker, just $9.99.
Let's go Outback tonight.
Crave on.
I smell trouble.
ABC Next.
For the Darling Dynasty.
Stay away from my wife.
You mess with my stuff.
I mess with yours.
Playing dirty isn't new.
Oh, my.
Last thing we need is another scandal.
How dirty they get this time is.
I've always wanted to do that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whatever you do.
ABC's dirty, sexy money.
All new coming up next on ABC.
In four days, you've never seen an American Music Awards lineup bigger, hotter, and sweeter than this.
With performances by Beyoncé, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, Jonas Brothers, Mariah Carey, Coldplay, Alicia Keys, New Kids on the Block, Payne, Taylor Swift.
Plus, a special appearance by Aerosmith, Steven Tyler, and Joe Perry.
Can you believe it?
Jimmy Kimmel hosts the 2008 American Music Awards live Sunday at 7, 6 Central on ABC.